OK Fla DUers - Tell Me About Tampon Strings

[Roon]

That was too easy...lol

[Lex]

1. Oh man, you are soooo going to get locked!

5 . . . . 4 . . . . 3 . . . . 2 . . . . 1 . . . .

[Roon]

3. Why?

Did they ban copycat threads? :shrug:

[Lex]

5. Because of the bodily functions rule.

That's my guess.

[BurtWorm]

7. A tampon string is not a bodily function.

:wtf:

[Lex]

9. Well, no kidding!

Maybe this one will be acceptable. Don't know.

[trof]

4. KABLOOEY!

and then there were none...

[BlueJazz]

2. Are you refering to "Tarpon Springs" instead of.......

"Tampon Springs"...Not that there's anything wrong with that!

[da_chimperor]

6. Bad, bad, BAD!

:spank:

[slutticus]

8. ...

:bounce:

[spinbaby]

10. I saw this old cigar box once...

...it was at an antiques show. It said on the front:

"Enjoy a Tampon today."

The explanation seemed to be that Tampa was a big cigar-making town so they named their cigars Tampon.

[jeff30997]

11. Did you know that...

In Romania,used tampons are sold to vampires so they can enjoy a good cup of tea ?

[Roon]

12. What do you do if your kotex catches on fire?

You tamp-on it.

[jeff30997]

14. LOL !

[KerryReallyWon]

13. I live 13 miles south of "Tarpon Springs"

It is a coastal city. They just had a Wal Mart fight, and the people lost. WalMart will be built on the Anclote River!!

[oneighty]

15. I visited there

in 57. A group of us (Navy Divers) visited some of the sponge divers. An interesting group of people.

Very courageous.

180

[BlueJazz]

16. I was pissed that the powers that be buckled under for that one.

I'm in St. Pete

[St. Jarvitude]

17. Sad story for me, funny story for you!

The other day, I slept in until about 11 in the morning, mostly because my younger sister (13) had her idiot friends over for the night and I didn't want to deal with them in the morning (especially the one who's like obsessed with me).

Oh, if I had only known...

I was groggy (as it was pretty early in the morning, after all) as I walked into the bathroom for a nice wake-up shower. There were a whole bunch of wet towels all over the place, so naturally I had to fold them up and hang them on the rack as to not piss off my father. Unfortunately, as I was walking over to the rack to hang up one towel, I slipped on something and fell on my back (quite painfully). Irritated, I nonetheless wanted to get those towels hung, so I got up after a minute and got back to work.

I ran real quick to the linen closet to get a dry towel for myself, and when I got back in the bathroom I decided to find out what it was I slipped on.

I lifted my foot up, turned it a little, and peeled it off. Much to my shock...
(spoiler below)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING USED TAMPON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I quickly flung it across the room into the toilet and subsequently spent about 50 minutes just washing my right foot in the shower.

:evilfrown:

:grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: