What's the lowest thing you've done for spite?

[HEyHEY]

This ought to be an interesting thread.

[XanaDUer]

1. Let a drunken relative fry up some eggs and dog food

where he thought it was corned beef.

That still makes me smile.

[stevedeshazer]

2. I let the air out of my ex-wife's BF's tires

Unscrewed the valve cores. Took him two days to figure out how to move his car.

[stevedeshazer]

3. Hey, what about HEyHEY?

Dish.

[HEyHEY]

4. I got an ex-boss fired through an anonymous letter to head office

[stevedeshazer]

10. THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!

:)

[BlueJazz]

5. I posted this a few weeks ago but it applies here (for sure!)

I was in a large grocery store (publix) and was looking at some fruit. A Man and wife were letting their 3 children "sample" the grapes, apples and peaches...gross..little bites out of the fruit.
I gave them a "WTF" look and the Dad tells me to Mind my own F*cking business. Fine....
..THEN I see them in the cookie aisle "sampling" the cookies...as I walk by the Dad says.."I guess you don't like this either..ha..ha.

That did it.

I waited until they were in the Pizza aisle and had a full shopping cart. When they all left the cart (and went down the aisle),I got the cart, hauled ass to the other side of the store and stuck it in the back of the store in the Lettuce area (thru those hanging plastic things), and left the store quickly. I know the fuckers never found it.

I went home and told my friends how sweet revenge is..sometimes.

[Shananigans]

6. I've been thinking...and although I *DO* get a little revenge now and then

I think it is just too insignificant for me to remember. I'm a wuss! Alright! Just leave me alone :(

[Sporadicus]

7. I Peed on the Commodore's Carpet

To make up for three years of my ship getting the shittiest assignments in the squadron, I found an unlocked door leading into the hallway housing the Commodore's offices while I was awaiting my discharge from active duty. To my amazement I found that his inner sanctum was unlocked! Several beers that evening ensured that I was 'loaded for bear' as I moved a large potted Norfolk pine, cut loose, and replaced the tree. I chuckled to myself for months afterward, imagining the old stuffed-shirt wondering about that funky smell.
:evilgrin:

[Richardo]

21. Thereby providing the inspiration for "The Big Lebowski"

What a weird, wild tale. (Channelling Johnny Carson)

[forgethell]

8. Family beach vacation

Mad at my uncle about something, I don't remember what now. Put two fish eyeballs in his bowl of oatmeal. He ate the entire bowl before he spotted them at the bottom.

:puke:

[BigMcLargehuge]

9. posted the name and phone number of someone who wronged me

in a tranvestite/transsexual hookup newsgroup advertising for late night calls from men into severe domination.

[tjdee]

11. That's similar to the plot in "Closer".

The start of it, anyway. I believe Jude Law posts as Julia Roberts...and that's how she meets Clive Owen.

[yardwork]

19. uh-oh. I'll never participate in a "lock this thread!" thread again

[tigereye]

51. ooh that's nasty Big

[Sannum]

12. I got an ex-boss banned from doing trunk shows at marshall fields...

He was a jewelry designer, as well as just an all around bitch, so I called and complained about him, and got friends to call and complain. No more trunkshows for David the Bitch!

[JohnnyRingo]

13. Drllied holes in the bottom of a boat

Bought a hand powered drill just for the purpose.
Went to the house at night, crawled under, and drilled til my wrist got tired.

Not bad permanent damage, but I bet he had fun at the lake the next day.

[loudestchick]

14. I don't do spite...I'm more a balls to the wall...hit'em with both barrels

kinda chick!

[Bouncy Ball]

15. It was the day of open registration for seniors when I was in college

back then, you had to call in to register.

I called in with my ex-boyfriend's social security number, dropped all his classes, added classes he would never take in a million years, dropped his parking permit, added a motorcycle permit, dropped his yearbook order, and gave him an $85 video yearbook (no one ever ordered those or knew what they were), added a three meal a day, seven day a week meal plan (he lived off campus and had no need for that and it was also incredibly expensive).

I can't remember what else I fucked up in his schedule.

Ok, so I thought it was just a good laugh and I'd change it all back the next day. I figured he'd call in, hear the changes, flip out, and if he didn't change it back (which I figured he would), I would.

I totally forgot I did it.

About a week later, our fee slips came in the mail. He lived in the apartment above mine. I heard screaming. Yelling. Things being thrown. His roommate came down and told us what happened. The other roommate actually became so freaked out by his behavior he left for a few hours. The roommate who came down to tell us kept eyeballing me and I kept looking away.

He tried to change his classes back, but they were full. He got all the other stuff fixed. But because he couldn't get into those classes, his graduation was delayed by TWO semesters (some of the classes were only offered ONE time in the year, not both semesters). He was on work study and had to borrow more money just to graduate.

Yes, I felt horrible. No, I never did anything like that before or since.

No, I never fessed up, either.

[Rowdyboy]

16. Remind me not to get on your bad side!

Damn! You're cold :scared:

[Bouncy Ball]

30. It was so out of character for me, though.

I've never done ANYTHING like that! LOL!

And I did feel horrible that I caused him to graduate late. I mean, that screws up everything! That was not my intention, I was just a stupid, heartbroken kid.

Ah well. He did graduate!!!

[lectrobyte]

37. all's fair in love and war. hell hath no fury and all that... Sorry for

cliches, but they must be cliches for a reason... remind me not to break your heart.

[Bouncy Ball]

40. LOL

everyone always says that when they hear that story.

Would it help to know he was physically and emotionally abusive during our relationship?

[lectrobyte]

42. Hey, I was passing no judgements. I want to stay on your good

side ;-) Thanks for sharing your story with us

[Bouncy Ball]

50. No worries!

:hi:

[bleedingheart]

59. All Hail Bouncy Ball!

wow...that was good....

I had an boyfriend who gave me the entire control of his paycheck while he was in the military for the summer...

I paid all his bills, cancelled all the crazy music service he had started and got him in great financial shape...then when he got back from the summer he was pissed because I had cancelled his music service...which he had been in arrears for...

so I broke up with him...

[Bouncy Ball]

60. Yeah probably not marriage material! LOL!

Smart decision! What a wanker, not even a thank you?

[bleedingheart]

61. no thank you at all

it wasn't like I didn't have anything better to do than play accountant for him...

We had dated for a while and to be honest I look back and think that it was a great experience to date real jerks because now I really appreciate the guy that i did marry (10 year anniversary last Oct)...

[Skittles]

17. I never actually DO mean, spiteful things

but g.d. I DO THINK ABOUT THEM. I guess I just never stay angry long enough.

[shreck]

26. Me neither

If you piss me off, it takes a lot, I'll be coming straight at ya with a sharp object.
I witnessed a really bad act of spite once, a fellow took an ice shovel and scooped up a large fire ant mound and dumped it in the back seat of someones car.

[REP]

18. Not Low, But Veeeeeeery Satisfying

I had a complete and total asshole from hell supervisor, who went out of her way to make things difficult for me (not my imagination; she was later fired for her behavior, which also happened to be illegal). Anyway, one day as I was having lunch in my car, I noticed her pulling up, parking and leaving her hazard lights on. When I had my break later, they were still on. I never mentioned it to her, and when I saw her out in the parking lot at the end of the day with a dead battery, I didn't offer to jump start her, even though I had cables. I did laugh, though.

[radwriter0555]

20. REVENGE on a REALLY aggravating room-mate. I turned off the water

to the washing machine. She wasn't appliance-savvy, so when she went to turn it on, it made this big WHOMP sound, like she'd broken it. **oops**

Hid the detergent too!

Emptied out the dishwashing soap, so she couldn't wash her dishes without going out and buying more.

Ran out of toilet paper so she'd be left high and dry.

Then I called hong kong on her phone line the day after she'd left, several times.

Oh, I did all this when she had given notice and was REALLY nasty about it. And this was a REALLY long time ago and I'm REALLY sorry!

[SarahB]

22. I don't.

I'd like to think Karma takes care of the f***wits of the universe all by itself. Not that I don't get angry or very, very, very stressed-out at times because of said f***wits, but I try to expel the least amount of energy as possible. I just do my best to get them out of my life. Adding a massive, neurotic level of my own guilt to the picture couldn't possibly make me feel much better (not that some folks don't deserve whatever is coming to them). I hold myself to high standards. I generally live up to them thankfully.

[Nikia]

72. I don't either

I agree with you. Sometimes though I can't help but laugh when people have wronged me get what they deserve by no action of my own.

[dolo amber]

23. "Accidentally" mentioned to the ex...in front of his whole office

(including his new floozy girlfriend) that he in fact hadn't given me genital warts, as my test had come back negative...but that *if* (and I knew full well he was sleeping with the floozy) he had sex with anyone else he'd better inform them right away...not like with me who he didn't tell for like THREE FUCKING YEARS... cos y'know, that's not cool and all.

Oops. O8)

[Susang]

35. Hey, you were just providing a public health service

That's how these things get spread, you know. After all, you can't know who she may have been sleeping with besides him and unknowingly exposed and you couldn't trust him to tell her, now could you?

[ze_dscherman]

24. Putting maggots in a girls bag

Way back in school a girl in my class poured perfume oil over me, just for the fun of it. Imagine the smell of a bottle of cheap 70ies patchouli. I went home during school hours (not far away), changed my clothes and scrubbed myself in the shower. I still smelled soooo sweet - and the smell lingered in my clothes until the next wash, too.

Next day I came to school with a box of maggots from a fishing shop ... :evilgrin:

[Lerkfish]

25. harmless, but irritating...

I had a landlord who refused to turn on the heat in the winter. We had to leave our stove open in order not to freeze. I kept going to the apt. manager to complain, whose apartment looked awfully cozy. Turns out another neighbor discovered when he got a whopping electric bill that the manager had electric heaters, and had tapped the neighbor's electric lines.
I called the local govt. offices and found out that the landlord had a long history of being hauled into small claims court for not turning on the heat. What he would do is wait until he was sued before he turned it on. This was in midstate new york, Middletown. The winters are cold there.

finally, after making much noise, he got down there and started the heat. He knocked on my door and told me to get out because I'm a troublemaker. I told him if he guaranteed a return on my deposit, I'd leave within the week. (I'd already made plans to, but he didn't know that).

So, after moving out, I happened to have an acquaintance who worked at an artificial flavor/fragrance factory there. He concocted the foulest smelling stuff imaginable, and put it in a gelatin capsule for me. I put it in the sink trap with a slow drip, so that it would dissolve long before it was rented to some other poor schmuck, but so that no one would ever rent that apt. with the smell.

eventually, the smell would evaporate.

[ghostsofgiants]

27. I misread the title as "Sprite"

I've done some low things for Sprite.

[Padraig18]

28. Super-glued a car's door locks.

:evilgrin:

[NuttyFluffers]

29. gutted the stuffed doll my dog loved like its own child before its eyes

i had a stuffed doll that i loved very much and it fell off a shelf onto the floor one day. before i could discover it and put it back my dog got to it and tore it to shreds. he normally didn't tear up dolls, but for some reason this one just triggered him.

in a fit of rage i picked up the stuffed doll he had and gutted it before him with a steak knife. he loved this doll like his own puppy. he'd lick and groom it. he'd even set it on the sidewalk, facing him, while he went out to 'show' the doll how to poop. so when i gutted the stuffed doll before his eyes and gave him the remains when i was done my dog had the most tragic look i've seen on any creature's face. he wimpered and licked the doll and then ran to me whimpering and pleading and when i'd move he'd cringe from me and then try to throw his body over what was left of the doll. he was quite traumatized. he started to have tears and tear ruts and looked like he was in a state of shock tied between trying to placate me and mourn for its kid.

later i felt bad. the dog didn't know any better. i sewed up what was left and gave it back. he was so happy he started to bounce off the walls and gingerly held his doll. it went everywhere with him for about a few more weeks before he could leave it alone on one floor of the house or the other.

i've done some real bad things in my time. spiteful things. vandalism. fighting. social ostracism. emotional abuse. cruel practical jokes. but nothing really equaled the absolute confusion and tragedy in my poor dog's eyes as when i killed' its baby before its eyes.

[chiffon]

31. bwahahhahahah-too too funny!!

Best POST ever! I am bookmarking this for when I need a real laugh and plan to share this one with friends. Also, I this piece is nicely written and should be part of a stand-up monologue.

[eSTIV]

38. you need help...

What a shitty thing to do.

Too bad your dog didnt go into protect mode for that doll and bite your ass good!

[NuttyFluffers]

43. dude, i was a fuckin' sullen pre-teen. we do stupid shit then.

besides my dog is a little ten pound thing. couldn't even maul my ankle.

yeah, like i spend my days mauling little animals' toys. :eyes: i'm sure you were a saint when you were growing up. turned water to wine lately?

[NorthernSpy]

64. I shouldn't have read this one...

That poor dog!

[Magrittes Pipe]

32. Her sister.

:evilgrin:

[IronLionZion]

33. Pee in public,

It seems like a good idea when you're intoxicated and with buddies.

[NuttyFluffers]

45. that's it?

not like pee into someone's bed or laundry or open car window? just... on the street in public.

wow... sounds like i've got some stories of my youth to keep secret...

[IronLionZion]

53. I'm not as spiteful as other DUers

:shrug:

[IronLionZion]

54. aha, I thought of one

these two assholes hated my roommate right. And he forgot to lock our door one night so they came in and threw water balloons at who they thought was him while he was sleeping...except it was me! I was royally pissed and they just kind of ran off. They did this to some other people on our floor that night too, but I was the only one who was asleep when they did it.

SO, we got one of those really big garbage cans and filled it about 75% with water, and some of us peed in it. (I have this thing about peeing, I guess :P) And we leaned it up against their door, knocked and ran away. When they opened it, their room got royally flooded, and the rooms next to them, and the floor below us too :P IT was so awesome! And we never got caught because there were so many of us who thought they deserved it!

Oh, and we dumped Kool Aid powder in some random fraternity's outdoor hottub but we were just being assholes. (It was just one of those wood and tarp homemade hottubs)

[drumwolf]

69. they may have deserved it...

...but the other people whose rooms also got flooded didn't.

Did you ever take that into consideration?

[IronLionZion]

71. not at the time

I was 15 then

[NuttyFluffers]

73. there we go! (those are pretty bad too)

but i would've paid money to see ballistic blueberry colored frat boys. :spank: so naughty. :7

meh, confession is good for the soul. i bet our stories are nothing compared to say... kissinger.

[lectrobyte]

48. doesn't seem like spite, though, more like just general drunken

buffoonery.

[Arkana]

34. College provides an interesting place for revenge

This kid last year got so drunk one night he staggered into my room and barfed in my trash can--while I was home. My roommate was still there, and he scrubbed it out and told me when I got back, so we decided to get him back.

We went into his room while he was at work, and took the huge pack of Oreos on his desk. We took a tube of white toothpaste, scraped the filling off the first...maybe 4 Oreos in each row of the package (the big ones have three, so about 12 Oreos in all), and filled them with toothpaste.

About half an hour later, while working at my computer, I hear someone scream from down the hall, then a "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???!!!" I almost fell out of my chair, I was laughing so hard. To this day he still doesn't know who did it.

[Burma Jones]

36. Took a dump in a dresser drawer

At a Church Camp. In North Carolina. We were about 10 to a room and the dorm managers wouldn't free up any empty rooms because they said we didn't pay for them. I figured that a Presbyterian indoctrination camp shouldn't be so damn stingy with the rooms.............

[eSTIV]

39. Pissed in a guys orange juice bottle

and then watched him drink piss screwdrivers.

not proud of that, but it was deserved.

[Bunny]

44. What did he do to deserve your poisoning him?

We're all curious...

[cags]

41. Not something I did, but I heard it on the radio and laughed my ass off

A guy took a crap in his girlfriends new kittens litterbox. The girlfriend was horrified at the huge piece of crap and thought that her kitten must have been hurt squeezing that thing out. So she put the crap in a baggie and took it along with the kitten to the vet!

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

The vet said the cat was fine and couldn't believe the cat did that.

The guy confessed to her what he did a few months later on a radio show.

[rbnyc]

46. Slept with someone's fiance

We were all young, too young for any of us to be engaged. He was clearly not monogamous. She had used me and manipulated me to gain leverage with him and with her best friend, involving me in a series of head games that I did not appreciate. I was very angry at her, and decided to make the entire situation explode in a way that was most fun and natural for an immature young sexaholic. And explode, it did.

[DebinTx]

47. Had to go to a meeting for work

and I tried everything under the sun to get out of the meeting (my boss was attending it too) because I was sick as hell, coughing, hacking, fever, runny nose - you know, one step away from death. Anyway, the boss tells me that I cannot get out of the stupid meeting - so off we go to these people's office - I'm the only woman in a meeting with 15 fellows - it was so bad I nearly fell asleep at the conference table. After about an hour, they decide that they need something to drink and while the host starts calling for some secretary to play fetch, my boss says, "Nevermind, Deb will get it!" I had never been in this office before and didn't have a clue as to where their kitchen was let alone that he KNEW making me fetch coffee would piss me off, so after searching, I find the kitchen - by now I'm fuming and sweating profusely from the fever. So before I poured his coffee, I coughed up a huge ball of phlegm and in his cup it went. He never knew and got sick as a dog.

[drumwolf]

49. I had a roommate who was, basically, a clinical sociopath.

He was a psychologically abusive roommate during the time we lived together, and he eventually cheated me out of my rent deposit.

Both of us were taking a year's leave of absence from our respective colleges but planning to return in the fall. So after he left to travel around, I wrote a letter to his college claiming to be him and informed them that "I" was not returning and please cancel "my" enrollment for the fall.

[redqueen]

52. Let some dork at a bar give me a neck / shoulder massage.

Stupid, too, because he didn't know wtf he was doing and I was sore for days afterward.

[intheflow]

55. Stood outside my ex's apt at 7am and yelled he was a lousy f*ck

while knowing full-well he was sleeping with the girl he left me for.

God, that felt good. :evilgrin:

The real reason I was there was to make him take his dog, which he'd left me with, which chewed $80 worth of damage to my apartment's woodwork. The guy had stiffed me for $400 buck, as well. He deserved to have all the town know he had a tiny dick.

[Worst Username Ever]

56. Ground up laxatives into the macaroni and cheese being kept

in the mini fridge of his room. He eventually ate the leftovers, and TO THIS DAY he still tells people he is lactose intollerant. Guess he had some "issues" after eating that mac and cheese.

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

57. There was this girl who sat in front of me in class

She had really long hair, almost down to her rear end. I had REPEATEDLY asked her, very politely, to kep her hair off my desk, but it would always lay all over my desk.

One day I took scissors and just cut what was on my desk. She got up to leave, not knowing she had this very obvious sholder length section in the middle.

It was very mean, and I have never done anything even remotely like it since.

I was tempted once though. I had a real idiot for a boss, and he discovered he could have a separate email address asigned to his cell phone. We were going to submit his cell phone email address to several porn sites. We never did though.

DBDB

[NorthernSpy]

63. that wasn't just "mean"...

... that was criminal battery, and the fact that you used an edged weapon could have qualified as an aggravating factor.

It's like all those revenge tales involving ExLax brownies and whatnot: everyone seems to find that sort of thing amusing, but actually doing that involves committing a fairly serious offense against the person.

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

70. True by today's standards

In those days though, a prank was still a prank. This happened in the era before the Jurisprussic

DBDB

[Xipe Totec]

58. Did a rich kids homework senior year in high school

just so he would fail the entrance exams for college.

did not charge him a nickle.

[midnight armadillo]

62. Two minor episodes come to mind

Both from freshman year of college. One, my ex-roommate (I had moved out, he was an ass) tore up the building elevator and was making a general prick of himself. So, myself and a few others, along with the guy's current roommate, went to Store 24 at 3AM, purchases ex-lax, shaved it into tiny fragments, and put it in his coffee grinds for the morning coffee. hee hee.

The other was a real geekfest of spite. This guy had a habit of monopolizing one of the computers in the basement computer lab, and playing the 'X-Wing' game on it. Why? Dunno, he had a faster PC in his room, a 66 MHz 486. Yes, this was 1993 and we were all using MSDOS & Windoze 3.1. Me and one or two others whipped up a program that trapped the 'contol-c' and 'control-alt-delete' key sequences and would print 'You can't play X-Wing on me!' in an infinite loop to the screen. The only way to quit the program was to cycle power. We renamed 'xwing.exe' to 'xwing .exe', placed our program in as 'xwing.exe' and hung around and snickered as the guy threw a fit when he attempted to play. Ah, life in the honors dorm!

[NorthernSpy]

67. ah -- another person who could have done time!

One, my ex-roommate (I had moved out, he was an ass) tore up the building elevator and was making a general prick of himself. So, myself and a few others, along with the guy's current roommate, went to Store 24 at 3AM, purchases ex-lax, shaved it into tiny fragments, and put it in his coffee grinds for the morning coffee. hee hee.

Were you aware at the time that you could have been charged with a felony?

Pranksters take note: baking Ex-Lax into a tray of brownies and leaving them in the teacher's lounge could put a gross misdemeanor on your record.

Just ask former Fairmont high school student Katie Jablinske.

No one ate the brownies. But Jablinske was originally charged with a felony. She has pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor in exchange for the lesser charge. The agreement was reached last week.

A judge released Jablinske without jail time under the condition she stay out of trouble for one year.

The 18-year-old student moved to Nebraska to attend college. She had said the prank was just a joke and she meant no harm to any teachers.

But police chief Greg Brolsma says there's nothing specific in the law making so-called pranks legal just because they're meant in jest.

http://cbsnews.cbs.com/stories/2004/08/27/national/main638941.shtml

[Cadence]

65. O.k. I don't usually act in a spiteful way BUT...

the other day I was at the grocery store and as I was parking this Lexus SUV lady with a Bush bumper sticker stole my parking spot by pretending she didn't see me there with my blinker on waiting for it and swooped in from the other side.

SO! We're inside and her and her daughter all decked out in high heels and Louis Vuitton (I have nothing against Louis btw) were walking around as if the world centered on them.... I walk up to the milk section and I notice that someone has spilled an entire carton of sourcream in a pile right in front of the door. So as I'm opening the door to reach in for some milk here comes this lady on her cell phone and of course she thinks I'm holding the door for HER after I got my milk .... So I could have warned her she was about to step in a large pile of sourcream but I didn't ...... I watched her as she sunk her expensive shoe into it and it went up the side of her pant leg. She almost fell.
Then I let the door fall on her and walked away.... thinking... see that's called KARMA lady...if you had, had a Kerry sticker that wouldn't have happened. But of course if she had, had a Kerry sticker she wouldn't have acted like such an entitled bitch either!

[American Tragedy]

66. Slashed someone's tires, spray-painted a car

Mind you, this was a long time ago.

My best friend's ex-boyfriend at the time was harassing and degrading her, and even propositioned me. To add insult to injury, he had taken a large sum of money from her and refused to return it even though she needed it desperately. He spent it all on his precious car, and I just snapped.

I know I probably shouldn't have done it, but I still maintain that he deserved it. He was such a bastard with so many enemies that there were probably fifteen people who hated him enough to do something like that.

[Modem Butterfly]

68. Assualt with a deadly Volvo

I went to school at the University of Oregon, which has a big, open campus with a number of closed streets and pedestrian walk-ways big enough to drive on (well, one big closed streets, lots of walk ways and grass). We also had a number of students who liked to play ultimate frisbee (basically frisbee golf) in this space. Spring term my junior year, I kept getting bonked by these assholes and their frisbee. "Sorry dude!" At the end of the term, a friend of mine was graduating and we were driving his Volvo around Eugene, taking in one last look. We decided to "break the rules" and drive down the closed street when a frisbee hits us (it's about 10 at night). "Sorry dudes!" says this voice, and I recognize my tormenters. My friend looked at me and I looked at him and I said, "GET 'EM!" We proceeded to chase them half-way across campus in his Volvo. Thos frisbee players about shit themselves that night.

Damn that was fun.

[GRLMGC]

74. This is fairly tame

but I went to a chatroom and said something like "For hot cybersex IM *personidon'tlike*". I don't know if she got any propositions :evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

76. thats still funny as hell

[Valerie5555]

75. Hee hee hee I started an Amb Taylor bashing thread just to spite every

American who thought the CANADIAN CAPER was such a big deal.................................

[liberal43110]

77. I was right out of college, and my boyfriend was 22 years older than me...

....a department chair at the university (I was never in any of his classes), so he both 1) had a lot more money than I did, and 2) had a job that let him do what he pleased most of the year since he taught all his classes in 1 semester. On top of that, he was from India and went back for a month or so around Christmas and new years.

I'm the jealous type, and I was pissed that he kept on traveling all over the world to conferences and holidays while I had to work my little job (granted, he did take me on holiday to China and Japan, but that didn't seem to make up for everything; I know, I am terrible).

He was friends with his travel agent, and we all had had dinner once or twice. During the end of another month away in India......I called the travel agent and booked flights from New Orleans (where we lived) to San Francisco, a convertible to rent and drive down the coast, with a return flight from Los Angeles. All on my boyfriend's credit card.

He almost fell over when I told him. We went...but we broke up several months later. I suck.