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Tue Jan-25-05 07:14 PM
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Post all the reasons why Dr. Rice should be Secy of State |
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- she won the 2nd grade spelling bee
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:15 PM
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1. she has an oil tanker named after her!?!?! |
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:15 PM
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She's fired when the boy king leaves office
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:16 PM
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4. yes, and did you know she went to college at age 15? |
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and she was potty trained at 6 months
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:15 PM
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Dose anyone know what it is in?
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:16 PM
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7. yeah, how to fight the cold war |
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:19 PM
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17. I was thinking Basketry? |
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:16 PM
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5. I can think of no reason... unless |
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She's won a Nobel PEACE prize?
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:16 PM
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6. She speaks German...nobody who speaks German can be bad. |
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I stole that from the Simpsons.
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:17 PM
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:22 PM
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25. I thought she spoke Russian |
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According to her testimony with Sen Dodd, who speaks fluent Spanish..I wish he had commented on her in that language.
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:17 PM
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She likes going to the dentist
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:18 PM
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15. she can eat corn on the cob thru a chain link fence |
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:17 PM
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she was provost of Stanford University |
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:17 PM
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10. She can play pianeee! |
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Apparently that's some sort of talent.
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:18 PM
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14. and she can do duets with Ashcroft |
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:21 PM
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23. It's a requirement...who knew? n/t |
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:18 PM
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12. The United States will soon be a third world country, and she has a |
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knack for looking pathetic.
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:18 PM
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13. She's a fairly decent pianist. |
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God, I hate to offer compliments to her...but she is. She acompanied Yo-Yo Ma during some Kennedy Honors thing a few years ago.
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:18 PM
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16. Because she's a Klingon |
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Look at the brow ridges and teeth she sports. A Klingon would make a great Secretary of State because they would never be afraid of starting a war. That would always be their first choice-just like Rice.
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:23 PM
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27. She does look like a Klingon |
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and I thought so! But perhaps we are insulting the Klingons..
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:19 PM
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:21 PM
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22. Wow. Those are mine too. |
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at least all the legitimate ones I could come with too.
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:19 PM
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19. Her name sounds like a Northern Italian menu item. |
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:20 PM
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20. She's the product of RW think tanks |
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which are different from Chevron oil tankers, so she's already passed the muster of those that matter to the people in the Bush regime.
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:21 PM
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21. here's an oldie but goodie by Ductape Fatwa |
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:54 PM
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33. She will make hair straightener seem even more ridiculous |
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:21 PM
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24. She's a black woman......... |
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....you HORRIBLE RACIST DEMOCRATS!!!!!
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:23 PM
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26. The ONLY valid reason I've heard today |
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and previously in the press... is that when a foreign government is speaking to Condi or Condi is speaking to them, they will KNOW that this is the policy of George W. Bush.
Of course, being so close to the pretzeldent has a negative too, which is that there will not be ANY voice of dissent (however muted) in the Pretzeldent's inner circle.
But at least when Condi says to someone "We are going to launch our 'shock and awe'(tm) attack at midnight", those poor bastards will know that they better be in their bunkers at 11:59pm.
But, of course, Barney the dog would fit the bill for this as well (OR WOULD HE???)
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:27 PM
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28. Barney, the closet Democrat? |
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Nah. He is far less obedient than Condi.
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:31 PM
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29. So we can watch and laugh as she makes an ass out of herself |
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in front of vaious world leaders who loathe her?
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:35 PM
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She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano. She plays piano.
I think that's about how many times we heard that mentioned today.
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Tue Jan-25-05 07:50 PM
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32. all women should be secretaries... right? |
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Tue Jan-25-05 08:08 PM
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35. The alternative would be Satan himself |
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and I'd rather he keep busy with planning all their eternities in hell.
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Tue Jan-25-05 08:10 PM
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37. those funny buck teeth will make all the other leaders laugh so |
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hard they can't help but love us.
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Tue Jan-25-05 08:10 PM
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38. Because it only hurts when they stop, |
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.........lying and torturing.
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