Help me get out of the 700 Club, ask me anything!

[bobbobbins]

[Joe Power]

1. What's Pat Robertson really like?

[bobbobbins]

2. He's a saint...I expect him to be canonized next year

[MarianJack]

11. In robertson's Case,...

...I hope you mean shot by a cannon!

BTW, since you asked us to sk you questions, how did you hear about DU? :hi:

[bobbobbins]

12. I don't remember...it was over a year ago

oh wait...yeah i do...buzzflash links to the conservative idiots every week, and i found it through there.

[MarianJack]

19. Me, Too!

Great minds must think alike! :thumbsup: :bounce:

[shesemsmom]

3. Why do you want out of the 700 club

don't you worry about your sole

[bobbobbins]

4. you're right

I should stop posting on DU when i hit 799 posts. I don't want to anger the Gods.

[shesemsmom]

5. You are right

we don't want to end up in hell maybe I should get outta here lol

[tjwmason]

6. When is the rapture due?

I want to be ready for the tribulation afterwards.

[bobbobbins]

7. I think in june sometime...right after we bomb iran

[tjwmason]

10. I better start sock-piling food now.

Is the invasion of Iran going to be on an even more flimsy excuse than Iraq?

[bobbobbins]

13. The iraq excuse flimsy???

You obviously didn't see that report on fox news at the time

[tjwmason]

16. Sorry

I went outside, turned round three times, spat into the wind, and said 'George W. Bush is the best President' whilst standing on one leg. Does that dispell the bad karma?

[bobbobbins]

17. you still have to sacrifice a first born calf on an alter made of salt

[tjwmason]

18. Can it wait until I get home from work?

The only salt here is in the canteen, and that's one hell of a scary place to go.

[Darknyte7]

8. Have you tried the intimidation tip I gave you the other day?

You know, the "get your hand outta my pocket" recommendation?

[bobbobbins]

9. I would have...if it was one of the lines in the script

Unfortunately my pockets stay handless throughout the play :(

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

14. Are you related to KickAssBob

formerly known as Screaming Lord Bob?

[bobbobbins]

15. relativity is still only a theory

next you'll tell me we descended from monkeys.