Jeez...What the happened to Mia Hamm?

[trumad]

Mia honey, stay away from the Sun Tan booth or apply a little extra lotion when out doors....

[mddemo]

1. lol

shes mayby been seeing arnold on the side, shes starting to look like the kennedy chick.

[The Backlash Cometh]

2. Don't mess with Mia.

Let's see how much weight you lose running up and down a field as much as she does, and take as much sun as she does in her sport. I have yet to hear anyone criticize a male athlete on his looks in the way I'm reading ya'll criticize Mia.

Now, go run up and down a soccer field for 90 minutes before you criticize her again. :grr:

[mddemo]

3. already done it mate

As a Scot i spent all my life running up and down a football field, 3 games a week at one point, the only thing i didnt have was the sun, plenty of rain, snow and wind though.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

4. What was it Billy Conally said...

Regarding Scots suntanning? Oh, yes...three weeks in the sun to go from your normal light blue to white? ;-)

Ghod, I do love Billy Conally. He has caused me to piss my pants more than once.

"What's the Pope drink?" :D

[mddemo]

7. lol

i am so white that when i take of my clothes the wife has to wear welding goggles.

[The Backlash Cometh]

5. I see.

And would that be in the brutal sun and tortuous heat of Britters? Why, you must be a virtual prune! ;-)

[mddemo]

8. prune

more like a big ole raisin mate.

[trumad]

6. It ain't how skinny she looks

it's her skin... She better watch it or she'll look like Herbie the Alligator.

[Awsi Dooger]

9. The only skin I'll ever own: Solution, char it!

I got an early lesson in Miami. An airline pilot lived two doors away and had an absolute babe for a wife. She tanned nonstop in the backyard while he was gone, and went from gorgeous to deep fried and unsightly in maybe 6 years. There was an unfortunate divorce, and my mom saw her recently and said her face looks 20 years older than her actual age.

For the last 20 years I won't even take out the trash without applying facial sunblock. Everyone guesses my age at 5-8 years younger than true. But all those teenage golf and basketball outings in Miami led to spider veins on my nose, requiring two laser surgeries.