Top this................Fart Football

[pbartch]

Fart Football

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

The old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score.."

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha.. I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
"Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and
says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."

Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits all over the bed.

The wife says, "What the heck was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

[pbartch]

1. I can't believe no ones likes this joke!!

hubby told it at work and he has become famous. They call him farty football

[DS1]

3. haha, just found it

I liked it, I kinda had a feeling it would end up with a shitty bed :D

[cags]

2. Oh, that is too funny

[pbartch]

4. that joke really has LOTS of results on Ol' Google

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=fart+football&btnG=Google+Search

Results 1 - 10 of about 149,000 for fart football. (0.36 seconds)

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5. Man walks in to a talent scouts office for an audition...

Talent scout asks: "Okay, pal... what have you got to show me"?

Man responds: "I can fart the tune to any song you name".

Talent scout: "Wow"! "That's different". "How about performing "The Battle Hymn of the Republic"?

Man: "Sure... no problem".

(Man drops his pants and underwear and proceeds to shit all over the fine Oriental rug in the talent scouts office).

Talent scout: "WTF are you doing"! "You just ruined a $35,000 rug"!

Man responds: "Just clearing my throat".

<cymbal crash>

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