Would you kill for a Nobel Peace Prize?

[Kire]

[liberal N proud]

1. Kill for a Peace Prize

That is kind of moronic, isn't it?

[laruemtt]

2. kind of like bombing a country

into freedom and democracy :crazy:

[fertilizeonarbusto]

3. no

but I'll fuck for chastity. ;-)

[lpbk2713]

4. Any Steven Wright fans in the crowd?

Guess not.

[tk2kewl]

8. he just came up at lunch. my personal favorite:

My friend Dennis... His mother is a midget and his father is a dwarf. He's not a midget or a dwarf though. He's a midget-dwarf. He's the guy who poses for trophies.

[BOHICA06]

5. Yasar & Henry did! n/t

[underpants]

6. Attempted murder..Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

[Demeter]

7. NO. But I Would Recommend a Nobel for A Well-Timed and

targetted assassination. (We used to call them Freedom Fighters!)

[Worst Username Ever]

9. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

[Worst Username Ever]

10. I wish I was an anarchist, but I don't know the rules.

[WMliberal]

11. I'd stab someone for a ten-speed.

Shit, a Peace Prize... I might do a lot more than kill, fool!!