Insult the person who posts before you.

[LostInAnomie]

Starting with me.

C'mon you dumb-ass.

[Dookus]

1. you smell like old cabbage.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. You half-witted marmoset-raping flatulent dung kisser

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

5. You craptacular flaming sloth-kissing Schweinehund

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. You lard-assed pill-popping malodorous anal excretion

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

12. How'd you know???

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. Dude, I can smell you from any number of states away

Your malfeasance in the self-hygeien department is truly worthy of someone of your low-income NASCAR-watching sheep-dating mentality, and intelligence that doen't so much come out as an ebullient flow of steady precision and beauty, but more as a miserable, oozing discharge, lurching out in fits and stops like the urine flow of a alcoholic homeless man with a prostate the size of a cornish hen. You twittish iron-deficient nancy boy.

[donheld]

86. Rabrrrrr you freeper lovin' puss ball

Why don't you just go listen to your buddy Eric Clapton.

[LynzM]

3. LostInAnomie

Is such a dumbass, can't even follow their own instructions, and insulted the person posting after them. Sheesh. :eyes:

[fluffernutter]

no shit, he's a dumbass, but you're just a biatch

know-it-all who points out people's mistakes :P

[loudestchick]

32. And you stick to the roof of my mouth!

[fluffernutter]

45. and you love it!

i can't say anything meaner than that to you cuz you have a gorgeous O'keefe avatar :loveya:

[LostInAnomie]

33. Jeez, how dumb must you be...

... you don't even know what state your are from just that it's on the west coast.

DUH!

[fluffernutter]

43. yeah well, your "hobby" is loafing?

how ambitious! :smoke:

[Longgrain]

54. Great now do something more productive with your time!

Loafer!

[fluffernutter]

56. your girly side is really getting out of control lately

[Longgrain]

66. Hee-hee-hee...

At least I'm man enough to acknowledge my feminine side. Us asshole artists are good at that.

[donheld]

Of course yhou acknowledge your feminine side

what other side do you have? :evilgrin:

[asthmaticeog]

4. Fuck you and the

herpes-sore encrusted wang you rode in on, LostInAnomie. Nobody reads your fucking posts because we were tired of third grade by the time we hit fourth grade. If you fell off the planet, no-one would care.

[JimmyJazz]

6. your feet stink and all your taste is in your mouth.

[Longgrain]

7. You have a goofy looking face!

:P

[asthmaticeog]

11. Hey Longgrain,

paint me a picture of you fucking off.

[Longgrain]

14. PHHHHHHT!

You talentless art fraud! Jimmy was right, you have about as much taste as Styrofoam!

[asthmaticeog]

20. My taste or lack thereof notwithstanding,

The figure distortions in your work recall tropes that art therapists associate with advanced schizophrenia. I submit that such cheaply romantic faux-expressionism is not the last refuge of theuntalented, but the first.

[donheld]

89. Do you even have a clue what you're talking about?

So much rambling who can tell?

[Taxloss]

13. "Fuck you". How predictable.

And the standard sexual- and maturity-based slurs. A tired retread of far greater insults.

(NB this is, I think, my first ever flame post).

[asthmaticeog]

15. *ahem*

Are you maybe forgetting a prior flamewar?

Forgetful furriner. ;)

[Taxloss]

19. Not in the least.

That, I think, was a "heated dispute", not a flamewar. We didn't insult each other - we just disagreed rather bitterly.

[asthmaticeog]

22. True - and I'm glad we figured out that mutual misunderstanding.

But in the spirit of this thread, would you kindly insult me again? :)

[LostInAnomie]

24. I understand that your mother is quite the tramp...

... and this reflects poorly upon your person.

[Taxloss]

27. Hey, shitface, who asked you to get involved in a private conversation?

For someone whose ass covers more than one timezone, your got a nerve.

[LostInAnomie]

28. I believe that would have been your mother...

... she's over here at my house again.

[Taxloss]

29. I hear they're sending up a satellite to photograph your dark side.

[WoodrowFan]

68. you are all

you are all wonderful people and I am privileged to know each of you as you are each special in a unique priceless way that adds joy to this beautiful world of ours.

:grouphug:



(never been good at taking instructions)

[Taxloss]

71. I love you too.

This has to be the best-natured slanging match I've ever been part of.

[Taxloss]

25. Certainly, you limp-dick sack of pus.

Feel like returning the favour?

And how the hell are you, anyway?

[asthmaticeog]

30. I've been OK.

Work's been slowing down and that's a bit of a drag, but I'm left with more time for my own stuff, yadda yadda.

By the way, your visage poses a grave threat to the surface integrity of mirrors and clock-faces.

[JimmyJazz]

36. .

:boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring::boring: :boring:

[LostInAnomie]

40. What, is that supposed to be a collage of all your dates...

... while you are telling them about yourself.

[JimmyJazz]

44. No - it's everyone who has every read any of your posts.

:P

[asthmaticeog]

41. Stifle it, crack baby.

[JimmyJazz]

46. Save your breath for your blow up date.

[fluffernutter]

52. at least he hasn't popped his yet like you did

:*

[JimmyJazz]

55. that was mean.

:cry:

I knew you could do it :toast:

Oh and the only insulting thing I can think to say about you is that you need to think about the company you keep on these boards :P

[Taxloss]

38. That's good to hear.

I've been quite busy of late, but also the king of procrastination.

Incidentally, give me a few minutes and I could point out the tiny Atlantic island where all the people who give a shit what you think live.

[asthmaticeog]

49. When this is finished,

one might finally be able to detect my interest in your trifling attempts at mockery.

http://www.astro.caltech.edu/observatories/tmt/

[Taxloss]

58. I think it's finished now. I'm pretty much out of material.

You know, don't want to squander the strategic reserves.

Nice to see you again. :hug:

[asthmaticeog]

60. Yeah, same here.

When I was a younger man, I could slam people for days on end. Ahhhh, college.

Take care!

[Taxloss]

62. You too.

[roguevalley]

9. when I look at you, my feet go to sleep.

[fluffernutter]

48. ever hear of a shower?

[IronLionZion]

10. you're boring and unoriginal

;)

[JimmyJazz]

51. Your date's telephone numbers all start with 1-900-

[asthmaticeog]

64. Lotta date slams tonight, JJ.

Is that a pecadillo in your ouvre there, or are we perhaps projecting a wee bit? :hug:

[XNASA]

17. IronLionZion, I do not know you, therefore......

You must suck. And you should really do something about those feet.

[Amaya]

18. You smell like beef vegetable soup

and you ARE the most unpopular person here ;)

[sakabatou]

21. Next to you!

[name not needed]

23. looks like a mountain goat

and smells like a clydesdale horse

[sakabatou]

26. Your mother was a hamster

and your father smelled of elderberries!

[loudestchick]

31. Silly english KNNNNigit!

[sakabatou]

34. 'Tis merely a flesh wound!

Ni! Nininininininininininini!

[shraby]

35. Your mother wears army boots.

[StopTheMorans]

37. only when she sleeps over at my house

[Amaya]

42. Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo

:D

[StopTheMorans]

47. hold on, i'll be right back, i have to go put some water in yo mama's dish

:P

[DS1]

81. Your momma just read that, and told me to tell you to stop stealing

Dave Chappelle's bits, because she's too busy dealing with my bits :D

[donheld]

91. Yea, but she's awfully tired of such itty bitty bits

she can't find her magnifying glass :evilgrin:

[Amaya]

94. YO mama has a glass eye with a fish in it

:)

[Parrcrow]

39. You smell weird and your mother dresses you funny.

[progmom]

50. Your insults lack originality

You parents'- basement-dwelling, sci-fi-reading virgin!

[JimmyJazz]

53. Yep - you've got a full six-pack going on upstairs....

you're just missing the little plasic thingy that holds it all together.

[progmom]

57. You have no idea how right you are

you...you...
I just can't insult my JimmyJazz.

[JimmyJazz]

59. awwwww

:hug:

That's so sweet.

[DS1]

61. Your sympathy is transparent and false

which from what I understand, runs in the family.

[salin]

63. You wouldn't know "false"

if it were three dollar bill in your wallet.

[DS1]

65. You, however know false all too well, as you wake up to a glass

full of them on your nightstand, just behind the worn out stack of Poligrip the nursing home next door donated.

[Undercover Owl]

67. smile, you toothless wonder!

Maybe you need to get some dentures so people at least THINK you have a tooth in your head.

[DS1]

70. Oh, but I do have a tooth in my head, from when I fought off your aunt

during a particularly vicious Oxycontin robbery at my local pharmacy. Violent one, she is.

[salin]

69. which of course wasn't quite as bad

as your daily poligrip "accidents" when you "accidently" glue different parts of your body together as you try to prove to the nursing home that they really should hire you as an aide as you are so proficient with the denture adhesive.

[DS1]

73. If you had nearly as much control over commas as you suggest

I have over Poligrip, you'd be able to make a sentence stick together in bitesize pieces, instead of a rambling equivalent of veal parmesan puree.

[salin]

80. You might be able to enjoy veal parmesan

solid or puree, if you could master the art of use of eating utensils.

[DS1]

84. When you finally come to terms with your negative cash flow, and

the oppresively bleak future you're headed towards like a supersonic brick of despiar, you'll be scratching at my door begging me to pay you room and board to not only cook my veal parmesan, but spoon feed it to me while you prance around in your French Maid outfit.

[salin]

87. the only french maid outfits you are likely to ever witness

are in the brown-bag-covered magazines you squander your earnings upon.

[DS1]

92. Indeed. After all the time and effort I put into you, I still have to go

elsewhere for arousal. Perhaps you should turn in your false teeth and trade places with Bouncy Ball in the Mystery Barrel, maybe then you'd come close to living up your potential.

[salin]

95. it must be something,

to have one's potential be thwarted by one's perpetually poligripped state that has leaft you whistfully wishing for the grace and speed of a slug.

[DS1]

96. It truly is something to have potential. Sit down and I'll tell you all

about it.

[salin]

98. nearly an *uncle*

of default... given you already ceded that I have potential... ;-)

[DS1]

100. Potential for ~what~ is key. I'll bet you're one of those people that

hears someone mutter "Knowledge is power" and thinks it applies to your incontinence-driven mastery of public restroom etiquette.

[salin]

101. Thankfully

your bet is lost... hopefully your betting sense will pull you back from your alleged wager that asbettos wigs will become a big seller in the next year.

[NNadir]

102. What an insipid comment.

[salin]

103. only to be countered by the deeply

banal comment.

[NNadir]

104. I was sure you wouldn't comprehend anything not banal.

[SmileyBoy]

72. You smelly little bastard.

[SmileyBoy]

74. You're an oozing, painful hemmorhoid that belches past.

[SmileyBoy]

75. You beef-witted, shriveled-up monkey's penis.

[SmileyBoy]

76. You disgusting puddle of a homeless man's urine.

Hey, this is fun!!

[SmileyBoy]

77. You slow-witted rectal belch.

[SmileyBoy]

78. You beanie bag of baby vomit.

[DS1]

79. You try too hard.

And it shows.

[Undercover Owl]

82. yeah, well...

you don't try at all, SLACKER!

[DS1]

85. Next to you, nothing at all is sheer brilliance.

[Elidor]

83. What a pathetic display of projection

You're like the kid who eats his own boogers just to get some attention.

[SmileyBoy]

88. Oh YEAH??? Well... You're a DOODYHEAD!!!

:P

[ronnykmarshall]

90. Well! You're a ol' Poop FACE!!

So there!

[Elidor]

93. Even I expected better from you than that

Though no doubt some who read this thread may find that your cleverest utterance yet. Perhaps I should refrain from causing further damage to your already low self-esteem.


:evilgrin:

[Floogeldy]

97. Hardhead?

MORE LIKE DICKHEAD!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

[sundog]

99. your avatar sucks Floogeldy

[JimmyJazz]

105. you sir, have the worst user name EVAH.

:P

[KitchenWitch]

You look like a pirate and smell like one, too!

[Shananigans]

106. You can't spell!

;)

[El Fuego]

107. Honky MO FO!!!

They say it's an insult.

[El Fuego]

108. Insult me, damn you!

AND I DO NOT SMELL OF ELDERBERRIES!

[Floogeldy]

109. Get your hands off me, you DAMN DIRTY APE!

[bettyellen]

110. Floggedy? I hear it's more like Floppity, heh heh!

[Floogeldy]

111. I can't go on

YOU WIN!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!