What's the first thing Satan says to Bush* when he arrives?

[Renew Deal]

[Liberal In Texas]

1. Hello, my son.

[Melodybe]

19. That was what I was going to say

LOL, he really is the anti-christ.

[Dark]

2. Why does every republican on earth always try to be eviler than me? n/t

[maveric]

3. "Whats this I hear of you cuttin in on my action?"

[Renew Deal]

4. I like your work.

:evilfrown:

[Seabiscuit]

5. "Psssstt... I've got a receiver that doesn't produce a bulge on your back"

[two gun sid]

6. "Here's the keys."

[TroubleMan]

7. Time to drill for oil in Tex-ass - BEND OVER!!

Take this up your Arctic Wildlife Refuge!

[rwenos]

8. Devil Says, "I forget your name. You're WHO?" n/t

[SouthPasadenaDem]

9. Well, it's about time!

n/t.

[Zebulon]

10. George *. Bush

goes to hell, where he is greeted by Satan. "George," Satan says, "you've been a very bad boy. But I'll tell you what, I'll give you the choice of two rooms where you will spend eternity."

Satan opens the first door, revealing a man in a vat of boiling acid, writhing in pain.

He then opens the second door, and within the room Monica Lewinsky is giving Antonin Scalia a blowjob.

"Well George, what's it going to be?" Satan asks.

George replies, "this is easy; I'll choose the second room."

"Very well," says Satan as he opens the second door again. "George, you go on inside. Monica, you can leave now."

[koopie57]

11. Satan's bodyguards

throw bush to the curb yelling "this is hell, but we have some standards".

[EstimatedProphet]

12. Mr. President, it is an honor!

Let me shake your hand-you have furthered my word more than any man since Alistair Crowley or Ronald Reagan!

[tuvor]

13. Shit. They had you for eight years, but I'm stuck with you for eternity.

"Why me, God?!"

[Me.]

14. LOL!

Good one. I can imagine him saying, "welcome brother" to ***h

[norml]

15. Mission Accomplished!

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

[DemBones DemBones]

16. "Ooh-ooh, that smell, Do you smell that smell? The

smell of Death's around you."

:evilgrin:

[Streetdoc270]

17. Hi Dad!

Glad your back, your throne is just as you left it...

[autorank]

18. He would quote Milton:

"Furthest from him is best
whom reason hath equalled
force hath made supreme above his equals."

Pop a Bud bro, you home.

[Neshanic]

20. "I am quite the devotee of your families work...sit and chat."

[zann725]

21. Oooo. Gives me chills.

n/t

[Tracyjo]

22. welcome home n/t

[VOX]

23. "Damn, you're *so* evil - I'm retiring and leaving YOU in charge of hell!"

"You can have it!" :evilfrown:

[Radical Activist]

24. So you didn't end the entire world for me, but at least you tried! Thanks!

[Renew Deal]

25. kick

:kick:

[Renew Deal]

28. kick

:kick:

[WoodrowFan]

26. Thank you (NT)

[Aristus]

27. "Well done, good and faithful servant."

That's a popular line among fundy X-tians. I wonder how they'd like it being used for Satan and his tangle-tongued spawn?

[Seabiscuit]

29. Welcome Back!

My favorite Apostate! You deserve a medal.

BTW, sorry your little brother just wasn't up for the job. I'm demoting him.