A fight: Oompa Loompas vs. the cast of 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'

[da_chimperor]

Who would win?

The strange orange short people with fudge for blood?



Or the infuriatingly annoying, perpetually singing people that make me want to hurt myself?

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. Oompa Loompas without question

they had to learn to fight the Vermicious Knids and Snozwangers before Wonka hired them.

[da_chimperor]

2. And they can squirt fudge from their eyes, like some lizards do with blood

Not to mention their superior ankle-biting ability.

[Coventina]

3. I hate anything to do with Willy Wonka

So I voted for "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" although I don't care much for it either.

[da_chimperor]

4. I don't really care for either myself

Both are annoying, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang more so.

[tjwmason]

5. Do they have the car to help them?

If so without a doubt their 'Fine four-fendered friend' will make the cast of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang will easily.

Even without, they're my odd-on favourites.

Oh and you do realise that being rude about Chitty Chitty Bang Bang means that you're on the side of the beastly Duke and the child-catcher; and you're going to hell as well. Chitty roolz.

[da_chimperor]

8. Nope, no car. Mano a mano

I've got no problem with hell. I'm sick of winter anyway. :D

[KurtNYC]

6. I have to think the relentless cheeriness

of the Bang Bang Gang would wear the little buggers down. Then Miss Truly Scrumptious would break out the Toot Sweets, Dick Van Dyke goes for the old bamboo and it's all over.

[da_chimperor]

10. Their incessant singing would be hard to counter

I still think that the inherent strangeness of the Oompa Loompas and their superior numbers would still win in the end, however.

[crispini]

7. the oompa loompas, without a doubt

there are more of them and I think they'd be mean when crossed.

[da_chimperor]

11. My thinking exactly

[tjwmason]

13. But all they do is make chocolate and sing moralising songs

Whereas among the cast of Chitty Chitty there is a diversity of skills which could be employed. Besides Dick van Dyke must tower over the oompa loompas by a good 3 feet.

[KurtNYC]

15. Van Dyke could drink them right under the table

[JVS]

22. They also help Wonka by rowing boats and helping set traps for bad kids

So it would be a mistake to underestimate their strength and malevolence

[tjwmason]

23. I don't doubt their malevolence

They are really nasty pieces of work, and the most grumpy sods one could imagine.

[JVS]

30. Yeah. I love em to pieces.

[underpants]

9. This is TOO funny

I have no opinion as I am laughing to hard.

[da_chimperor]

12. Please don't underestimate the importance of this poll

All questions deserve an answer. Thank you.

[captainslack]

14. The Oompa Loompas...

would open a can of fudgy whoop-ass on those wussies!

I mean, Dick Van Dyke?! Give me a break!!

[da_chimperor]

16. As one poster pointed out, he IS a rather tall fellow

but against a horde of biting and clawing Oompa Loompas . . . not a snowball's chance in hell.

[da_chimperor]

17. Oompa loompa doopity-KICK! n/t

[JohnKleeb]

18. haha thanks for the PM dude

[da_chimperor]

20. No prob, thought you'd like it

:D

[El Fuego]

19. Now that damn song is stuck in my head!

Oompa loompa doopity ......arrrggghh!!!!

[da_chimperor]

21. da_chimperor: spreading mayhem and earworms since 1983

:evilgrin:

[El Fuego]

24. Curses on ye, da_chimperor!

I will be avenged!

[fluffernutter]

25. i wanna see a duel between the oompa loompas& the Wizard of Oz munchkins!

[JVS]

31. Hell yeah!

[Buns_of_Fire]

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[ernstbass]

27. Chitty bangers couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag

[giant_robot]

28. The Oompa Loompas scare the living hell outta me...

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

I'm afraid Dick and the kids are oompa-loompa-doopity-screwed.

[da_chimperor]

29. I think they scare just about everyone

so . . . unnatural. :scared: