For terrya's listening pleasure: the oompa loompa song!

[da_chimperor]

http://www.funfry.com/data/603/2Funny-Willy-Wonka-Oompa-Loompa-Song-Mp3-FunFry_com.mp3

:D

The Oompa Loompa Song

Oompa loompa, doompety doo,
I've got a perfect puzzle for you,
Oompa loompa doompety dee,
If you are wise you'll listen to me,
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats.
What are you at getting terribly fat.
What do you think will come of that.
I don't like the look of it.
Oompa loompa doompety da,
If you're not greedy you will go far,
You will live in happiness like the Oompa Loompa's do.

[meegbear]

1. You will live in happiness too?

Slaving for a maniacal chocolatier? Doesn't sound too happy to me.

[da_chimperor]

2. He puts zoloft in the chocolate

That also explains why they're orange.

[Zeke]

3. In Fact.....

A Oompa Loompa acrually lives in Springfield
and works at the sugar factory.

Homer saw him sitting on a pier, smking a cigarette,
and said, "That guy is freaky. Freaky!"