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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 02:29 PM
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This is the funniest thing you will EVER read
This is an actual college-level essay:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/1

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KurtNYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 02:31 PM
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1. Blocked by my employer
reason: "obscene"

:cry:
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 02:54 PM
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10. it's not exactly g rated
seems pretty funny, if it is for real.
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LiberalVoice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 02:32 PM
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2. I read the exact same "essay" on another site...
And it had a different title on the front page. Which would lead me to believe its fake.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 02:32 PM
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3. that can't be!!!
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 02:34 PM
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4. That professor should have better, and more mature looking, penmanship.
Are you sure we're not getting our legs pulled here? I've never seen a college level essay graded as such...but hysterical nonetheless. :hi:
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LibertyorDeath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 02:37 PM
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5. 61% WTF it deserves 6% & that's being generous imo
If it's legit
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 02:38 PM
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6. Unreal
It sounds like it may have been written at a nightclub.
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Kid_A Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 02:45 PM
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7. "This is page 3."
"The kindness he was shown at the end made the city itself blessed. Which is the gayest ending ever. The greeks invented anal lube. This is my conclusion."

That's the kind of paper you write your senior year in high school when you've already been accepted into a university and you're just coasting until graduation.
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 02:50 PM
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9. That Would be The Only Scenario I Can Imagine
under which it could possibly be real.
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 02:50 PM
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8. It May be a Fake
but it's hysterical.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 02:55 PM
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11. BEWARE... I Get A Browser Warning
that essay page 3 is trying to load some sort of "AT GAMES" software onto my computer.
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dean_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 02:59 PM
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12. So...Dr. Dre was inspired by the story of Oedipus?
Wow, you learn something new everyday.
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