Ok folks, favorite line from a Beastie Boys rhyme?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

The girlie was Def and she wanted to go....

[flvegan]

1. Dogs love me cuz I'm crazy sniffable

Tough call...so many good ones.

[democracyindanger]

14. Wow--even before I opened the thread

you picked the one I would've.

I drove people at work crazy with it the week the album was released.

[DrGonzoLives]

2. I like my sugar with coffee and cream

n/t

[chuckrocks]

3. oh my god- that's the funky shit!

.

[meganmonkey]

4. Stick a quarter in your ass 'cuz you played yourself

;)

[Murphys_Unlawful]

5. You've got the boomin' system But it's blasting out doo-doo...

You think it's chocolate milk But it's watered down yoo-hoo

[flvegan]

6. The Disrespect To Women Has Got To Be Through

I Want To Say a Little Something That's Long Overdue
The Disrespect To Women Has Got To Be Through
To All The Mothers And Sisters And the Wives And Friends
I Want To Offer My Love And Respect To The End

[Guaranteed]

30. "I did it like this...I did it like that...I did it with a

wiffle-ball bat....SOOOOOoooo...."

[Merrick]

7. Looks like the guy from the hefty bag commercial

Drink a six pack and then you play som ball
Walking down the stairs and then he starts to fall
Add on two joints and then he starts to sweat
Two hundred seventy five punds that you can’t forget

Heart attack, heart attack man
Spend all your money on your health insurance plan
Heart attack, heart attack man
Keep on getting bigger because you know that you can

Why do you force yourself on top of that girl
Laugh with all your buddies because it’s a man’s man’s world
Someday that shit will come back to you
You’ve been throwing your weight around and
Your shit is through

[sniffa]

8. if you wash your ass you best use soap

[frylock]

9. well if your world was all black, and if your world was all white..

Then you wouldn't get much color out of life now, right?

[slestak]

10. Ahh...."She's Crafty"

Most of my faves involve obscenities, so I'll keep it clean:

"Well, they got a committee to kick me off the block
'Cause I say my rhymes loud and I say 'em non-stop"

"I'm not James at 15 or Chachi in charge
I'm Adam and I'm adamant about living large"

"I got more action than my man John Woo
and I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew"

"I got money, like Charles Dickens
I got girlies in the coop like the Colonel's got the chicken"

I'd better stop. I could do this all day.

[Theres-a]

11. Ali baba an' da forty thieves

[Murphys_Unlawful]

12. So I got a little something for your Pay Per View....

Like Don King I got a crazy hair-do

[bettyellen]

13. Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens and Staten, From the Battery.....

............ to the top of Manhattan
Asian, Middle-Eastern and Latin
Black, White, New York you make it happen

The L.I.E. the B.Q.E
Hippies at the band shell with the L.S.D.
Get my BVD's from VIM
You know I'm reppin' Manhattan the best I can

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

15. From "Hold it Now - Hit It"

Peter eater parking meter all of the time
If I run out of ale it's Thunderbird wine
Miller drinking chicken eating dress so fly
I got friends in high places that are keeping me high

[Murphys_Unlawful]

18. Hey there....

How was the weekend?

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

20. Sick as a dog the whole friggin time.

ugh... yours?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

23. That's terrible, so...

no tubing?

[slutticus]

16. "We got the bottle - you got the cup....

Come on everybody let's get fffffffffffffff"

[flvegan]

17. Butt naked beats with butt naked fills

I got the skills - what skills
To pay the bills

[RaleighNCDem]

19. I'll stir fry you in my wok.

[flvegan]

21. But I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast

[Streetdoc270]

22. I did it like this, I did it like that....

I did it with a Whiffle Ball bat sooooooo.

[Joe Power]

24. Got more rhymes than J.D's got Sallingers

[HughBeaumont]

25. "I'm not James at 15 or Chachi in Charge"

Paul's Boutique is LOADED with classic lines.

[snooper2]

26. I'm Mike D and I get Respect, your cash and your jewlery are what I expect

[Madrone]

27. we got a president that we didn't elect!

n/t

[Guaranteed]

28. I was making records when you were still sucking your mother's

DICK!

:evilgrin:

[rene moon]

29. Mowing down MC's like I'm mowing a lawn

or

Well I think I'm losing my mind this time
This time I'm losing my mind, that's right
Said I think I'm losing my this time
This time I'm losing my mind

classic!

[Guaranteed]

31. Great thread, Murphy.

:)

[Murphys_Unlawful]

33. Thanks!

I try to post things that will make people smile. I hoped it worked for ya.

[slestak]

32. I can't help myself!

More Adidas sneakers than a plumber's got pliers
Got more suits than Jacoby and Meyers

I got girlies in a caste and one in a pagoda
You know I've got rhymes like Abe Vigoda

[ImpeachBush]

34. S-H-O-P-P-I-N-G (NOT)

Oh yeah, wrong boys. pet shop ... beastie... what's the difference?

[shadowknows69]

35. if you can feel what I'm feeling it's a musical masterpiece

or:

If you're hot to trot, think you're slicker than grease. I got news for you cooze you'll be suckin like a leech.