When you see W'04 stickers on cars--what are you tempted to do?

[bliss_eternal]

It never ceases to amaze me the horrible thoughts I have when I see these stickers on cars. Sometimes (in a sick, sad way) I fantasize about what I wish I could do to the sticker, car or person. I just wondered if I am the only one, and wanted to hear what others have thought--so please share. The more creative the better! LOL!

Here's my rant on one in my building--
I swear when I see him or his car, I want to spit on it (or him, or both). First of all, he's about a lazy bastard. He seems incapable of parking anywhere except right in the front, which really pisses me off--as there is this delightful woman with Kerry stickers on her car who I believe is a nurse. She really is delightful! Always has a smile and something nice to say to others.

Anyway, she sometimes has an elderly woman with her and I'm glad when she gets one of the front spots as the elderly lady doesn't have to walk or struggle as far. Why does the freeper, jack-ass need the front? So his Freepin' Ass has less time to walk in his groceries? What-fuckin'ever! His smugness and entitled attitude just make me crazy--and he can't be bothered to even so much as acknowledge those around him with a smile or hello. Butthead!

Anyway, rant over--what are your W'04 sticker fantasies--

[newsguyatl]

1. i'm always tempted to do what i did a few weeks ago

mark it out with a black magic marker.


you wouldn't BELIEVE the stress it relieves :hi:

[BrklynLiberal]

10. Excellent! I am going to put one in my glove compartment.

I already carry around copies of ads for penis enlargement surgery to put under windshield wipers of Hummers.

[CottonBear]

16. LOL! n/t

[texastoast]

22. Perfect!

Love it!

[CottonBear]

23. How about adding one of these FW stickers?

link: <http://www.cafepress.com/shop/bumper-stickers/browse/Ntt-sticker_Ne-25_pp-2_N-3960_pv-jedhel.14570764_Ntk-All_bt-2_D-sticker>

I'm going to order a bunch of these! Of course, one could always modify one of the W stickers with a black marker. FW will not offend children and it will definitely piss off the wingnuts.

[CottonBear]

26. ...or maybe a WTF oval sticker!

link: <http://www.cafepress.com/shop/bumper-stickers/browse/N-1332+3949_pv-wmeanswtf.14939998_Ne-25_bt-1>

[newsguyatl]

27. or better yet

this one, which i just ordered: http://images.blogads.com/lptebjmzlptdpn/dailykospremium/3215854/readmore?r=3&d=http%3A%2F%2Fdontblamemeivoted4kerry.com

they're all hilarious!

[CottonBear]

30. I like "F The President"

I may need to order some of these too. I like the ones that are square or oval because they blend in w/ all of the other stickers on the other cars until...they're stuck in traffic behind you! HA!

[newsguyatl]

31. yeh, that's the one i was talking about

i couldn't get it to post the jpeg..

isn't that hilarious?

i can't wait to get mine.

[donheld]

2. I've seen 3 in the last 18 hours

The thoughts i had upon seeing them were neither nice or legal.

[GRLMGC]

3. I fantasize about keying their car

I want to key "fascist". Of course I never do it because that's wrong, but there's nothing wrong with fantasizing, is there?

[mr_hat]

4. I admit: I'm tempted to test their battle-readiness.

Hummers particularly.

[StopTheMorans]

5. two words: molotov cocktail

[GOPisEvil]

6. I sometimes wish I had a HUGE old pickup truck with a HUGE cattle guard.

Then I'd run 'em all off the road...ahhhhh...fantasies...

I'd NEVER do that, but I can dream about it...

[ceile]

7. I want to pull them off.

I've actually done that to a car in my boyfriend's complex. It was one of those "W-The President" stickers. Here in TX we have an assortment of pro-Bush, hardcore neo-con stickers. The most outrageous one being: "Al Queda and the UN: the true enemies of America"! I tailgated the supersized Suburban for a few blocks, but realized how silly I was being. It just makes me so angry!:grr:

[GalleryGod]

8. Flip 'Em Off!

:nuke:

[LiberalEsto]

9. Raise laser turret. Fire.

IMHO I should have laser weaponry on my car. Why? Just BECAUSE!

It would be perfect for vaporizing those pesky bad drivers on the road, without leaving an unsightly wreck behind. No fuss, no muss.

And it would be such fun to pick off the W-mobiles! Start by zapping the sticker into oblivion. Then boost the power and zap the rest of the vehicle.

:evilgrin:

[Ladyhawk]

11. Write in the letters "idowmaker." eom

[Sabriel]

17. I fill in "Weasel." Less to write. n/t

[XNASA]

12. Ask them if they need directions because........

....they're obviously not from around here.

[EstimatedProphet]

13. I always flip off cars with them-ALWAYS

I saw some repigs in the airport going to the Coronation, and not only did they have Bush shirts on, they had W stickers on their suitcases. I left them alone though because ther was no need to have to deal with security before the protests...

[Liberal In Texas]

14. Push the button that flips down the headlights ...

...and launch the stinger missiles.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

15. cry

[ronnykmarshall]

18. Add a sticker next to it ...

"Blame me I voted for ....."

or


"I'm a dumbass and I voted for ...."

[Bouncy Ball]

19. I saw one recently that

had a pic of bush on one side in a cowboy hat, a pic of Reagan on the other side in a cowboy hat and it said "My heroes have always been cowboys."

Made me want to barf. First of all, a guy who is AFRAID OF HORSES cannot be a cowboy. And Ray-gun only played one in the movies.

What an idiot.

I always want to key their car and slash their tires, but my strong belief in karma keeps me from doing so.

[texastoast]

20. Pass them

And show them my "Where's Osama?" sticker that is made out of a recycled W'04 sticker (actually, it was one that had a Nazi flag instead of an American flag originally) for the "W" in "Where." The rest of the letters in the question are made from other recycled bumper stickers.

[Senior citizen]

21. W'04 --> WD40 n/t

[davidinalameda]

24. rear end them

saw two this past week and really just wanted to rear end them

[CottonBear]

28. You only saw two?

Hell. Where I live and work every fourth vehicle has one (I'm not kidding.) Add a "Bush-Cheney Farm & Ranch Team bumper sticker to any large truck, a officail Georgia "Sons of Confederate Veterans license plate (complete w/ Stars and Bars) and an anti-choice sticker and you're ready to go. College students love the "W - The President" stickers to go along with their "It will Always Be My Flag" sticker. Of course, they're driving the ultra-expensive SUV that Daddy bought them.

[NV Whino]

25. Wish I had an armored tank and ram the fuckers

However, beings that I have a small, fuel-efficient car, it's only a fantasy.

[bliss_eternal]

29. These are great, everyone! OMG!

The keying,the rear-ending and blacking out the 'W' with a sharpie, I've thought of. Only karma keeps me from it. But I salute those of you that have (blacked out the 'W' or written in things.

I have yet to flip one off. I bet that would feel soooooo good!

[flamingyouth]

32. I park near them so they have to read my bumper stickers.