Longgrain
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Thu Jan-27-05 06:02 PM
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Guys. What's the stupidest thing you ever did to impress a woman? |
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Seems like I've done a lot if stupid things in my life to impress or try to get a woman's attention. The basic rule: be yourself, always flies right over my head.
I ask because I was reminded last night of an incident when I was fourteen. I tried to impress a girl who admired my art by drawings a picture of her in the nude (From the imagination, tho I wished from life). I gave it to her to keep and she took it nicely, but two days later I was called to guidance councilor office. As soon as I entered there was my drawing on the guidance councilors desk. I was greeted with the words, "Peter, some of your fellow students are concerned about you..."
Kind of put a damper on my first big relationship...
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Thu Jan-27-05 06:06 PM
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1. my boyfriend ..show me |
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Edited on Thu Jan-27-05 06:06 PM by alexisfree
the pictures of he's previous girlfriends....:nuke:
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Thu Jan-27-05 06:10 PM
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2. bought all The Cure albums |
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so she wouldn't have to... here, I'll make you a copy :eyes:
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alexisfree
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Thu Jan-27-05 06:11 PM
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Thu Jan-27-05 06:11 PM
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Oh I'm sorry, but thats funny!
"some of your fellow students are concerned about you..."
My god.. EVERYBODY RUN! He's going to sketch you in the nude!
I'm sorry to tease, but I kid because I love. :hug:
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Thu Jan-27-05 06:27 PM
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Just don't cross my path while I have a pencil in my hand. :hug:
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Thu Jan-27-05 06:12 PM
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5. my brother was dating a very innocent girl in high school |
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and for valentines day he bought her something sexy he'd like to see her in... that was pretty much the end of that relationship!
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Thu Jan-27-05 06:13 PM
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It was a pretty crappy looking mustache anyway. Back in the 60s, just before they became part of the whole hippy/drug-culture thing. Just something I'd wanted to try.
It was a blind date at a friend's house. She was a knockout. She asked me if I'd grown it because of a disfigurement or something. A while later I slipped into the bathroom and shaved it.
p.s. I still didn't get laid.
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Thu Jan-27-05 08:09 PM
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"She asked me if I'd grown it because of a disfigurement or something" - this is comedy gold. I'm truly sorry you didn't get laid, but comedy was served.
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Thu Jan-27-05 06:16 PM
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7. I invited a girl to my room to look at my etchings and drink a wine cooler |
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And neglected to jump her bones.
I didn't feel a whole lot of desire from her, so I said WTF.
No more of that shit later in life. From then on I took a more direct route and never looked back.
Now I am the mack daddy that you all know me as today.
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Thu Jan-27-05 06:19 PM
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8. Chopped cordwood for her heating stove. |
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Nearly gave myself a hernia!
She made it up to me, though! :evilgrin:
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Thu Jan-27-05 06:31 PM
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10. got a major haircut for one girl |
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went to a humiliating play, got into a fight with an ex, and had to spend a day with one's current husband
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Thu Jan-27-05 08:02 PM
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21. Impressing a girl is about the only way |
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I'd get my hair cut these days.
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Thu Jan-27-05 06:37 PM
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11. I don't know about stupidest but most painful |
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Was probably when I was 12. I tried to do a "one-and-a-half" (one flip into a dive) off the public pool's high dive to impress a girl and instead did a one-and-a-quarter. I belly-flopped so hard that I sat the surface of the water on fire.
I actually held in the crying until I got to the boy's bathroom/shower where I got in the corner of one shower and rolled into a fetal position for 10 minutes or so, sobbing gently.
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Thu Jan-27-05 06:39 PM
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She would probably put this on the "stupidest thing she ever did to impress a man" list.
In my defense, it was her mushrooms, and her apartment.
It didn't turn out badly, but the experience certainly didn't bring us closer together like she was hoping it would.
Okay. I better shut up now.
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Thu Jan-27-05 06:41 PM
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13. put on a tux and met her at her place... |
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then took her to what i thought was a fancy restaurant, it wasn't...we were horribly over dressed, quite embarrassing
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Thu Jan-27-05 06:45 PM
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14. Did a cock flopping dance in front of her. |
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Thu Jan-27-05 07:12 PM
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15. I once had these crazy bitches name |
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Denise, Michelle, Barbara, and Millie
Denise was a psycho bitch wanting to speed and she wanted to fight all the time...What the hell she was wacko. Then she had a thing for cluck and bell...I can only take so much chicken. Dropped that girl
Michelle she owned a Auto Garage she was ok would fix my car anytime I like but she only likes to eat at the crazy hole in the wall bar thats clear across town.
Barbara was a cop she was ok but she was divorced with 4 kids
Millie was cool met her in a casino however she was into spanikings and leather, always wanting me to put on that rubber suit. Psycho
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Thu Jan-27-05 07:14 PM
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Thu Jan-27-05 07:15 PM
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18. be prepared to be flamed |
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bitch isn't a good word to use around here.
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Thu Jan-27-05 07:14 PM
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:(
OK, I keed, I keed! :evilgrin:
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Thu Jan-27-05 07:17 PM
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19. While stinking drunk, literally chase her around a room, explaining why |
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she should ditch her boyfriend and sleep with me. I was wearing most of a tuxedo at the time.
That was close to 6 years ago, and the lady in question will shortly be my wife. So stupid can be clever in the long run.
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Thu Jan-27-05 07:18 PM
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20. Jumped in Lake Michigan in early March. |
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I was very very young,and my nickname was wildman,a very tough image to uphold.She just thought I was crazy!
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Thu Jan-27-05 08:15 PM
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23. Bodysurfing in big surf |
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I decided to show how manly I was by going bodysurfing in really big surf on a California beach.
The wave humbled me. It picked me up about ten feet, the water underneath me was completely sucked away by the undertow, and I dropped straight down onto bare sand, wave on top of me. My reactions were quick enough that I got my elbows underneath me, but the impact almost knocked my shoulders out of joint, aside from almost drowning me. I crawled out of that ocean in serious pain.
I am a fairly experienced ocean swimmer, too. I was humilated. The two girls I was trying to impress didn't seem to even notice, however.
On the other side of the ledger, I also drew pictures of my high school girlfriend in the nude. She posed for me, though.
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