Never iron clothes naked.

[kmla]

Not with the iron on 'Super Steam' setting.

And the ironing board at waist height.

That's all I'm sayin'....

[kick-ass-bob]

1. .

:o

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. Don't cook bacon naked either

[DS1]

14. Learned that one the hard way.

I wish I were kidding :cry:

[Feathered Fish]

17. So did my boyfriend

I laughed for days - but seriously, something to avoid.

[NoPasaran]

3. .

[LoZoccolo]

4. That happened to me - it'll heal.

It didn't even leave a scar.

[mr_hat]

19. Oasis scarred me. And I wasn't even naked.

[LoZoccolo]

20. Ha ha ha ha!

Now this was a funny post!

[WI_DEM]

5. Never drive naked while holding a cup of hot McDonalds coffee

in one of those syrafoam cups.

[fertilizeonarbusto]

6. Never pour out spaghetti water in your skivvies either.

ask my left thigh

[Ganja Ninja]

7. I have a sister in-law that tried to iron her pants while ...

she was wearing them. :eyes:

[ET Awful]

8. This one from my brother when he was 12 . . .

Don't cook spaghettin in a pressure cooker and try to remove the lid before the steam is finished exhausting.

Spaghetti bonds very well with stucco ceilings.

[Arkana]

9. And don't ever eat a tube of Preparation H

Trust me--it won't get rid of the hemorrhoids.

[zbdent]

15. True, but is your butt pearly-white

and minty fresh?

[11 Bravo]

10. Like a gawker unable to turn away from a car wreck,

I clicked on the link anyway. Ouch!

[jswordy]

11. Never bring a running chainsaw to bed.

Sigh...it's a long story...heh...

[Jessica]

12. I did that -- only once, though ...

I had a red line across my stomach for a week. :cry:

[Spacemom]

13. Always make sure it's the eyedrops you're grabbing

to squirt in your eyeball,

and not perfume.

[MonkeyFunk]

16. Never shovel snow naked.

[flvegan]

18. Using an acetylene torch naked is a bad idea too. Sparks.

[Misunderestimator]

21. Never go to a strip-club naked...

bugs the crap outta me to get confused with the employees...