The 50 Most Loathsome People of 2005

[Old and In the Way]

http://www.buffalobeast.com/66/50mostLoathsome2004.htm

Check this site out. My kind of humor. No, Bush is not #1 and guess what? You made the list!

[Kire]

1. Zell Miller's punishment:

Death by torrential barrage of spitballs while watching his granddaughter make out with Big Pun.

[vi5]

6. Uh...isn't Big Pun dead?

That either makes it twice as sick/funny or they need a better research department. :)

[mitchum]

2. Thanks! The beast is the best humor site on the web

[Skittles]

3. actually, *WE* are NOT on this list

the description fits the sheep - NOT US DUers. We are informed and we DO see and care about what is happening around us.

and with that may I add THIS IS A DAMN GOOD LIST

[Old and In the Way]

4. You are, of course correct.

Please, don't kick my ass. ;-)

But he's right in his observation about the universal "you".

[Old and In the Way]

5. Kick.....

[Catfight]

7. Now there's so funny stuff there! nt

[Left Is Write]

8. I haven't gotten past #49 yet, because I just had to stop and ask...

Did Clay Aiken REALLY do a duet with Bing Crosby for his Christmas special?

Bing Crosby and...CLAY AIKEN??? Hand me the barf bag, honey.

[tjwash]

9. **snarf**

This site has been going aroung for a little while, but every time I look at it again, something else on it always cracks me up...

18. Mel Gibson

Crimes: As with any religious nut, expects people to take his delusional bullshit seriously. Is obsessed with pain and suffering, as can be observed in the numerous Hulk Hogan style “now I’m really mad” scenes in nearly all of his movies, in which he endures medically impossible levels of bodily punishment before rising to vanquish his cartoonish foes. This is such a routine motif in Gibson’s work that we half expected Jesus to jump off the cross and start kicking Jewish ass in The Passion of the Christ. More historically revisionist than Oliver Stone.

Smoking Gun: Shot about 11 times in the climax of Lethal Weapon II, yet still saunters off with his partner as the credits roll, apparently not in need of medical attention.

Punishment: Neurodegenerative illness that could have been cured through stem cell research.

[Left Is Write]

10. Oh, I LOVE this:

Toby Keith
Crimes: The worst kind of proud-to-be-brainwashed dolt, one who feels he should express himself. The fact that this ambulatory hamburger’s opinions were ever given public forum is an indictment of our entire civilization and all human history leading up to this point.

[Old and In the Way]

11. If there were honorary (or onrey) DU memberships, this guy

should be awarded one. He has the right level of cynicism to fit right in here.

He's a master wordsmith, no doubt....."ambulatory hamburger", whatta hoot.

[Zuni]

14. Bwahahahahaha

Toby Keith IS a crime against humanity!

[ronnykmarshall]

12. That is some funny shit!

[FlyByNight]

13. Now THAT was funny...

even if I made the list (I'm not fat though).

:evilgrin:

[Starryhope]

16. I think my spleen just shattered

from laughing so hard

[Zuni]

15. Dick Cheney---bwahahahahaha

4. Dick Cheney
Crimes: So loathsome his own party is frightened of him. Manages to deliver stunning lies with an air of sneering authority. Shamelessly employs scare tactics in order to strip the federal government of any resemblance to the one described in the constitution. So visibly evil that all of the documented evidence against him is superfluous. The kind of guy who starts talking cannibalism the minute he steps on the lifeboat.

[Starryhope]

17. and hacked to death

by migrant workers LOLOLOLOL

[Old and In the Way]

18. Another kick for the night crew

Cynical humor is a virtue...