Bouncy Ball
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:29 PM
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Will someone please PLEASE come clean my litter box??? |
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Well, it's not MY litter box, but it's my cat's litter box.
Mr. Bouncy and I seem to be in a stand off to see who will break down and clean it first. I say I cleaned it last (AND I KNOW I DID!!!!) and he says HE did. Liar. I know I did. I REMEMBER doing it.
He thinks I'm gonna break down first. NOTHING DOIN'. He needs to get to scoopin'.
It smells funny in here. The cat is saying "Listen you fucking bastards. Clean my fucking toilet before I shit in your SHOE."
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:31 PM
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1. NOoooo....just had to clean my TWO..... |
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....eeewwwwwwwwww!!!! :freak:
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:31 PM
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2. Solution - until it's cleaned |
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Let the cat use the toilet and you two use the litter box.
You'll race to see who can clean it first.
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:35 PM
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:32 PM
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3. Er...I love ya more than my luggage, but I ain't cleanin' your litter box. |
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:35 PM
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6. You're geographically the closest |
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compared to the others on this thread, so YOU WIN!!!!! Lucky you!!!!
;-)
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:36 PM
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11. I dunno, jus_the_facts is in Northern LA... |
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...she might be closer. :P
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:32 PM
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4. you might want to check out one of those covered automated |
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cleaning boxes. they are wonderful. Combs it into a bay and you take out the full bag and put in a new one. Covered prevents smells and gives the kitty privacy. :-D what the well-appointed puddy tat needs.
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:35 PM
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8. okay....I'll PM you my address.... |
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....PLEASE send me one o'those...then I won't have to have TWO separate manual ones! :D
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:37 PM
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13. I'm seriously considering those (the "Littermaid") |
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I'm afraid to because Simba is so jumpy, but it might be worthwhile.
BB - my husband will NOT scoop poop at ALL. He won't get a cat while we're living apart because he'd have to scoop. We don't have kids, but if we did, he says he couldn't change diapers too. Little nose is just too delicate and sensitive, I guess!
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:38 PM
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17. Oh he'd change diapers alright. |
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Our rule was whoever touched her last OR whoever noticed the smell first had to change her.
I'm not kidding either. We'd stand there saying "No YOU touched her last!!!!"
Poor kid. We do love her, though!
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:34 PM
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5. OK NOW THE DOG FARTED. |
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:43 PM
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32. you crack me up, bouncy ball. :-D |
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Thu Jan-27-05 10:32 PM
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44. A Funny Dog Fart Story |
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One Sunday a few years ago, I was talking on the phone with my mother back in NJ. The Princess was sitting on the couch - Peanut, our older dog, was sitting in front of The Princess, cleaning herself. Suddenly, Peanut farted - and then froze, as if to savor the aroma.
The Princess started laughing, and I tried not to laugh, because I didn't want to explain to my mother WHY I was laughing.....
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:35 PM
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Time to earn that allowance, kiddo! Why else would you have kids, if they can't take care of those little, dirty jobs?
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:37 PM
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14. Sweet JEBUS you're right!!! |
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She's 10, that's old enough!!! Crap, why didn't I think of that before??? You're a genius, I'm tellin' ya.
(I won't tell her it was your idea, so she won't hate you when she meets you, ok?)
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:38 PM
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Just make sure she washes her hands when she's done. |
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Hey - Super Bowl party is on at my place - check in the Texas forum for the thread!
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:39 PM
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I'm there!!! Gonna go check it out now. I'm so excited!
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:41 PM
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26. I'd love to meet you and the little Ball. |
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:59 PM
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:37 PM
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you know you love me, right?
Look how cute I am:
:bounce:
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:39 PM
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20. don't try to butter me up |
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nope. ain't gonna happen. :P
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:41 PM
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27. I give great backrubs. |
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Totally non-sexual. So good you'll moan. Trade ya!
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:36 PM
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12. Sorry.. I did mine yesterday |
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:38 PM
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16. I'd be happy to, but you have to let me use dynamite, |
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Edited on Thu Jan-27-05 09:39 PM by Rabrrrrrr
and a backhoe. And make me utterly not liable for any damage, because there's gonna be a lot, because that's the whole point of having dynamite and a backhoe.
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:39 PM
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22. That's why I have a horrid, huge, totally inappropriate crush on you. |
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:42 PM
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Edited on Thu Jan-27-05 09:43 PM by Rabrrrrrr
Thanks!
:hug:
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:44 PM
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You love someone quoting speed metal death lyrics to you about goat blood and shit, and if a guy starts talking backhoes and dynamite, well, I just get tingly, there's no two ways about it.
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Thu Jan-27-05 10:53 PM
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46. Ah, love poetry. Both with words and explosions. |
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:39 PM
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19. That was a good thing about pregnancy |
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My husband always cleaned the litter box so I wouldn't risk toxoplasmosis. Can you tell him you're with child???;-)
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:40 PM
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23. Well, seeing as he got snipped five years ago |
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I think he'd have some PRETTY serious questions if I tried to pull that. As in "how???"
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:48 PM
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36. Yeah you'd definitely have some 'splaining to do |
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Have any kids who would do it?
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:39 PM
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21. Get one of those self-cleaning ones |
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I know the commercial is obnoxious, but I have one and it literally changed my life.
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:41 PM
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You are about the tenth person to say that to me. It's a sign. I'm getting one.
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:44 PM
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33. It is kind of expensive |
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I think mine cost around $90. But it was worth every penny.
Sitting here, I just heard it whirring. Knowing I don't have to get up, find the scooper and get rid of a gross mess is an unbelievably wonderful feeling.
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:41 PM
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tell him yer preggers. pregnant women can't change litterboxes - it's not safe. then tomorrow you can tell him that "oops" you were wrong.
ok...maybe that won't work so well in the long term...
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:42 PM
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29. See my response above. |
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He got "snipped" five years ago. He'd ask how I was pregnant.
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:42 PM
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28. As a cat person, I would normally not hesitate to help out here. But- |
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I have a dog now, and I have to trail around behind her and pickup-well, you know-I'm kinda all crapped out.
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:43 PM
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Yeah. I can tell I'm going to give up first because I spend more time in the room that has the closet the litter box is kept in. He's just avoiding that room.
:grr:
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:45 PM
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My cat takes the most toxic dumps in the world, so I am sure I can handle yours. (I mean, your cat's.. oh never mind!) :D
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:50 PM
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37. You're killing me here, Zomby. |
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How's it going anyway?
OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY, I THINK MY DOG HAS A GASTROINTESTINAL DISORDER.
Sorry about that. Where was I? Oh yeah, how's it going there, you big lug?
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Thu Jan-27-05 10:03 PM
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My cat's poop yields to the pup with the green cloud! :hi:
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:52 PM
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38. Aren't you potty trained? |
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Why are you using a litter box?
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Thu Jan-27-05 09:54 PM
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39. My CAT'S litter box!! |
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Thu Jan-27-05 10:15 PM
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43. HA, now I am haveing a guilt trip because the litter boxes in MY |
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garage need depooping. Of course my guys all go through the cat door and go out by preference to do their little business and I am cold and do not want to go in the chilly garage to de poop the boxes.
tomorrow it will be warmer, yeah, that's the ticket
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Thu Jan-27-05 10:36 PM
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I'm constantly scooping, yet one of my kitties still prefers to do his business in the bathtub.
Plus I have to keep my son's closet door closed because a few weeks ago I discovered that someone had been using it as a toilet-- right on top of my silk dress that had fallen to the floor along with numerous other items.
I would murder the little f&*ker except for one thing-- He is ILLEGALLY cute!!
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