Have you ever tazered, or would you ever tazer, your child?

[JVS]

[Bouncy Ball]

1. BWA!

No but when she was a baby, I did put velcro strips all over her clothing and on the wall so she would stay in one place while I got stuff done.

[jonnyblitz]

3. interesting.

I never heard of that before.

[Bouncy Ball]

12. That's because I totally made it up!

:toast:

[jonnyblitz]

13. oh.

*blinks*

[Elidor]

22. It's not a bad idea, actually…

[benburch]

2. Nope...

But I opened up on him with a super-soaker full of ice water once.

[alittlelark]

4. You should be Tazered for this copycat

:spank:

[JVS]

18. You ought to see the one I just started

[DrWeird]

5. It's a lot less noisy than pepper-spraying them.

And it doesn't leave the obvious bruises that a good old fashioned beating results in.

[StopTheMorans]

7. you mean when they fall down the stairs?

[DrWeird]

10. Or off their bike. Yes.

That sort of thing.

[mitchum]

24. LOL!!!

I was already laughing at your post 5, but this one made me lose it.
Excellent tone. Nicely done. :)

[StopTheMorans]

6. spare the tazer, spoil the child

that's what i always say...

[Arkana]

8. It is purely out of morbid curiosity that I clicked on this thread

and it's a perverse fascination that made me post in it.

[napi21]

9. NO! But I think a smack upside the head or on the butt is good!

Tazers are best left to the cops, but children of all ages have been left to do their own thing for far too long. They have no respect for authority at home, in school, or anywhere else.

I have no problem with smacking their butt, when they are small, or a whack upside the head when they're older.

[matt819]

16. Good thing you're not a freeper

If you were, you wouldn't know which end was the head end or which end was the butt end, and hitting either wouldn't make much of a difference anyway.

[msgadget]

11. No, gee, I didn't know it was an option.

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. Today?

Quite possibly.

[JVS]

15. That bad, eh?

[bif]

17. No. But pistol-whip? You bet.

Gets results.

[mike_c]

19. tazers hadn't yet been developed when my daughter was young

...so we had to use a lampcord with the wires exposed. It was pretty primitive but effective nonetheless.

[slutticus]

20. Only when they deserve it (nt)

[DrGonzoLives]

21. No, I just use a good ol' fashioned cattle prod

No, not really. I don't even have kids. Calm the fuck down!

[redqueen]

23. I pooped a hammer.

:crazy: