Painfully awful movies

[GRLMGC]

There are movies that are so bad, they're hilarious. But most of the time, if a movie sucks, it causes you pain. What are some of the movies that have caused you to think, "I've just wasted two hours of my life".

Personally, there are so many, I can't even name one, haha.

Oh wait: One that sticks out in my mind is Corky Romano. I was like a freshman in hs or something like that and my friends dragged me. I had my head in my hands the whole time. And then one of my friends, who isn't really my friend because she's a backstabbing dumbass, kept repeating lines from the movie. It was an awful experience.

[AP]

1. Beautiful Girls is the only movie I've walked out of in my life.

I know a lot of people like it, but UGH!

Woody Allen's Hollywood Ending is the only other movie I've wanted to walk out of, but I didn't because in the last third of the movie I kept thinking that the movie must have had only a couple minutes left because it really didn't seem to have much more to say.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. Jurassic Park II

Gaaaaa

[indigo]

3. 'striptease'

I think it was called -- with Demi Moore and Burt Reynolds. Couldn't get out of the theatre fast enought.

[salvorhardin]

4. Out of Bounds

with Anthony Michael Hall.

"Anthony Michael Hall is Daryl Cage. Eighteen years on an Iowa farm never prepared him for a summer in L.A."

Yeah, well, 18 years in a small town in upstate NY didn't prepare me for how unbelievably bad a movie this was.

[CottonBear]

5. Sliver. Sharon Stone. Awful. eom

[DelawareValleyDem]

6. Howard the Duck

What was George Lucas thinking?

[salvorhardin]

9. Now, you see

I enjoyed Howard the Duck. That's how much more awful Out of Bounds was. :-)

[alvis]

7. Human Nature

with Tim Robbins. Horrible. First movie I walked out of in a theater.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0219822/

[Jessica]

8. EuroTrip ...

I fell asleep in the theater ... :boring:

[salvorhardin]

11. That's not a bad movie

A bad movie is a film that almost 20 years later you're still complaining about (repeatedly) to any and all who listen... sort of like Out of Bounds with Anthony Michael Hall. Now, that was a bad movie.



Don't worry... I'm done now. :-)

[On the Road]

10. "Master of Disguise"

I sat through it, but only because I was with my daughter.

[GRLMGC]

13. Ouch

I'm so sorry about that

[McKenzie]

12. Independence Day and Gangs of New York

the first was comic book jingoism and execrable. The second? I tried to like it but couldn't. Stylised violence and utterly awful. Pity because I really admire Scorcese's work. Maybe I'm in the minority though regarding my dislike of the film.

[mitchum]

32. I agree with you completely about "GONY"...

so at least we are a minority of two :) A sad decline of Scorsese's talent.

Fortunately, I have been able to avoid "Independence Day"

[PaganPreacher]

14. "Krull"

Should have been MSTied!



The Pagan Preacher
I don't turn the other cheek.

[pres2032]

15. Dodgeball

sooooo boring! Ben Stiller was not funny at all!

[txaslftist]

16. Unendurable secrets of the blah blah sisterhood.

[sakabatou]

17. Manos: Hands of Fate

The Brain that Wouldn't Die
Monster a-Go-Go
Santa Claus (with evil reindeer)
Santa Claus Beats the Martians
I Accuse my Parents
Godzilla vs. Megalon
Godzilla '98
This Island Earth
The Wild World of Batwoman
The Molepeople
The Beast of the Yucca Flats

And Others

[Inland]

18. Dune, Boys of Brazil, some crap with Mickey Rourke in it.

[terrya]

19. "Armageddon"

That was almost literally painful to sit through.

[matt819]

20. Escape from LA; The Day After Tomorrow (n/t)

[Kat45]

21. Meet the Parents -- incredibly boring.

I only laughed once or twice, and those were scenes that I had already seen in the commercials. Robert DeNiro, Ben Stiller--such potential, but I find it totally not funny.

[Emops]

22. Meet the Parents, may, in fact, disprove the existence of a merciful God.

I am against the death penalty, except in the case of Ben Stiller.

[GRLMGC]

26. hahahaha

I finally came to the realization that Ben Stiller is a douchebag. I don't know how it took me so long.

[Beaverhausen]

23. Moulin Rouge

ooh...I'm gonna get it for that one.

I thought the music sucked!

[NV Whino]

31. I second the motion on this one

Hated Moulin Rouge.

[slutticus]

24. Cold Creek Manor

Horrific movie. God-Awful.

I broke up with someone for making me watch that.

[Ladyhawk]

25. Creeping Terror.

It's an old black-and-white film starring a monster made out of bedsheets with human feet clearly visible underneath. The monster is very slow, but somehow can outrun screeching blond women too terrified to simply step out of the way.

[Tony_Illinois]

27. The English Patient

[DS1]

28. Soldier. Millenium with Kris Kristofferson.

[djeseru]

29. Most Adam Sandler films.

Although I did like Punch Drunk. (Is that even the right title?)

I'll probably think of a hundred other later...

[fleabert]

30. The Jerry Springer Movie.

I was tied up and made to watch it at gunpoint. really.