Siss, Boom, Bah!

[arwalden]

What sound does an exploding sheep make?

[terrya]

1. Ha Ha Ha!!

Funny. :-)

Nice rememberance, BTW.

T

[WestHoustonDem]

3. My favorite Carnac joke! Thank you.

RIP Johnny

[terrya]

5. He could even make a joke that bombed funny.

Remember...there would be dead silence at a joke that bombed...and then the band would launch into "Tea for Two" and Johnny would do a riff on THAT?

He was a comic master, actually.

T

[arwalden]

6. Yep... A Little Soft-Shoe And Tea-For-Two

http://wilstar.net/midi/teatwo.mid

[WestHoustonDem]

8. My daughter finally understood when I said to imagine it was

Jon Stewart. :cry: :grouphug:

[BurtWorm]

11. "May a yak eat Ex-Lax in your living room!"

An approximation of a Carnac putdown. The real ones were funnier.

:cry:

[flamingyouth]

2. That is my all-time favorite Carnac question

Still makes my sides ache from laughing. :D

[miss_kitty]

4. That was my favourite!

I always think of that one. I was little when he originally delivered that one, and saw it. i laughed my tiny ass off!

[Az]

7. Sinbad

Summarise the Bible in two words.

[arwalden]

9. Love It!! That's A Good One!

[Lex]

10. I *loved* Carnac.

Letterman & Shaefer still do an homage to Johnny and Carnac once in a while.

[CO Liberal]

12. My Favorite Carnac Bit

Carnac: "Voodoo."

Ed McMahon: "Voodoo."

(Carnac looks around to see where the echo came from.)

(Carnac tears open envelope.)

(Carnac blows into envelope.)

(Carnac removes paper from envelope and reads it.)

Carnac: "What do you get on your voo if you leave it outside overnight?"

[BurtWorm]

13. A: Piggly Wiggly

Q: Describe Kermit's wedding night.