What is the weirdest actual name of a person that you have heard?

[bobweaver]

At the church that my Mom goes to, there was a Father Dan Greasegrabber.

[kittycat1164]

1. I use to work with

Richard Payne. Now was that cruel of his parents or what? And yes he went by Dick.

[IronLionZion]

57. Candy Easter

a woman I used to work with. Her name was Candy and she married someone with the last name Easter.

I also know a family of Dicks, but they are very nice. :P

Oh, I know a family of Butts's too!

[liberalhistorian]

87. Oy, I hope the Butts

family didn't name any of their kids Dick!! :evilgrin:

Speaking of Candy Easter, I used to work with this poor woman named Mary Christmas. Yes, if you can believe her parents named her Mary, when they had the last name of Christmas! I don't know WHAT in the hell was wrong with them, but they condemned their poor daughter to a life of endless razzing and teasing. She actually couldn't wait to get married just to change her name, and she joked that she hoped she'd get married to someone named Smith.

[jeff30997]

119. I'm afraid that now ,Mary is married to...

A guy named Poppins.

[ImpeachBush]

135. I heard a "Mary Poppins" paged at the Atlanta airport just a few weeks ago

[ImpeachBush]

134. Yes, I knew a Dr. Payne.

[RUDUing2]

148. went to a group practice of OB's when expecting my oldest son..

they included..Dr. Slaughter and (remember OB's) Rockwell and Triplet...

[eoberhauser]

190. Richard Head

An aquaintance of my dad.

Erin

[eyepaddle]

2. I don't remember the first name

but I worked with a guy who last name was "Butram."

[Cuban_Liberal]

3. We have a neighbor whose name is Zelphia Arzula ______.

All I can figure is that her parents must not have liked her, to hang that name on her! ( j/k ). She doesn't like it either, FWIW.

:P

[autorank]

4. Zephyr Teachout...that name just bugs me. She should change it!

[mopinko]

7. bugs me too nt

[China_cat]

5. Verlonda Kyreta Bagnall

a girl I went to school with. She had a brother named Arbutus.

Their mother should have been shot for severe child abuse.

[mopinko]

6. dick seeman

and yes, he had a brother named peter. grade school friend of a friend. pretty sure they are real.
my sister used to work in a hospital, and would occasionally relay crazy baby names, like precious macintosh, and placenta jones.

[sepia_steel]

84. PLACENTA JONES! That's HIDEOUS! nt

[mopinko]

90. learned the word for the first time in the hospital

and thought it was pretty. imagine the rest of her parenting decisions.

[Solly Mack]

8. Prudence Wilder

10th grade. Her name always cracked me up.

[DebJ]

9. Richard Head in Maryland applied for a mortgage. We checked

it was his real name.

[asjr]

10. I used to work with a man named Richard Head and everyone

called him Dick. The oddest names I have heard were from Texas. It seems a former governor named Hogg named his daughters Ima and Ura. I'll bet Molly Ivins knows all about them.

[blonndee]

73. I know a guy named Toy Trane (first and middle);

his brothers' names are Chipper Kane and Rocky Plain. No kidding.

EDIT: Sorry, this was meant to be a general reply, not to the Richard Head one. Newbies...

[Bluebear]

11. Chew Shit Fun

http://www.chewshitfun.com/csf.html

[0007]

200. Jack Schitt

http://home.pacbell.net/diana_do/knowjack.htm

[Kellanved]

12. "Dr. Fuck"

My brother's orthodontist.

http://www.charite.de/kieferorthopaedie/deutsch/faculty/mitarb/ehemalig/fuck.htm

[flamingyouth]

43. Does this guy ever travel overseas?

Or is that a moot point? :D

"Paging Dr. Fuck. Dr. Fuck, please pick up the white courtesy phone..."

[Kellanved]

121. AFAIK he does so quite frequently

Having a name easily remembered can be plus, I guess.

[kiki]

159. My mum had a friend called C. O. Jones

When he travelled to Guatemala, the customs people stopped him because they thought the name on his passport - 'Cojones' - was a joke.

Oh, and a friend of mine had a school teacher called Doctor De'ath.

[0007]

201. That's a keeper!

[barackmyworld]

13. Reginald Pointdexter

man, what a nerd name for this kid in my high school

[thecai]

14. Wierdest Actual Names

Iva Hole and Princess Wormwood.

[Katidid]

165. I know a person

who calls herself Safonda Petters, I wonder what would happen if she combined her name to Iva Hole. :crazy:

[StopTheMorans]

15. one of the people I work with is named Harry Dame

[LosinIt]

114. Harry Bush - a guy from the village I grew up in

I never got why my parents would giggle at his name until years later after I'd moved away. I was home visiting and read in the paper that the guy died and I finally put it together.

[Patiod]

16. A former employee at my 1st job: Kitty Katz

I used to come across letters and reports with her name on them (it was her married name)

My friend's brother wanted to name their first child Justin. The problem was the family name is Kehs (pronounced Case). Everyone talked them out of it.

A good friend of mine's maiden name was Heine. Her sister hated it so much she went to court to change it. When she was dating one of the Temple basketball team's assistant coaches, John Cheney got on the phone and demanded to know if that was her real name. She was dating a guy named Ed Hickey, and we all wanted them to get married so that her married name could be Heine Hickey.

[seemunkee]

17. Lima Bean

Lima was her first name and she married a man with the last name of Bean.

[sakabatou]

18. Peter Pan

Toss Green Salad
Nin, Tendo
Deepti
Mr. Popo
Mr. Piccolo

[boneygrey]

19. In my town there is a last name of Greisedicke and

yes it is pronounced the way you're thinking.

Also how about the NASCAR driver named Dick Trickle and former UNC football coach Dick Crum.

[webjamn]

29. There is a baseball coach

named Dick Pole

[Yupster]

80. He was a major leaguer

though admittedly not a very good one. A relief pitcher.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/p/poledi01.shtml

[Astrochimp]

194. The St Louis Beer ones? I met one of them,...........

once while working for a Cable TV co, (service call on his home) and they way they say it, makes it sound even worse!

David

[roguevalley]

20. Steve Bonebreak. Then there are these:

Maranatha Jubilee Lee
Fire In The Belly Of The Lord Lee
Valient For Truth Lee
Hallelujah Amen Lee

There are three more kids with equally awful names but I forget. Their parent's names? Jill and Jim Lee.

[sepia_steel]

85. THOSE POOR KIDS eom

[Red State Rebel]

187. Ahem.....that would be my last name as well....

the spelling is slightly different, brake instead of break. Yes, the kids got teased - my sons college nickname was Boner and you should have heard the giggles when my daughter went across the stage at her white coat ceremony for Med School.

[Hans Delbrook]

21. I went to grade school w/ a girl name Thrica Striko

She always claimed her Dad got her name from a folded dollar bill.

[no name no slogan]

22. Harold Palm and Phuc Deap

When I was a kid, there was an older man in my neighborhood named Harold Palm. Everybody called him Harold, and NOT Harry.

I worked at a mortgage company in the early 90s, and we once had an application from a person named Phuc Deap.

[Droopy]

24. I work with a guy named Harry Palmer

[proud2BlibKansan]

65. Phuc is pronounced

fook, not fuck

I've taught several Vietnamese kids with this name.

[slutticus]

155. still funny

:)

[rockedthevoteinMA]

23. A cop where I used to live - Richard Soares.

Bill Williams (wtf were his parents thinking?)

[Droopy]

25. My psychiatrist's name is Dr. Birdi

Pronounced birdie like a little kid would call a bird. I don't know his first name. I think he is from the Middle East or South Asia.

[seriousstan]

26. Elmo Barnswallow

[muriel_volestrangler]

27. Justin Offa Hoare

[webjamn]

28. I was watching a college basketball game

about 12 years ago and one of the players was named House Guest. I shit you not

[Devil Dog Dem]

30. Dick Weed and Harry Wolf

I knew them both. I was at Col. Dick Weed's retirement ceremony when all these Marine officers stood up and said "I knew Dick Weed when we were young lieutenants together in Viet Nam" and stuff like that. We had to work hard not to laugh.

[Magrittes Pipe]

31. Pullin Wang

[Djinn]

32. used to work for a cellphone company

and we had an application from a Fuk U Man, I would NEVER have beleied it if I wasn't looking at his driver license

[B Calm]

34. I use to work for Olin Cellophane

[B Calm]

33. My 2nd grade school teacher. Mrs. Vanhandeham

[SmileyBoy]

35. There's a baseball player named Coco Crisp.

[sleepyhead]

46. I have tears in my eyes from laughing at that.

And I will add that the former owner of the Kansas City hockey team was Harry Dick.

[St. Jarvitude]

69. The great thing is, Milton Bradley used to play in the same outfield

[giant_robot]

150. He used to play with the Buffalo Bisons.

One of his teammates was Milton Bradley. I shit you not.

[SmileyBoy]

36. The guy who does the voice of Squidward is named Rodger Bumpass.

I shit you not.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

37. In Oregon a few years ago, there was a murderer named

Gurley Crumb. He looked like a mean cuss, as you might expect after a lifetime saddled with this name.

When I was helping register people for a conference, one of the participants was named Virpi Zuck.

One of my fellow translators told about having to talk some Japanese immigrants out of naming their daughter Saiko (pronounced "psycho"), which is a currently trendy name in Japan.

[BrainRants]

38. Had a prof in college names Yer Yang

Used to prank call his answering machine after a few barley pops.

"Can we speak to Yer Yang?"
"Can Yer Yang answer the phone?"

He was a pretty cool prof, with a goofy name, seemed to take it in stride and had a sense of humor about it.

[SmileyBoy]

39. Raab Himself

He was one of the guys on "Jackass".

[PittPoliSci]

41. his last name is Raab. His first name is Chris, so it's not that weird.

[TroubleMan]

40. When I was a kid, there was a guy whose legal name was Choke Puke

no BS....I found his name in the phone book, and we used to prank call him all the time.

His wife always used to say "Why all you kids keep botherin' my husband?" Apparently we weren't the only group of kids who called him.

Seriously....grab a Nashville white pages from around 1979-1983, and you'll see his name in there.

There was also a Carl Crappo, who we used to prank call all of the time, too.

I feel sorry for today's kids....with caller ID, then childhood right of passage that is crank calling is now gone.

[Gogi]

42. Doing genealgical research I came across this name: Pink Rose Couch.

eom

[zonmoy]

44. the only two weird names i can think of are

my own name zon moy and bona hays.

[progmom]

45. Dorcus Clapsaddle

Bad enough to have the last name...parents had to saddle her with Dorcus????

[catzies]

47. Maitreya Cosmo Motorcycle (who I met) and Gabriel Galaxy Gramophone

Getty, who I didn't.

[hollywood926]

48. My granny knew a lady named Fonda Cox...

she was heterosexual, so I assume she WAS. :-)

[Left Is Write]

49. This has probably already been mentioned, but Dick Trickle

always amused me a bit.

[NV Whino]

50. Dr Chu

What kind of doctor, you ask? A dentist, of course.

[Wilber_Stool]

120. I once went to a dentist named

Robert Payne. Good old Dr. Payne.

[Dervill Crow]

51. Kelly Greene

Dr. Cutting and Dr. Axman.

[scarlet_owl]

52. Richard Head. Seriously.

[Saboburns]

53. Jack Arute

Works for ABC telly, a sideline sportscaster. I just love it when Brent Hamburgers says, "Let's go down to the field to Jack Arute."

[last_texas_dem]

54. Lil'Betty

My mom taught a girl with this given name; exact punctuation and everything: Lil'Betty. I think she was even Homecoming Queen or something...

[bettyellen]

55. i used to be called lil betty, when i was short.... my cat was lil girl !

[madison2000]

56. Krystal Kleer

no kidding

[madison2000]

58. Grew up with a girl whose last name is BLOOD. Family reunion was a

BLOOD REUNION.

[VelmaD]

59. Harry Ball and Candy Cane

My little brother was actually good friends with a girl named Candy Cane back in high school. Sweetest girl you'd ever meet and she definitely didn't deserve what her parents did to her.

And of course there's the Reverend Harry Ball. Swear to god. He preached at the church I grew up in as a guest preacher several times when I was a kid.

[roguevalley]

60. There is a technician on an Anchorage television station named

Bush Houston.

[Longgrain]

61. Audralene...

or maybe Dulcinea...:)

[Moloch]

62. I used to go to school with a guy named

Traction Tire

[bloodyjack]

63. Richard Wang

[MattBaggins]

64. Twins that went to my school and two guys I once worked with

Twins Rusty and Dusty-----Bottom

Two guys I worked with last names were Ash and Sax. They were great guys but boy did we have fun one day making up names for their kids.

[Ramsey]

66. Lemonjello

And his brother Orangejello.

I am not kidding.

[Arkana]

67. Dick Butkus

Former NFL linebacker. I think he played for the Bears.

[proud2BlibKansan]

68. I'm a teacher so there are so many

Lots of kids named Phuc

Amber Waves

Third Corinthians

We had a family at our school with twins named Mercedes and Seville, and another set of twins in the same family are named Joie and Jodie. They have a sister named Hennessee and a brother named November.

There are also these name stories I have heard but don't know these kids:

twins named Twin A and Twin B
twins - Lemonjello amd Orangejello

And this one is a classic - a little girl named Female, pronounced fuh-mall-ee. Mom claims the hospital named her.

[roguevalley]

93. Alaska Franklin and Christmas Franklin.

[jmm]

118. Lemonjello and Orangejello are just urban legends.

There has never been any proof of children with those first names.

[proud2BlibKansan]

196. I have heard that but

I also know a couple teachers who swear these twins went to their school back in the 80s. So I don't know what to believe.

[Seabiscuit]

70. Rugathurd. Seriously, my realtor 4 years ago was named

Sharon Dick.

[lpbk2713]

71. Once had a neighbor named Ada Stone

And worked with a guy named Dick Hohl.

[ldf]

72. Latrina

she was a cashier in new orleans. i'm sure she was completely clueless as to the base of her name.

:shrug:

[webjamn]

81. My friend is a fireman in LA and he had to help a girl named

Urine (her mother said her name was pronounced Your-een)

[loudestchick]

74. I once knew parents who named their daughter Misty Dawn Tweedy

...so, you want her to be a stripper? I also know of siblings named Godswill and Blessing

[roguevalley]

95. Reading this, I remember more. Trucking Along Cedarhome and

Alcan Sunrise Brinkerhoff

[juslikagrzly]

75. Dr. Safety First

from Tulsa

[NoPasaran]

76. There used to be a Texas politician named Barefoot Sanders

And my SDEC committee woman is Zada True-Courage

[Shananigans]

77. Richard Schmoker...goes by Dick...

Yes ladies and gentlmean... that would be Dick Schmoker.

[rppper]

78. lunis rufus george jr.

i went to school with this kid in rural east texas...he was very much a hill-billy......

[bobweaver]

79. My Dad worked near a woman named Minerva Texas Snodgrass

[Quixote1818]

82. Norbert and Englebert Humperdink

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

83. Clurin Battle Reed

the Third. Southerners don't have a lot of imagination in naming their children, it seems.

When I was in the Air Force the optometrist was Dr. Eyestone.

I have a friend whose last name is Bell. He said he has a cousin named Isadore.

During the 60's a lot of television shows had a credit for "Glen Glenn Sound".

During same period, there was an orchestra leader named Dick Hyman.

[liberalhistorian]

86. I used to work for an employment-screening

company, and I came across some real doozies from time to time. My absolute favorite has to be this poor kid who was born in 1977 and who was named Disco, middle name Leon. DISCO, for Christ's sake! Obviously, his parents were into the whole 70's disco scene, but did they have to torture their kid for life by naming him that? I wonder what kind of drugs they were on!

Another one was, and I kid you not, Lord Byron! Can you imagine that, naming your kid Lord Byron?????? Too bad they didn't move to England when he was little, his life would probably have been made a lot easier!

[MrScorpio]

88. Candy Land and Leland Suchadoll

Both people I knew in the Air Force

[lpbk2713]

124. I knew a Marine named Sgt Pepper

[twenty2strings]

89. Edsel Ford Wong...In S.F......

The "Don Rickles" of Chinese hash house abuse and insult waiters. Was minor celebrity in late 60's/70's San Francisco.:hippie:

[HeyManThatsCool]

91. Benjamin Dover

one of my friends is a travel agent & had to keep a straight face thru that transaction...
and yes, he shortened his name to Ben Dover.

[ashling]

92. High School principal

named Larry Dickoff (not my HS)

Climax Higgins was the name of a guy who used to come to the Employment Commission office where I used to work. I figure he was named on the spur of the moment, as it were .

[yvr girl]

94. Mary Christmas

Shannon Shannon (both gained through marriage) and
ManWoman
Ivan the Cat (artists in the town I grew up in)

[thecai]

96. I forgot these...

Harry Dick and his wife, Ruby. :bounce:

[last1standing]

97. I once met a guy named Dick Head.

And I worked with a guy who was named Machete. Real nice guy, funny enough.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

98. I saw a W. T. Pooh listed in the phone book once. n/t

[njdemocrat106]

99. Henry Lizardlover

I don't know if it's his real name or not, but yes, he does love lizards.

[Dukkha]

100. Lyon Kuntz

He's a lawyer so there's truth in advertising there

[Anarcho-Socialist]

101. Gay Search

He's a British TV presenter, he does some sort of gardening show.

[Whoa_Nelly]

102. Ozella and Winnard

pretty much out there

[ChairOne]

103. Brock Lee - lol /eom

[u4ic]

104. Dick Au (Owww)

[Hardrada]

105. Dick Harder

Used to farm near here. High school classmates: Ralphene Chodur and Cloyce Gress.

[roguevalley]

107. My doctor was Rex Carr and I had a friend whose mom and twin

sisters were Essie, Glessie and Mossie. Their last name was Bywater. Mossie Bywater. Ordelma is another name of someone I know.

[Seabiscuit]

106. Ray Zipsa Lokwitor

[Allenberg]

108. I once got yelled at by a Major Peter Poon.

[IronLionZion]

109. Shithole, seriously this is a real last name

pronounced "shee toe lay"

[politicat]

110. Psycho Ward.

By the time she could change it, she'd gone goth and decided she liked it.

[lapfog_1]

111. I worked with a woman by the name of

and I kid you not... this was a real name...

Cherrie Pancake.

Not a stripper either. Here is her home page:

http://web.engr.oregonstate.edu/~pancake/

[B Calm]

112. Earl Halfbright

maybe it was Fulbright

[Mrs_Beastman]

113. Optimus Prime/Florida Orange

These are real names people...That's all I can say.

[achtung_circus]

115. Well there was Sioux-Zane

pronounced "Suzanne", named Siouw after the Indian Tride and Zane after Zane Grey, Author of western fiction.

I deal periodically with Harry Dyck.

Oh and the vet, Doctor DOKTOR.

[Scurrilous]

116. I once knew a guy named Fuzzy Indicator. n/t

[LosinIt]

117. How about Velvet Jock or Long Duong?

My aunt went to college with Velvet Jock. Now that is just SICK on the part of the parents. Can you imagine making it through high school with that one?

I worked with Long Duong. Cute, little Vietnamese guy. We used to get jerks calling the lab all of the time for him. He was listed in the Kodak phone book so when the guys on the floor were crusing through the phonebook on break they would have to give him a call to harass him. We had to explain it to him. He laughed and said, Oh No, is not true!

When Long's wife was pregnant we used to tease him and ask him what they were going to name the baby. Short? His wife barely spoke any English, but Long had taught her when she called to say, "Hello, may I speak to Long, Please?" This was fine if he was there, but if he wasn't she didn't get it and would keep repeating that phrase. After a while we would just say NO, and hang up. She made awesome egg rolls by the way.

[Hubert Flottz]

122. Hogjaw Twaddle

Peter Beater

I ain't lyin'!

Hogjaw:

http://members.aol.com/cgreenbank/general/nomdet.htm

Peter:

http://www.springeronline.com/sgw/cda/frontpage/0%2C11855%2C5-0-22-1988282-0%2C00.html?referer=www.springer.de%2Fcgi-bin%2Fsearch_book.pl%3Fisbn%3D3-540-65444-5

[OneTwentyoNine]

123. Fenimore Blow......

I kid you not,name of a guy I went through high school with....

[mcar]

125. Dick Hickey

Was my father's best friend and a wonderful man. I don't know how he managed with such a name.

[DelawareValleyDem]

126. Beat Wiener

A guy from Germany who was a client for a company I once worked for. His first named was pronounced BE-ot, but it was spelled as it appears in the title. Looked funny on a business card.

[El Fuego]

127. Condoleeza

[Zynx]

128. Henry Himmler

That was a guy my father worked with back in the '80s.

[SCDem]

129. Godzilla

also a male named Pink Green, another male name Oscar Mayer and he lived on Sausage Ln. And another male named Waylon Jennings Smith (his mother or parents must have been die hard fans!)

[NoSunWithoutShadow]

130. April May LeJune

Went to HS with her. Also, Mr. Navy Pitts.

[ze_dscherman]

131. Several good ones

but funny in German only.

There's an oncologist in Bremen who is called Dr. Krebsfänger - Dr. Cancer-Catcher (could also be translated as Dr. Crabcatcher, Crab and Cancer is the same word in German).

Browsing through a CD with all German phone numbers, I found many strange, embarassing or funny names, like (translated) "Pink Slip" (Rosa Schlüpfer), "Wanna Fuck" (Wilma Ficken) or "Death-Cinema" (Todeskino).

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

132. Dr. Slaughter and Dr. Cure were both ER Attendings

at Bloomington Hospital when I was admitted there.

DBDB

[Tracyjo]

133. A couple that I used to work with were big NASCAR fans

and they named their son "3", after Dale Earnhardt's car.

[NewJeffCT]

136. basketball player Scientific Mapp

I think he had a brother named Majestic, too.

[ImpeachBush]

137. Chyna Doll and Chime Klock ...

Both classmates of mine in college.

[blue neen]

138. Peter Less

That's the actual name of my friend's brother.

Also, Rose Bush, a neighbor.

[shreck]

139. Wong Wei

Wasn't he the Chi-Com pilot who ran into the Navy AWAC?

[On the Road]

140. My Grandmother Had a Friend Called Ima Menke ("MEN-kee")

[LizW]

141. Virginia Reel

was a lady my parents knew when I was a little girl.

My mom had a friend in college named Anne Screws.

The dentist in our town was Dr. Payne, and the vet was Dr. Slaughter.

My son's first grade teacher was Mrs. Fehler (pronounced failer).

[Swede]

142. Had a customer named Dixon Cox.

I always wondered if it was made up.

[CO Liberal]

143. Weldon Rumproast IV

His phone book listing was shown once on the old "Real People" show.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

144. Lesbia...

My poor sister, named after a friend of the family.

She changed it on her 18th birthday.

[itzamirakul]

145. I went to high school with Pearl Buttons...

I knew a teacher named Frances Francis

George Bush is Wun Dum Fuk

Back in the 50's a woman had to be talked out of naming her daughter Vagina. She thought it was different and pretty.

A friend named her daughter Melon (pronounced (MUH'-lon)

I always thought Cotton Mather was funny.

[skypilot]

146. A guy I knew whose last name was...

...Bushhammer. And dude was so gay.

[RUDUing2]

147. non-dom evangelical church in my dads town has a dd named:

Heavenly Jubilee...

my dh had a cousin named Richard Leake ..who went by nn of Dick..yes..Dick Leake

[tsakshaug]

149. Went to high school with

Warren Peace

My 8th Grade english teacher, Mr. Case. had a son named Justin

My son's teacher is Mr. Meister (german for Mr.)

[kiki]

162. Incorrect...

German for 'Mister' is 'Herr'.

However, if he had a son, the son would be 'Master Master'.

[American Tragedy]

151. The baby next to my friend's daughter in the hospital was named Stingray

[patdem]

Peter Harder, but when working as a key punch operator in an insurance

company we always punched in the last name first and the first name last...We ALL had a GOOD laugh!

[Maine-ah]

152. isn't there a New Hampshire politician

named Dick Sweat?

[terrya]

153. Ima Hogg

She was a socialite and philanthropist in Houston if I remember right.

[Downtown Hound]

157. Here's another one, Ima Hooker

Not kidding. Her first name was always Ima, then she married a guy whose last name was Hooker. An argument for not forcing women to take the last name's of men when they marry them if ever I heard one.

[AngryAmish]

154. Crystal Clear

A girl from my hometown. Was a minor child actress.

[scarlett1]

170. Can't verify but the Lear folks who own the Lear Airplane company

named their daughter Crystal Chanda Lear
Say it out loud, if you don't get it

[Lydia Leftcoast]

156. Remembered a Vietnamese name

My Thai roommate had a Vietnamese friend whose given name was My Dung.

However, it is pronounced "Mee yoong."

[bleedingheart]

158. Elmer Fudpucker

he was a polka band leader...I recall seeing his adverisement and I had to do a double take...

[kiki]

160. Used to be a burger restaurant

near my parental home called Colonel Fudpucker's. When my brother and I were little, it was a good device for doing some swearing in front of our parents and blaming it on a slip of the tongue.

[UncleSepp]

161. Dr. Cockburn

Saw his sign while driving down the highway. Specialty? Urology. Not kidding.

[Liberalynn]

163. Doctors

One of mine is named Cantwell

[Liberalynn]

164. My sister swears

she met a woman named Imma Pigg

[KamaAina]

166. Doctor Doctor

There were two of 'em, husband-and-wife ophthalmologists in Westport, Conn., late '70s.

[Malikshah]

167. K.Y. Hung

It was the name on a chinese restaurant in Kissimee--

Was up in orlando going to Gaydays w/ my partner and friends and we saw it and just peed laughing.

Not sure if it's still open.

[peekaloo]

168. Ben Eaton and Dick Burns.

yep

[scarlett1]

169. Vertical Johnson- I swear to GOD

I posted this a few months ago when someone had a thread about odd names.
I've seen his driver's license, he lives in St Louis and he is in a Sport Club with me in the Kansas City Area

[edbermac]

171. Bob Weaver...

:silly:

[grace0418]

172. Stanley Stanley Stanley

I kid you not. It's an acquaintance's father. I also have a friend who was a school teacher and he had a student who's first name was TV Kitchen (apparently the mother's two favorite things).

[JAbuchan08]

173. It's a tie betweeen Richard Getter and Bowman Beeman n/t

n/t

[Lorien]

174. Baker Bloodworth, Surgeons Dr. Hacker & Dr. Slaughter

Baker was a former boss, Hacker and Slaughter were my Grandfather's surgeons.

[Name removed]

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[Modem Butterfly]

176. F. Snookie Mucums

I was a headhunter and I read resumes all the time, so I've seen some weird names, including an honest-to-goodness Wednesday Adams. But the funniest was F. Snookie Mucums. I never found out what the F stood for; presumably something so bad he'd rather be called Snookie. He had a MBA in Information Technology from Sanford, he had an impressive list of companies. And yet, his legal name was F. Snookie Mucums.

[Kire]

177. My kindergarten teacher, Mrs. Lucy's first name was Lucy

Lucy Lucy, I kid you not

[winston61]

178. here's one

I met a lady and saw her drivers license so I knew it was real. Her first name was T9CY. I don't know why.

[Historic NY]

179. A girl by the name of Sneakers & anothers first name Female......n/t

[RedCloud]

180. Phil A Show

Boy did that guy ever suck!

[RedCloud]

183. Ray Orf's brother!

He was a bowler and often had to leave school early for tournaments.

I had the toughest time sitting in bio with Ray when his brother Jack was paged through the whole school intercom system:

Will Jack Orf kindly report to the office?

[meganmonkey]

181. Bessie Skipper-At-Sea; Dick Rider; Ben HayHoe

The first was a patient at a doctor's office where I was a temp. She had her name legally changed.

The other two are farmers we used to buy from when I was an ogranic food broker.
The story with Ben HayHoe is that when his dad (or granddad?) moved to the US immigration couldn't pronounce or spell his name, so, as was common, they gave him a new one. They asked him what he did and he was a farmer.

I always wanted to ask him if he was naughty by nature - Hip Hop Hooray - Hoe - Hay - Hoe hee heeeee! ;)

[charlyvi]

182. Jiffy Whip...

and her middle name was Peace.

[Hand]

184. Dick Joy

Or as he insisted on being called, "Richard".

:D

[Hand]

185. Pamela Motown...

But that was deliberate on her part. Changed her last name in the 70's.

::hippie:

[name not needed]

186. Eric Shun

[Placebo]

188. Mr. Penisten

or Mr. Peniston...

Real surnames you know. :)

[AlFrankenFan]

189. My dentist's name is Dr. Richard A. Harder

Poor fellow.

[bobthedrummer]

191. First names: Geneva Convention and Sativa

[VTdem]

192. The Maryland Terrapins had a basketbal player

named X-Ray Hip. I think it was the late 80's/early 90's.

[chefgirl]

193. In High School

I had a Sociology teacher once named Miss Goodhead. The boys all loved her.

-chef-

[gizmo1979]

195. Peter Wacker

[Nikia]

197. Early Jack Frost

A local high school basketball coach. The newpaper articles always referred to him as E.J. Frost. His friends called him Jack.

[Sgent]

198. Good friend in high school

whose legal name was Robin Earl Hood.

Daft parents were responsible for this one.

For obvious reasons, he went by Robbie.

[0007]

199. An 80 year old lady named Chevious.

I forgot to add that Mr. Balls my High School English teacher. His first name was Harry. He was listed as H. Balls.