I need to escape from the 700 club ask me anything!

[LeftyMom]

Please!

[GOPisEvil]

1. Are the Spurs going to kick the Kings' butts tonight?

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[LeftyMom]

3. They're ahead right now

but I hope that changes. :)

[LeftyMom]

35. 36 35 SA lead

[LeftyMom]

41. Oh they're farther ahead again

damn it.

[LeftyMom]

51. 53 45 SA at the half

[LeftyMom]

64. 64 68 San Antonio still ahead :(

[LeftyMom]

71. Kings down by five

King of kings nominated for makeup oscar by liberal hollywood elitists who want to make him gayer than a cartoon sponge.

[LeftyMom]

76. down by three

Texass is the root of all eeeeeeeeevilllllll!

[LeftyMom]

85. Spurs won. Eeeeeevilllllllllll, I tell you.

[Fridays Child]

2. Does Jesus™ know that you want out of his club?

Hmm?

[LeftyMom]

5. I think he figured that out

when I quit going to church. He's cool enough, but his so-called followers are nuts. I don't think he likes them, though.

[Jack Rabbit]

4. Start posting!!

Illustration by Gustave Dore for Dante's Inferno
From the website of Simon's Rock College, Great Barrington, Massachusetts

[LeftyMom]

6. I have three posts in the past four minutes

I was delayed checking the score of the Kings game. Ask more questions!

[Jack Rabbit]

10. Are you in my neck of the woods?

??

[LeftyMom]

16. Yep

I'm in Sacramento.

[Jack Rabbit]

20. MaryBear and I are nearby

Now keep posting . . .




Illustration by Gustave Dore for Dante's Inferno
From the website of Simon's Rock College, Great Barrington, Massachusetts

[LeftyMom]

23. I'm workin on it

did you make it to the election protest? I got there late and couldn't find the DU contingent.

[Jack Rabbit]

31. No, I missed it

I work in Sacramento.

Now keep posting . . .




Illustration by Gustave Dore for Dante's Inferno
From the website of Simon's Rock College, Great Barrington, Massachusetts

[melnjones]

7. Uhhhhh...

Are you still in the 700 club?

[LeftyMom]

9. Unfortunately!

I'm post whoring as fast as I can!

[melnjones]

39. Are you now?

[LeftyMom]

42. until the mods come and bust me

I'll be here on a corner in the lounge

[LeftyMom]

8. Hurry up, they want my money!

Jaysus needs my donation to give me salvation! If I act now he'll throw in a tshirt and his hummus recipie! Hurry!

[Liberal_Andy]

11. What's the capital of South Dakota?

:hi:

[LeftyMom]

12. Pierre?

I think...

[Liberal_Andy]

13. Nice, most say Bismark

:toast:

[LeftyMom]

15. Was I right

I haven't had a quiz about capitols in a looooooooong time.

[Liberal_Andy]

17. You are correct!

Dirk, tell us what she's won!

[LeftyMom]

18. :praying: prius prius prius

[LeftyMom]

14. Only 90 to go folks! Step right up!

Political, personal, you name it! Ask something or I'll just brag about LeftyKid untli you fall asleep! :)

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

19. Tell us about LeftyKid

zzzzzzzzz.....

[LeftyMom]

21. rofl

I'll jsut get a picture for the attention span impaired. :)

[bigwillq]

22. Beer or bear

Which do you prefer?

[LeftyMom]

25. Bare, actually.

;)

[bigwillq]

46. I like how you think!

:evilgrin:

[Shadowen]

24. Would you like a file?

[LeftyMom]

27. Whose file?

I don't think I have a high enough DU count to get a file yet, but we'll see next time I try to fly, won't we. :)

[FuzzySlippers]

26. Has Pat been sexually harassing you?

He was always grabbing my ass when I was in the club.

[LeftyMom]

28. I don't think I'm his type

I'm legal and female. :)

[LeftyMom]

30. 80 to go

I just might escape with my snity and my VISA number.

[FuzzySlippers]

32. Oh, good one!

:o

[Longgrain]

29. Ask me how?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2216749

[LeftyMom]

33. How should someone with no obvious talent escape?

I can't post photos of my art, I can't draw stick figures. I'd post pictures of what I'm good at, but Skinner says not *** threads. :)

[Longgrain]

36. LOL

But art threads are still allowed...I think.

[AllyCat]

34. Can I get out of the 700 Club using your thread to get out of same?

I'm almost there!!

[LeftyMom]

37. You're way ahead of me

If I was a Republican, I'd pull you down to my level. Since I'm a liberal, I'll gladly boost you up, trysting you to return the favor. :)

[AllyCat]

38. Glad you're one of us. What's your favorite color?

Starting to sounds little like Monty Python and the Holy Grail...

Have you seen that movie?

[LeftyMom]

40. Blue

no green... aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[AllyCat]

44. LOL! Boy I haven't seen that in a long time. Next question...`

...why does everyone want to get out of the 700 Club? Just because of the association with Pat's gang...uh...oh...never mind. I think I get it.

And I just lollygagged around the 700 Club thinking it was no big deal until I saw your post.

Am I going to be okay? What should I do?

[LeftyMom]

47. Pray to Jaysus W Bush

He may find it in his heard to forgive you in Cheney's name.

[AllyCat]

48. Do I have to donate to the cause for intervention?

Cuz thanks to his policies, I have no money. But I have a job that starts a week from Monday making good money...if I don't starve by then.

[LeftyMom]

49. If Jaysus loved you, you'd have money.

It takes money to make money. Jaysus takes VISA, MasterCard and American Express. He doesn't take Discover, the name sounds like some godless librul science thing and he doesn't truck with that sort of nonsense. Praise Jaysus!

[AllyCat]

50. LMAO!!! Good one, good one.

And too bad since Discover is all I have (but never use it).

[Jack Rabbit]

43. Keep Posting!!

Hell by Hieronymus Bosch (about 1450-1516) from Wikipedia

[LeftyMom]

45. 70 to go!

Gawd wants you to send in your pledge! Save this heathen woman from her devilish librul ways! In Jaysus name!

huminabuminaamunagummunayumminadummina

[MidwestMomma]

52. Are you mom of a Lefty or a left-leaning Mom?

Or both?

[LeftyMom]

53. LeftyKid appears to be righthanded

but I taught him to yell "butthead!" whenever he sees * on TV, so he's a lefty anyhow. I'm certainly the most liberal person I know in real life, I'm probably a bit left of DU standard.

[MidwestMomma]

57. My daughter is a lefty and a liberal

The other day we were reminiscing about Clinton's inauguration and we were trying to figure out how we watched it because it would have been on during the day and she should have been at school and I should have been at work. She looked at me and laughed and said "You probably called me in sick to school so I could stay home and watch it."

I said I probably did, we were sooo excited when he got elected!

[LeftyMom]

59. I never got to vote for him, I was too young

I haven't voted in a fair presidential election yet. :(

[LeftyMom]

54. 60 to go

call 1 877 700-5437 with your donation. That's 1 877 L I E S. May Gawd have mercy on your librul and only roast you meduim rare.

[Jack Rabbit]

55. Keep Posting!!

Illustration by Gustave Doré for Dante's Inferno
From the website of Simon's Rock College, Great Barrington, Massachusetts

[LeftyMom]

56. There's boobs in that picture

We can't have boobs in the 700 club. Well, except for Pat.

[Jack Rabbit]

58. . . . or Bush himself . . .

!!

[LeftyMom]

60. Is he a member of the 700 club

or just a fellow traveler? We'll have to ask at the trial. ;)

[Jack Rabbit]

61. !!

The Palace of Peace
The Hague
Home of the International Criminal Court

[LeftyMom]

63. So mote it be.

Whoops, I need a 700 club translation: Can a I get an aymenn? Praise Jaysus!

[Jack Rabbit]

62. Keep Posting!!

Illustration by Gustave Doré for Dante's Inferno
From the website of Simon's Rock College, Great Barrington, Massachusetts

[LeftyMom]

65. Halfway there!

[Jack Rabbit]

66. Keep Posting!!

Illustration by Gustave Doré for Dante's Inferno
From the website of Simon's Rock College, Great Barrington, Massachusetts

[KitchenWitch]

67. Who do you have winning the Stupid er I mean Super Bowl?

[LeftyMom]

69. Not the niners

So I don't care. :pout:

[KitchenWitch]

70. yeah, my Vikings are not in it either

but wait, that is a *good* thing since the "queens" have lost it all 4 times the were in it.

Go Iggles!

[LeftyMom]

68. the 700 club

would make a great name for a homosecshual bar.

[LeftyMom]

72. These guys could open

[LeftyMom]

73. Wait a minute

that's our lord and savior Jaysus W Bush! He aint no fay... friend of dorothy. No matter what that lying Kitty Kelley says.

[LeftyMom]

74. Hey, 757!

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

77. You seem to have gotten the idea

that somehow posting to yourself will get you out of the 700 club...

Actually, quite a good one...did you come upon it yourself, or where you inspired, perhaps, by spiritual influences, such as the link below?

www.presidentialprayerteam.org

[LeftyMom]

79. I'm not talking to myself

Jaysus listens in. It's part of the 700 club membership package. Unfortunately, he also watches me in the shower.

While I'm a highly spiritual 700 club member should I remind the man upstairs (he's at the bar, but when he gets back) about *'s health problems and suggest he might want to end his term early? Other 700 clubbers have done the same for Supreme Court Justices.

[LeftyMom]

75. Come back here so I can taunt you a second time!

[pres2032]

78. how many kids do you have?

[LeftyMom]

80. One of my own

One stepkid who lives with her biomom. We might see about adding to the family before much longer, we're still deciding.

[pres2032]

81. that's awsome! congratulations

how old are they?

[LeftyMom]

83. My stepdaughter is 12, LeftyKid is almost 4. nt

nt

[Jack Rabbit]

82. Keep Posting!!

Illustration by Gustave Doré for Dante's Inferno
From the website of Simon's Rock College, Great Barrington, Massachusetts

[LeftyMom]

84. I'm such a geek

I saw that and thought of the passing of the elves in LOTR. :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

86. If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

I ask this question on lots of "ask me anything" threads, but don't ask me why. :7

[LeftyMom]

87. I'd be a Valley Oak

That's the name of our homeschool (we had to make one up for state paperwork,) Valley Oak Academy.

This page has pictures of Valley Oaks and other trees in my town. Sacramento has the most trees per capita of any city in the world except Paris. :) http://www.sactree.com/ruff/ufrf96/page15.html

Edited to add the link. I'm slow.

[Jack Rabbit]

88. Keep Posting!!

Illustration by Gustave Doré for Dante's Inferno
From the website of Simon's Rock College, Great Barrington, Massachusetts