Post a statement which will get you quoted in FreeRepublic:

[CanuckAmok]

It'll be sweet to google your name and have a FR link come up, for ever and ever (until the Rapture, of course)

Here's mine:

"I think Hilary Clinton is way hotter than the Bush Twins. If I had the choice of a threeway with Barb and Jenna, or a little bit of rough stuff with Hilary and some sort of stap-on something or other, I'd chose the latter.

One of the reasons she turns me on so much is that photo of her in a cowboy hat which appeared in one of Michael Moore's books. She can wear a cowboy hat better than any of those two-gallon galoots driving Excursions and Escalades in lame-assed wannabe states like Texas."

[RandomKoolzip]

1. "I really wish more troops would die. That would send a clear message

to America that the Iraq War is unwinnable."


OR:


"I hope Hillary's budget when she takes office in 2008 has set aside some money to confiscate all the guns everyone in the US owns and she can overturn that pesky 2nd Amendment!"

[LiberalVoice]

3. I actually believe that...

Time and time again our self centered lives have revolved around us and only us. We as a nation don't give a fuck how many Iraqi children we murder...But we're "deeply saddened" by all our troops being killed. I honestly believe its the only way americans will wake up. :shrug:

Personally I would prefer troops dying to children.

[RandomKoolzip]

21. Freepers: remember, when quoting, that "LiberalVoice" said that,

NOT RandomKoolzip. Two different people, one posting sarcasm, the other not. Thank you.

[CanuckAmok]

27. And RandomKoolzip knows sarcasm when he sees it. n/t

[RandomKoolzip]

30. I hope to fuckin' hell that WAS sarcasm, because I disagree pretty

vociferously.

[LiberalVoice]

88. Do you mean me?

[RandomKoolzip]

95. Yes, I do. PLEASE tell me you're being sarcastic, too.

[DrWeird]

135. Oh course it was sarcasm.

I'd much rather see Iraqi children being killed than American troops.

[RandomKoolzip]

143. I can't believe you think this deserves a flamewar.

Nowhere in any of my statements did I say that it was okay for Iraqi children to die in this war. I find casualties on both sides despicable; I also find the desire for American men and women to die for the sake of political expediency despicable. Neither side should be taking casualties right now.

Nice use of the republican trick of putting a liberal on the defensive for something he didn't say, BTW. If we can do more of that kind of "framing," we'll become the majority party in no time.

[neebob]

37. Take a lesson, poseurs and wannabes

This man is obviously serious about getting quoted on Free Republic, and knows how to get the job done. Repeat after me: "We're not worthy!"

[RandomKoolzip]

42. Thank you.

I just want to poot forth another gentle reminder into the ether for our ethically-challenged freeper friends: post #1 is sarcasm. I do not actually wish harm to come to any soldier. In fact, I hope they all return home, safe and ALIVE sometime very soon.

Thank you. And while you're at it, go fuck yourselves.

[Mr_Spock]

138. dEATH TO aLL sOLDIERS

lANDREW IS LOVE, PEACE AND CONTENTMENT. kILL YOU ALL! rEGEC, REGEC!

[Glenda]

140. Is this from star trek? n/t

[Mr_Spock]

142. Did you not watch and memorize all of my shows?

I'm gonna give you a mind-meld to jar your memory now!

[Glenda]

146. Thanks! It worked!

:yourock:

[Jack_Dawson]

64. LOL....except the idiots (Hannity's audience) will run w/ it

Oh well...too late to get smart at this point. Brilliant.

[chicagojoe]

2. Why do all of the Radical Right kooks

keep calling Bush a "good and decent man"?

[alittlelark]

9. 'good and decent man' as well as a ' follower of the Lord'

for the latter I can only assume they mean the Lord of Darkness.

[Seabiscuit]

165. Attention Freepturds: Jesus is not a "Lord". Quit blaspheming him!

"Lords" are British noblemen. Jesus wasn't British, for starters. He was mocked as "King of the Jews".

So we are going to pass a new law: Anyone reverently mealy-mouthing the word "Lord" or the words "Our Lord" or (God forbid) "Praise the Lord" in reference to Jesus will immediately be clandestinely swept away to Gitmo and held indefinitely without charges, and forced to listen to Muslim chants of "God is great" in Arabic 24/7.

[NoodleBoy]

4. I don't mind hanging out with gay people, atheists, muslims, or communists

in fact, sometimes I downright prefer their company to that of a white protastant-- because they're probably the last people to rag on you for stuff because they know what it's like to be part of a "weird minority."

[CanuckAmok]

7. Oh yeah?!

Well my best friend is a gay atheist Moslem Communist.

So there.

[KitchenWitch]

10. but is he/she a gay atheist Moslem Communist for Christ?

[CanuckAmok]

15. No, they don't allow Asians with physical disabilities (no ramp).

n/t

[NoodleBoy]

17. hey cool, I'd kick it with your friend

that'd be cool, hearing them say something like, "I will eat those fucking capitalist pigs when the revolution comes. just kidding. I wouldn't eat pigs. I'd eat capitalists though. But not the hot guys. There is no god."

[cheesesnackidea]

110. I have a friend who is an atheist. . .

I have a friend who is an atheist - he's really articulate.

[alittlelark]

5. When Laura finds out that her hubby has been

'tinkely-Winkellying' with Condi she will be sooooo pissed that she renewes her DEM status, Goes on 60 minutes, and gets a great book deal. The SS prefer her over hubby, so she is not killed off.

We, the American people had NO IDEA how messed up he really was.........

[Evergreen Emerald]

86. LoL...my word for the day

'tinkely-Winkellying' I challenge you all to say that in a sentence today.

[wtmusic]

6. "If I want to marry my toaster it's my own business!"

Ya think?

[Allenberg]

8. If I believed in Christ.

Junior would definitely be the anti-Christ.

[alittlelark]

12. As a lapsed Catholic, I would say you are wise

to do so.

[Allenberg]

19. The name is Jewish.

I'm married to a devout Catholic, and have been baptized and had communion...never did the confirmation thing.

[CanuckAmok]

25. So you're not the reincarnation of the...

Dallas-based radio host and stealer of animal crackers as portrayed by Eric Bogosian in Oliver Stone's "Talk Radio"?

Huh, I'm shocked!

[alittlelark]

26. Confirmation is cool... your first REAL party.

But if you are as close to as old as I am.....booooo-ring

[Allenberg]

89. 23...hehe.

[Radical Activist]

11. When are we going to finally reveal to the public our true agenda of

killing babies, having the government run everyone's lives, running God out of schools, encouraging junior-high school girls to have sex, and the Democratic party's ties to communism?

[alittlelark]

14. SSSHHUUUSSSSHHHH

NO ONE KNOWS YET!!!!!!!

[nickgutierrez]

168. GAY AGENDA!

Get your gay agenda for the day here.

EDIT: damn. This was supposed to be in response to the OP. :shrug:

[CanuckAmok]

13. "God told me He created Evolution just so Nader would be born, and

would tip the balance in Bush's favour.

And I'm spelling favour with a "u" because I'm a foreigner."

[alittlelark]

16. Fuuurriners have no bizness here....

Go back to Guatamala.

[CanuckAmok]

20. "God gave us Free Will so we could invent hollowpoint ammo to...

...kill white police officers with."

[LeftyMom]

18. Why we homeschool

We homeschool to protect our child from excessive exposure to Christianity, the Pledge of Allegience and the military. We take our responsibility to raise pacifist Pagan children seriously. Besides, money saved by keeping my kid out of school can be diverted to buying more copies of Heather Has Two Mommies for thier kids' class.

[praxiz]

22. Death to America.

No, seriously.

[NewJeffCT]

81. I admit it - I hate America

I don't think I've ever been quoted on there, but I've never bothered to look.

[njdemocrat106]

23. Michael Moore is ultra-sexy!

Looks and brains! You can't go wrong! :silly:

[Allenberg]

24. You know what?

^^^ Got screwed out of the Pulitzer

[liberal43110]

28. OK, I'll Admit It:

We really DO want to brainwash schoolchildren into disavowing God, worshipping Satan, becoming homosexual (because it's sooooo disgusting and wrong), and then f***ing each other at school with free condoms. As a bonus with this strategy, if everyone were gay, we could save all the money we spend on birth control.

[motely36]

134. That's great

LOL and welcome to DU! :toast:

[Neoma]

29. We need to get all the Republicans and Stone them!

(hahahahaha) ;-)

[Seabiscuit]

166. We'll revive the plot to dump LSD in every Republican's drinking water!

*That*'ll "stone" them.

[theorist]

31. I'm game. Let's see....

"How long do you think it's going to take for the creationists to realize that we planted all those fossils and stuff?"

"I'm pissed that BushCo won, because now I'm faced with an amoral dilemma: I can't screw any Repub girls with a clear conscience, but all progressive women are good about birth control. How am I going to knock up 50 girls a year to keep the abortion industry going?"

"I agree with the freepers on something.... Those dead and wounded soldiers had it coming--they signed up, right?"

"Is Texas really a state? I thought it was a possession."

"I heard that the republican party is run by Satanists. Is that true?"

"You know what's funny? All the evolutionists who post at FR are actually DU trolls. I can't believe I haven't been banned there, yet. I guess that 3 week intensive trolling course at the terror camp I went to last summer really paid off."

[Seabiscuit]

167. Texas isn't a "state". It's a toxic dump.

[neebob]

32. I hope Saddam gets acquitted and is reinstated as President of Iraq

and we will soon see children playing happily in Iraq again, like Michael Moore showed us.

Thank you very much!

[theorist]

34. Good one!

If I were an Iraqi, I'd write in Saddam Hussein. He was the bestest!

[elperromagico]

33. Damn it, we came so close to electing Comrade Kerry president,

and finally initiating our secret plan of forcing every male in America to marry another male.

But mark my words: Operation Mandate will succeed... in '08!!!

[Seabiscuit]

35. Tax reform: tax all churches and religious institutions

and while we're at it, no more prayer allowed on (public or private)TV, and BAN PRAYER IN CHURCHES!

If people want to pray they can do so quietly, in whispers, when they go to bed at night, in the privacy of their own bedrooms, so that it no longer disturbs others and no longer constitutes an obnoxious, nauseating public nuisance.

We'd balance the budget and have some peace and quiet at the same time.

[LeftyMom]

38. In thier beds? BLASPHEMER!!!

They should go in thier closets like Jesus told them to. Then we'll lock the doors from the outside so we can fill out thier absentee ballots, trade thier trucks in for Hyundais and screw thier pets.

[Seabiscuit]

46. Even their Chia Pets?

[LeftyMom]

55. no

We'll roll the chia pets up in bible paper and smoke them. Then we'll go pee on thier nascar collectibles. I've got dibs on the Dale Ernhardt plates!

[Seabiscuit]

56. I got dibs on their country music '45s collection.

[LeftyMom]

59. Okay

Promise to take a dump on Hank and we're cool. :) Unless his ghost gets you, in which case we'll have to hop in my Volvo and hope to escape with the sheep.

[Seabiscuit]

60. Ouch! LeftyMom, you definitely win the Freeper-baiter award!

My ribs are killing me!!!

[LeftyMom]

62. I aim to please

Ask my wives!

[purji]

91. Thats right we are coming after your guns

And when we take them away we are going to put you into internment camps,and force you to have naked pyramids and watch sponge bob.

[purji]

92. Damn I meant to post to the first thread

Duh, still not enough coffee today evidently.

[elperromagico]

36. Don't know about the rest of you - but I blame Reagan's penis.

[Seabiscuit]

40. Did he really have one? Ya think?

[elperromagico]

41. In the Freudian sense, yes.

[Seabiscuit]

45. You mean sometimes it was only a cigar?

[elperromagico]

47. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar,

and sometimes a dick gets elected president.

[Seabiscuit]

48. Ergo George and Ronnie are dickless?

[elperromagico]

50. I grow weary of your questions.

Two, meet Two. Why not have a baby? Call him Four.

[Seabiscuit]

52. My twin babies are called "Baby A" and "Baby B"

Just kidding. They're actually called "mare" and "colt".

[Seabiscuit]

49. So when was Regan's cigar...

not a penis?

[NurseLefty]

39. Thank Goddess that I got an abortion yesterday...

The idea of being pregnant was cramping my style...
Trouble is, I've gotta wait a few days before I can fornicate again... what a fucking inconvenience! I guess I'll do some drugs and watch some porn in the meantime. Or, there's always SODOMY.
I love bisexual Frenchmen, BTW.
:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[neebob]

I'm happy for you, and I must say my abortion was a great experience.

If only they were a little more affordable - it's really the best method of birth control.

[Seabiscuit]

53. "After all the years of anti-sodomy laws...

it's time for some laws making sodomy mandatory."

[Seabiscuit]

43. "Change is good. Next week I'll try out the gay lifestyle for a change."

[neebob]

51. Good for you! It'll build your credibility when talking about tolerance.

Spongebob and other cartoon characters can't convert the children all by themselves, you know.

[elperromagico]

44. So, I knocked up my girlfriend again. We really needed that Cadillac.

[LeftyMom]

54. Does your dealership take the electronic food stamps

or do you have to work out some form of money laundering with your crack dealer to change them over? I'm thinking of upgrading to an Range Rover but the exchange rate killed me last month when I bought the Escalade.

Maybe I'll just have to make up a few more kids so I won't have to worry about it. :)

[elperromagico]

57. Food stamps? Hell, I've got my food stamps right here:

And it's OKAY, because my parents weren't entirely nice to me. :D

[neebob]

58. You know what makes me really mad about food stamps?

That you have to fill out all these forms to get them, and then it's only like $200 a month. I guess they make the process as difficult and the payoff as paltry as possible, to discourage people from applying.

[LeftyMom]

61. You need more kids

I bought a baby name book and went to town. I get food stamps for 3,947 kids, so I get about $600,000 a month in food stamps, plus $300,000 or so in cash. I work hard falsifying all those forms. Maybe I'll get a Jaguar this month as a treat for working so hard.

[bettyellen]

65. ROTFL and peeing, too.

[LeftyMom]

67. :passes second ammendment to wipe with::

:evilgrin: :toast:

[neebob]

68. Now you tell me!

If only I hadn't had those 59 abortions. Now I really am going to bed.

[HEyHEY]

63. Jesus sucks dick for coke money

[sniffa]

87. hahahaha

[neebob]

66. Did I mention I think they should amend the Constitution

to define a family as any group of more than one person who live together?

Good night, everybody!

[LeftyMom]

69. Fetuses are vegan

mmmmmm fetusburger mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[NurseLefty]

70. I propose that Bill Clinton's image be added to Mount Rushmore.

And that airport in DC - Whatshisname National - let's change that to Clinton National Airport.
Also, I say we convert Branson, Missouri to a clothing-optional resort town for swingers.
Lastly, we should designate all the federal $$ for faith-based programs exclusively to WICCANS.

[LeftyMom]

72. I propose that Ronald Regan's image be added to urinal cakes

We wiccans promise to use our faith-based money to hold mandatory skyclad circles in public schools and teach all the children to worship Demeter, the Greek goddess of single motherhood and taking no shit from male deities.

[NurseLefty]

71. Condoms should be distributed on school lunch trays,

Along with a how-to pamphlet on masturbation.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

73. I'm sick of Christians

I can't wait for Hillary to be elected president in '08, then we can ban the Bible, teach children to be gay and force-convert people to be Muslims.

Also, why not ban straight marriage? Let's ban heterosexual marriage so that gays and lesbians get the tax breaks instead. Also it should be written in the constitution that every woman should use up at least 5 abortions in her lifetime.

[Withywindle]

74. "I'm a lesbian schoolgirl....

...and I hang out in the girl's bathrooms waiting for your daughter. And no, you can't watch!"

[flvegan]

75. "Spongebob Squarepants made me gay."

It wasn't choice, nor genetics, nor predispostion. It was that fucking yellow sponge and his little PINK starfish friend, Patrick.

[Donailin]

80. I nominate this one.

The rest are great too, but this one is timely.

ROFL :-)

[noonwitch]

85. I can't top that one

very, very funny.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

76. "Nobody should be locked up more than a couple of years,

no matter what the crime! Then they should be set free! And every prison should have cable TV -- one TV per cell, of course! Except, of course, rich white Christian middle-aged heterosexual Republican males. These should always get life in prison in the most unpleasant hellhole possible (again, no matter what the crime) and be beaten daily."

[DemocratSinceBirth]

77. George Bush Acts Tough But Deep Down He's At Best An Active Bottom

eom

[Worst Username Ever]

97. LOL

[AntiFascist]

78. Ok, here goes...

People like Michael Jackson as well as many Catholic priests should be treated with compassion because their problem may be inherently genetic. Perhaps they can be matched up with others that they are compatible with in a safe environment so that they can fulfill their tendencies.

I'm talking about homophobics, of course, what did you think I was talking about?!

[sniffa]

79. i've onLy been quoted once

:(

[Nitrogenica]

82. I'm not ashamed of it, I love Karen Hughes

[goodboy]

83. When Hilliary is president she will decree that freepers should become

the third class citizens they truly are, and furthermore any freeper with an IQ of 35 or below should not be allowed by law to procreate.

oh, and to the freepers reading thisL FUCK YOU AND KISS MY ASS!

[Burma Jones]

84. One of the cornerstones of Socialized Medicine

Is the sterilization of White People. That's why they're experiencing population shrinkage in Europe...............

[dean_dem]

90. Hey, what are you guys doing later?

A bunch of us are going to go out and erode the sanctity of marriage! We might be able to fit some freedom-hating later, but we'll have to see if we can fit it in.

[ScreamingMeemie]

93. Okay...but only if wild orgies are involved and we quit at 2:45. I've got

a PTO meeting.

[jdonaldball]

94. If Freepers want to support the troops, why don't they enlist?

[Worst Username Ever]

96. I really think communism would work well in the US.

[Blue_Tires]

164. roger that

lol

[Worst Username Ever]

98. The Dixie Chicks really know what they are talking about.

[Worst Username Ever]

99. I'd be lucky if my kids grew up gay.

[Worst Username Ever]

100. 9/11 was a conspiracy thought up by the Bush family.

[Worst Username Ever]

101. All guns should be illegal.

[Worst Username Ever]

102. Religion should be illegal. We should just ban the bible.

[Worst Username Ever]

103. Today I am going to go spit on a member of our armed services.

[Wapsie B]

104. I wanna tax the hell out of

konservative fundy churches. Actually I do. With all their politicizing they've stopped being benevolent charitable organizations.

[Worst Username Ever]

105. Michael Moore is clearly the best judge of where to take the Democrats.

[flvegan]

106. "REMINDER: Weekly book burning, my house, Friday. This week: The Bible.

[DS1]

107. I just had the most amazing sex with Ann Coulter. Damn, she looks GREAT

naked! We did it every way you can think of, shared a cigarrette ( she likes Marlboro Light 100's ) and went right back at it.

[Worst Username Ever]

108. I am rooting for the insurgents in Iraq.

[Worst Username Ever]

109. I really wish a Dem was president again so we could re-write some history.

[Worst Username Ever]

111. I like evolution, because it means we came from monkeys. Monkeys are cute.

[Worst Username Ever]

112. Eating meat should be illegal.

[Worst Username Ever]

113. We should tax the rich so the poor can have more kids.

[UdoKier]

114. "I hate our troops and don't support them"

"And I hate America, I'm so ashamed to be an American, this is the worst country on Earth blah blah blah."


I think most of us are well aware of the evils committed by our country, but there are occasionally a few people who come at it from this very non-constructive angel, and the Freakers LOVE to point it out as though it's representative of all of us.

[Worst Username Ever]

115. People with SUVs are actually supporting terrorists.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

116. Uh...

...they ARE. Along with anybody who consumes more oil than necessary. No sarcasm.

Yeah, freeps, quote this.

[flvegan]

117. "I was a Christian, but now I'm a Muslim. Ask me anything!"

[Wapsie B]

118. Let's become a territory of France.

Or let the UN take over our government.

[Worst Username Ever]

120. beat me to it!

[flvegan]

119. "Beastiality is SOOOO cool!!"

[Worst Username Ever]

121. The only way to win the war on terror is to surrender.

[Arkana]

122. Hehe

Always wanted to have my name up in lights on FR. You know you've made it when that happens. :7

Here's my entry:

"I wish George W. Bush would submit to the gay agenda. It's just going to overrun him otherwise."

[flvegan]

123. Suicide bombers are only guilty of one thing: free speech.

[Worst Username Ever]

124. What accessories should I order for my cocktail party?

[Worst Username Ever]

125. I really wish they would disban the military and use the money for welfare

[cheesesnackidea]

126. I use yellow ribbons to wipe my arse. . .

Hehe :hurts:

[Worst Username Ever]

127. Stalin's intelligence was remarkable.

[cheesesnackidea]

128. Jesus was gay

He hung out with twelve other guys and a prostitute.

[flvegan]

129. The flag burns faster when doused with propane.

[WMliberal]

144. I prefer shredding it, urinating on it and drying

before I add my kerosene.

[joefree1]

130. No quote but they hijacked a pic from my web site

... and then I hijacked it right back. :evilgrin:



On edit: a certain David posted with a link to a picture of himself (the guy in the cowboy hat and Superman costume) on my web site. I noticed the link when checking my web site stats and changed the picture. That started a flame war where other freepers accused David of being a troll.

[Worst Username Ever]

132. NICE WORK!!!

[WMliberal]

131. I liked it when Dale Earnhardt died.

MWA-HAHAHAHA :evilgrin:

[Glenda]

133. "Walmart employees receive abortions in their break rooms...

so that they can keep working overtime. Some fetuses gay"

[RUDUing2]

136. Bush is worse then Saddam Hussein.

That should do it.

[Bertha Venation]

137. THIS IS MY GAY LIFESTYLE:

I go to work, just like you
I miss my loved ones far away, just like you
I make love with my spouse, just like you
I contribute to my community, just like you
I vote, just like you
Jesus loves me, just like you

Any questions?

[TrogL]

139. I give up. I'm turning straight.

I've got the hots for Hillary Swank.

[RevolutionaryActs]

141. What if I say... Look at this you evil freepers!

Look at this, and tell me this is the "right" war! http://www.zonaeuropa.com/01467.htm

I hope you're happy with your president has done to these poor innocent children.

[blue neen]

145. Tort reform my ass! We NEED frivolous lawsuits!

My doctor kept me waiting for 15 minutes for my appointment today. That's malpractice! I'm suing for $10 million!

[Wapsie B]

147. It should be our goal

to put a Planned Parenthood in every town in this country.

[blue neen]

148. After Dan Rather retires from CBS, he'll be taking over Sean Hannity's

place on Fox. Won't that be great?

[Worst Username Ever]

149. A fetus is really delicious.

[Arkana]

150. I'm having a wild, multisexual orgy at my place at 7 pm!

Anyone want to join me?

:evilgrin:

[Glenda]

153. Multisexual. heh heh! Funny word :) n/t

[Arkana]

154. You like? Just made it up myself.

:)

[Arkana]

151. I want a law passed

that enforces the buggery of all straight, white, Republican men.

[LeftyMom]

155. They won't quote that

but they'll think about it when they wank!

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

159. self-delete

[Worst Username Ever]

152. I really, really hate freedom.

[ronnykmarshall]

156. I can't wait till us gays take over the world.

[Left Is Write]

157. Condoleezza Rice is a shameful liar, responsible for thousands of deaths

in Iraq. She should not only NOT be confirmed as Secretary Of State, she should be tried and found guilty of treason and tossed in the slammer along with her husband.

[flvegan]

158. Michael Jackson didn't really do anything wrong. We've all been there.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

160. I'm a teacher showing "Queer as Folk" in the classroom

Already a few kids converted to being gay and several told their parents who then committed suicide and/or got drunk and killed someone else!

[LiberallyInclined]

161. Laura Bush isn't fit to carry Hillary's jockstrap.

[stlchic]

162. I came across a pregnant lady in my weekly abortion recruiting route...

and she absolutely refused to get an abortion! And get this - she's even going to stay straight, married, and a Christian idiot! (yeah I know, it's redundant)

Even the no fail, and unquestionably true, "Marriage is legalized rape" line didn't even convince her. Go figure.


:shrug:

[Worst Username Ever]

163. I wish Osama was our president.