CONFESS!!!! How much is Bush Admin paying for you to post here?

[LynneSin]

I mean it seems everyone who writes their two cents somewhere out there on the information superhighway is getting paid by the Bush administration. Everytime Bush says there is no one else getting paid, someone else turns up.

So I'm thinking there are a few folks here at DU who are probably getting a few bucks to post for Bush. Come on' fess up if it is you!!

[Ganja Ninja]

1. I forget.

That makes it OK right?

[The Backlash Cometh]

2. Nobody is paying me, but posting on DU is a value added savings.

Cuz, venting on DU cuts down on visits to the shrink.

[johnnie]

3. No one is paying me directly

I get green stamps that I'm saving up to eventually get one of "many delightful gifts".

[clydefrand]

8. Green STAMPS! Are you living in the dark ages???

I thought those things were out 40+ years ago. Just think I could have been saving all these years and gotten another cookie jar that only holds dust!

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

9. Not so...

Check it out

http://www.greenpoints.com/account/act_default.asp

[LynneSin]

13. What? I can get a Hummer with my Green Stamps

I mean, it looks like a Hummer there on the bottom of the home page. I wonder how many green stamps that thing costs (and if they'll take green stamps at the gas station)

[WoodrowFan]

18. I tried that once

she just laughed at me.

oh, wait, the CAR!!

never mind

[LynneSin]

21. That is just wrong on so many levels - Green Stamps for um, what can I say

well, just fill in the blank:_________________________

[WoodrowFan]

23. the fun part is licking them. (NT)

[clydefrand]

26. My apologies about the Green Stamps! I'll have to take a look

at the list to see if I can earn points for something BIG! Thanks for setting me straight.
Fran

[johnnie]

11. Out 40+ years ago?!

OK, something tells me I have been had by the bush administration. They offered me Green Stamps to post on here. This is bullshit!!!

[SeanQuinn]

4. No money, but I do get Cheney's leftover heart pills.

[ixion]

5. I need about t'ree fiddy

And I said, "What? Monster, I ain't givin' you no t'ree fiddy!"

Oh, sorry, what was the question? :silly: :+

[Crunchy Frog]

6. It ain't nearly enough.

That's all I can say.

[Maddy McCall]

7. Money can't buy happiness...

but Rove bought me a yacht big enough to sail right up beside it.

;-)

[WoodrowFan]

15. no, but it can rent it by the hour. (NT)

[madrchsod]

10. there`s not enough money in the world

to pay me to post here. yup,they tried but i refused. i do have integrity!!!

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

12. You are asking in the wrong forum

:silly:

I asked them to pay me but they said Nope, not for the crap you post. :cry:

[lonestarnot]

20. LOL How bout some smokes

:smoke: They are good as gold in the slammer.

[WoodrowFan]

14. Ramen Noodles

got hooked in grad school. Now I have a noodle monkey on my back.

[LynneSin]

16. That was Michael Moore - he was giving you those to vote

:eyes:

[WoodrowFan]

17. he's my handler

he's under DEEP cover. he was Skull and Bones you know.

[lonestarnot]

19. Bushitler doesn't pay! Opportunity cost of posting to DU much higher

than tokens of disenfranchisment by his cronies! Bushitler doesn't pay!

[Brewman_Jax]

22. Not enough

I still have to keep my day job.

[ProfessorGAC]

24. One Trillion Dollars!

Paid for by the tax cuts. Li'l Georgie REALLY, REALLY, REALLY likes me. He knows i have everybody here fooled into thinking i'm a liberal, when really i hate everything, everybody, and care about nothing except ME! I am the PERFECT Republican.
The Professor

[Bullwinkle925]

25. Okay, Okay - My standard fee is usually 50cent!

[NNadir]

27. I am getting 832,040 shares of Halliburton, but I only get access to them

when I die and go to heaven.

Is this a good deal or should I attempt to renegotiate?

[noamnety]

28. The money wasn't for making favorable posts.

It was for consulting fees on a brochure, which I was honored to do for that dear sainted man. :)

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

29. $0 n/t