Best Curb Your Enthusiasm Episode

[ok_cpu]

Watching Season 3 on DVD and just finished Krazee-Eyez. Great Stuff.

[HeyManThatsCool]

1. Mine is "The Grand Opening"

The season ender for Season 3. THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I love The Doll, Porno Gill...... this show is THE BEST.

[peekaloo]

5. Righteous! Mine, too.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

6. The Chef with Tourettes!

:D

That was hilarious!

[ok_cpu]

16. Grand Opening

I guess that should have been one of the choices. Gonna check it out right now.

[peekaloo]

2. The Opening

Where Larry hired the chef for his new restaurant whom he mistakenly thought was a Holocaust survivor. The guy had Tourettes (sp?) syndrome which made for a hilarious ending!


How many seasons has this show aired?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

3. I know the third season just came out on DVD

That reminds me - I need to purchase that!

[NYC Liberal]

7. LOL, yeah me too.

Have you seen the ads for it?

PC: I'm so sorry for your loss.
LD: I like your dead husband's shirt...where'd he get it?

:D

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

10. I can identify with him!

Rather unfortunate, I suppose...

[NYC Liberal]

13. Heh, me too.

I'm always agreeing with him when he makes those remarks about things nobody thinks about. Like in the Trick-Or-Treat one, at the restaurant, he goes, "Gotta put the napkin on the lap. Why do I need to put a napkin on an old pair of jeans?"

[peekaloo]

11. Same here. I didn't see episode listings but if post #1 is correct

I'll be buying it.

[HeyManThatsCool]

35. Season 3 episode list

(1) Chet's Shirt

(2) The Benadryl Brownie

(3) Club Soda and Salt

(4) The Nanny From Hell

(5) The Terrorist Attack

(6) The Special Section

(7) The Corpse Sniffing Dog

(8) Krazee-Eyez Killa

(9) Mary, Joseph & Larry

(10) The Grand Opening

[HeyManThatsCool]

8. Four Seasons

Upcoming is season 5.

[peekaloo]

14. Thank you!

:hi:

[Carni]

9. That was good one lol

Loved that episode.

I think this year is his 3rd season (not sure)

[NYC Liberal]

4. Other: All of them!

I really can't decide! Seriously, this is one of the funniest shows on TV. Every episode is funny. Every single one!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

12. The Grand Opening, Krazy Eyes Killah

You my caucasian?

[NYC Liberal]

15. "It's made of some floor shit!"

[ok_cpu]

18. "Delicious, get a tissue"

[HeyManThatsCool]

17. 1 of the best is when he sees his therapist in the speedo

& has to quit therapy

[maveric]

55. Groats Syndrome

I just watched it.
Larry thought that Groats Syndrome was named after Pirates shortstop Dick Groat.

[progmom]

19. I thought you were cool-de-la!

Delicious! Pick up this kleenex!

[HeyManThatsCool]

20. "If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac"

lol

[HeyManThatsCool]

23. Fuck Hue. Fuck Huuuuue.

[NYC Liberal]

21. In the Trick-Or-Treat one

When the cops are at the house after the two girls TP'd it and wrote "BALD ASSHOLE" on the door, Larry David goes "That's a HATE CRIME! Like if you said 'Gay Asshole'!" Then the cop who'd shaved his head goes "I'm bald, and I'm not offended by it."

And then LD goes, "With all due respect, sir, we don't consider you a part of the bald community. You've purposely chosen to shave your head for fashion." :7

[HeyManThatsCool]

22. The Car Pool Lane

I LOVE LOVE LOVE when he gets high with the prostitute & his dad and then goes in the bathroom and yells at himself in the bathroom mirror.

Larry's reflection: What are you looking at? You see something? Huh?
Larry: Wh- What did I do?
Larry's reflection: What did you do? You know what you did! You did nothing!
Larry: If you want me to do something, just tell me!
Larry's reflection: You've got to change the diet, I've told you about that. I don't want the red meat, you're eating the red meat. I don't like that!
Larry: I'm doing the best I can.
Larry's reflection: Go to a doctor. Get yourself a checkup. Colonoscopy, you afraid to get a colonoscopy? What's the matter with you?
Larry: I'm sorry.
Larry's reflection: Everybody gets it! Get a colonoscopy!
Larry: I'm really going to do it.
Larry's reflection: You got your father-in-law's birthday coming up. You going to get a card?
Larry: Okay.
Larry's reflection: You're not going to get a card! You're not going to do a fucking thing!
Larry: I'll try and do better. I will.
Larry's reflection: TV! TV! TV! That's what you like to do! Read a fucking book!
Larry: Okay, yeah, you're right! You know everything!
Larry's reflection: Who the fuck do you think you're talking to!

[Geekster]

56. Car Pool Lane is my favorite too.

I was Googling for the name of the episode and I found this article about how the the filming of the scenes at Dodger Stadium saved a man who was wrongly accused of murder.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5114871

[bobbobbins]

24. The 5 year old with the large....

[HeyManThatsCool]

25. I forgot... The Pants Tent

& Larry gets caught looking at Richards bitch girlfriends booobs & Richard calls him out.

"They're not breasts, they're just big chemical balls, okay?"

[peekaloo]

26. The Starbucks scene in 'Shaq' is priceless.

[HeyManThatsCool]

31. isnt that when he says something like

just give me whatever vanilla like shit you have?


lol

[peekaloo]

40. yes! What's a latte? Ooooooh milk and coffee, that's genius.

[NYC Liberal]

36. I know!

"I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got."

[DemNoir]

27. Don't forget

The one with the dolls head and the shrimp incident Let me add this; Larry David would not vote "yes' on Condi

[HeyManThatsCool]

29. When him and Jeff steal the daughters doll.....

that is freakin hilarious.


I love that Larry doesnt guard the door & Cheryl gets caught peeing

[proud2BlibKansan]

37. The one where they get kicked out of their country club

and Larry and Cheryl pose as Republicans to get in a new club - it is hilarious.

[NYC Liberal]

42. Definately not.

Remember when he wouldn't have sex with that woman because he found out she was a Republican?

[NYC Liberal]

49. Remember when they're meeting with

the head of HBO? Larry goes, "He implied I was lying about my stepfather!" Then Julia says "But you don't have a stepfather." Then Larry says, "I know...but I resent the implication!"

[ok_cpu]

28. 30 Minutes or so later

And I've come around to the Grand Opening

[HeyManThatsCool]

30. Have you seen it yet?

If not......... get ready to LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF

[ok_cpu]

33. Just finished it

And I was crying. The car wash scene as mentioned above was hysterical.

[HeyManThatsCool]

38. When Susie said

"Fuck You you car wash C*nt"

I lost it

[ok_cpu]

46. Susie's a trip n/t

[progmom]

47. possibly the best line in the whole series

seriously.

And the way Michael York says "Bugger and balls" makes me laugh whenever I think of it.

[peekaloo]

32. I forgot about the car wash incident......BAH!

[sakabatou]

34. The Bracelet Episode

[HeyManThatsCool]

39. Also a classic!

[HeyManThatsCool]

41. I think the show is brilliant... every one is awesome!!!

[HeyManThatsCool]

43. The Malato baby... & Ben Stillers bday party are also classics

[proud2BlibKansan]

44. Benadryl Brownies

is my favorite. It has that whole subplot where Larry can't program his TV/cable system and he fires the guy who does it so Wanda gets on him because the guy is black. But when he and Richard get Cheryl to bake those brownies with Benadryl in them to give to Richard's Christian Scientist girlfriend - and Larry goes to see her and gets stuck in that prayer meeting. ROFLMAO!!!

[HeyManThatsCool]

45. What about when Larry tells the blind guy his girlfriend is ugly?

And ends up having to do all kinds of chores for the guy to make up for it

[NYC Liberal]

48. Oh, but the incest survivors group!

THAT was hilarious!

[koneko]

50. I'd know that ass anywhere!

That episode had me ROLLING!

Here are some other classics, although I think all of them are good -
Fuck Huuuuuugh.

The special needs car wash.

Dinner party at the ex-porn star's house. . .

Halloween episode "Bald Fuck"

[peekaloo]

51. This thread has me cryin'. Larry saving that guy during his baptism

because he thought the preacher was trying to drown a Jew is another howler. I think that's the same ep with the misplaced airline tickets and Larry accuses a stranger of stealing his and the guy shows him the ticket and says something like "if it were your ticket it would say Fucking Douchebag!

*howl*

[maveric]

52. The cadaver dog episode.

When Larry accidently gets Jeff and Suzie's daughter drunk while trying to persuade her to give up a retired cadaver dog, that found a body under the restaurant, so that Jeff, who is allergic to dogs, move back into his home.

[CanuckAmok]

53. It shouldn't be funny, but...

...the incest survivors' support group one.

tied with the one where Larry lets himself be auctioned, and ends up hosting the charity fundrtaiser with the girl pianist.

[Fenris]

54. "Beloved C*nt"