Did Vanilla Ice really suck shit through a rag?

[Floogeldy]

?

[Deja Q]

1. Maybe that's why Jim Carrey's parody skit isn't on the DVD set...

Nobody wants to remember that Vanilla Ice ever existed. }(

[Floogeldy]

2. Ha ha!

I saw that skit on In Living Colour. It was classic!!!!

[Downtown Hound]

3. White white baby!

[BulletproofLandshark]

4. My Favorite ILC sketch ever!

"I told the world I got stabbed in the butt. But it was just a paper cut! YEEEEEOOOOWWWW!"

[RandomKoolzip]

5. As wildly as Vanilla Ice sucked, I'd take his pasty white shittiness over

Li'l Jon, Usher, the Ying Yang Twins, Bonecrusher, Bubba Sparxxx, and just about anyone else making a killing in the "rap game" right now. Commercial HipHop has never been worse.

[mark414]

6. i agree

with you an all of those except bubba sparxxx

he's actually got some tight shit

[RandomKoolzip]

7. I just bought Mr. Lif's "Enters the Colussus" EP today....

Compared to that, just about all commercial hiphop is chaff or worse.

At least Vanilla Ice had the decency to be bad enough that you could make fun of him; Lil Jon, for example, is just plain bathetic on every level, not even horrible enough to be a parody.

[Floogeldy]

8. Bathetic?

Heh heh. That's almost right up there with "moran." ;)

[RandomKoolzip]

10. It's a word.

Webster's Ninth defines "bathetic" as

adj. "Characterized by bathos."

And "bathos" is defined as:

n. "the sudden appearance of the commonplace in otherwise elevated matter or style."

So it's a word, and it fits Mr. Jon to a "Tea."

[Floogeldy]

15. Ha ha ha!

adj : effusively or insincerely emotional; "a bathetic novel"; "maudlin expressons of sympathy"; "mushy effusiveness"; "a schmaltzy song"; "sentimental soap operas"; "slushy poetry"

[Biased Liberal Media]

9. Lil Jon makes no sense

YEAHHH!!! WHUTT!!! OOKAY!!!!

On edit: I realized what Lil Jon reminded me of...A muppet. Seriously!!! Fraggle Rock on crack!

[RandomKoolzip]

11. An omnipresent, drooling, scrofulous muppet.

With dreadlocks.

Maybe his muppet name could be "Crunky."

[Biased Liberal Media]

12. Ha! I could totally see that

[RandomKoolzip]

13. They could rerecord "The Rainbow Connection" with Lil Jon...

"Someday we'll find it..."

"YEAH!"

"The Rainbow connection..."

"OKAAAAY!!!"

"The gangstas, the hustlas, and meeee..."

"YEAH!!!! GET LOW!!!!"

[flvegan]

18. Now THAT was funny.

[RandomKoolzip]

19. Danke, danke, danke.

[mark414]

14. ahh, well if you compare it to THAT

then yeah, you're spot on

[drumwolf]

16. Hey, that movie he made, "Cool as Ice" is a classic

I mean, who could resist such "cool" outfits as those parachute pants he wore, "cool" scenes where he jumps his motorbike over fences, and "cool" lines as "Drop that zero and get with the zero"?

I have yet to see a movie as jaw-droppingly bad as this one, although I'm sure "Glitter" (the Mariah Carey bomb) and "From Justin to Kelly" are probably down there as well.

[Downtown Hound]

17. I've never seen Cool as Ice

I should, it sounds hilarious.

[cheesesnackidea]

20. No. He just sucked shit. Period.