Let's pretend you *HAD* to....

[everythingsxen]

...serve an evil empire. Which evil empire would you serve?

For bonus points: Which branch would you serve in? (Army, Navy, Pilot, etc.)

README/DISCLAIMER : This question is about fashion ONLY. It has nothing to do with morality or whether or not you "never ever would"; assume for the purposes of this poll that you have been brainwashed, infected with alien critters, your family is held hostage ... whatever. The point is, you have to serve no matter what your feelings on the matter; you just get to decide which snappy threads you will wear. Ok? :evilgrin: Let the games begin!

[DrGonzoLives]

1. The only good Romulan is a fucking dead one!

But I'd choose persia, scimitars are cool, and you get to be called an Immortal if you're infantry.

[everythingsxen]

3. That is pretty cool!

I am stuck between the Galactic Empire and the Egyptian...

[JAbuchan08]

9. Romulan, because they aren't all coldly "logical" but they still

have that dead-sexy ear thing going on...

BTW - you left out the Klingons

[everythingsxen]

16. Very true..

I would say I'm sorry in Klingon, but is there a word for I'm sorry in Klingon? :D

I also forgot the Japanese. :(

[Rowdyboy]

20. According to the on-line Klingon dictionary

http://www.pinette.net/chris/startrek/klindict.html

the Klingon word for regret is "pay". There is no word for sorry.

[smbolisnch]

2. I chose Persia too, only because I have a Persian cat

:P

[asthmaticeog]

4. Romani Ite Domum!

I picked Roman - cool helmets, orgies, vomitoria - sounds like the life!

[ceile]

5. The less clothing, the better....n/t

[sundog]

6. Empire Records

yes, I did work for Tower Records back in college. So I have already served... and I didn't shoplift anything either O8)

[rockymountaindem]

7. I chose the British empire.

First of all, I speak the language. Seondly, who wouldn't want to be in one of those Horatio Hornblower movies?

A close second would be the Roman empire, but only if I could be a rich person with no political connections. That seems to best way of staying alive in the situation.

[New Earth]

8. ....

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[LudwigVan]

10. The Persian Empire.

Cyrus was a relatively tolerant emperor. He gave the Jews religious freedom, let the non-Persians continue to use Aramaic as a lingua franca, and didn't try and convert entire nations to Zoroastrianism.

[everythingsxen]

11. I ended up going with the Galactic Empire...

and I would be an Imperial Guardsman.

[DS1]

15. looks like a self-contained air-sickness bag to me

:D

[everythingsxen]

17. LOL

Rebel Scum! :P

[DS1]

12. Gotta love those SS trenchcoats

I'm not a NAZI so stop saying that!

[everythingsxen]

14. Believe me DS1... I know what you mean

The only reason the Third Reich is up there is... they may have been evil, but man did they have snappy uniforms!

[blindpig]

13. Vogon

evil should be ugly.

"Resistance is futile!"

[American Tragedy]

18. I voted Galactic Empire, but I don't have a British accent

If I can't be a sneering, overconfident technocrat dressed like a Stürmbahnführer, I'm not so sure that I want to be in it.

[kslib]

19. This army

[Inland]

21. The Inland Empire.

But that might just be me.

http://inlandempireliving.com/