elperromagico
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:38 PM
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| If your Internet connection were a human, what would do to it? |
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I think I would visit mine late at night with a Louisville slugger, and after yelling about its habitual laziness, break its windows.
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How about you?
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| agates
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:39 PM
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| 1. I'd buy it a dozen roses |
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and thank it for always being there for me!
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| Seldona
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:40 PM
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| 2. I would hug it and squeeze it. |
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Then do it some more. And most assuredly some more after that.
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| LibertyorDeath
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:41 PM
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| 3. I would massage its feet & bring it a nice hot beverage |
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My connection Howls. I'm a speed freak.... Not the drug....
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| ikojo
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:41 PM
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| 4. Take it out to dinner and let it order from |
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any part of the menu including wine.
I love my Internets!
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| hangemhigh
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:54 PM
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| 5. I am already her slave... |
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and a bitch of a master she is!
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| Arkana
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Tue Jan-25-05 10:18 PM
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| 6. Tie it to a chair and beat the shit out of it |
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