Dear Abby

[pbartch]

DEAR ABBY,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up
huge credit card bills and at the end of the month, if I try
to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his
money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about
the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.

Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors
that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are
an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive
gifts, running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten
religious in a big way, although I don't quite understand it.
One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people
who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ.

And now he has been going to the gym an awful lot and is into
wearing uniforms and cowboy outfits, and I hate to think what
that means.

Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can
be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath.
It's just so horribly creepy!

Can you help?
Signed, Lost in DC


Dear Lost:

Stop whining, Laura. You can divorce the jerk any time
you want. The rest of us are stuck with him for four more
years!

[pbartch]

1. I'm kicking this myself. I'D DIVORCE THE JERK!!!

I mean........I'd divorce the Chimp

[NV Whino]

2. OMG! You married a republican! n/t