Halp! How would you clean dirty minds?

[StopTheMorans]

[Sweet Freedom]

1. With the hose /nt

[StopTheMorans]

nice

:thumbsup:

[Sweet Freedom]

13. thank you, I'm here all week... /nt

[AuntiBush]

35. Kick

:kick:

[redqueen]

2. Did you see A Clockwork Orange?

Something like that, I think.

[DS1]

3. Hookers/Giggolos

[jswordy]

4. "Halp????" n/t

[StopTheMorans]

6. copycat thread

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. Lobotomy.

[StopTheMorans]

8. how much do you charge?

:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. Nothing.

It is charitable work.

[StopTheMorans]

29. what do you use for anesthesia?

[Magrittes Pipe]

39. Nothing.

I may be charitable, but I'm not made of money.

[SarahB]

I'm workin' on it.

Nothing's working though. :(

[StopTheMorans]

10. have you tried thinking of puppies and kittens yet?

:crazy:

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. Is that you, Sen. Santorum?

[SarahB]

18. nope

I'm cuter and have girly bits.

edit: Ooops! Well, neither is StoptheMorons as he's cuter too.

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. How do you know he doesn't?

I mean, I don't think he does. But I haven't looked.

[SarahB]

24. He has box turtle parts.

Anything's possible.

[StopTheMorans]

30. i have box turtle parts?

:scared:

[SarahB]

37. Santorum, silly.

:D

[Zuni]

26. I think you mean the cat's Dr. Mengele, Bill Frist

[SarahB]

16. I think about the killing of kittens.

It's terrible. If people only knew what a weirdo I really was.

[kick-ass-bob]

17. but what about songbirds?

:cry:

[SarahB]

23. Huh?

[kick-ass-bob]

27. you mean you're not reading the 440 post cat thread?

:shrug:

[SarahB]

28. I missed that one.

Link? Does it have naughty parts? :7

[kick-ass-bob]

36. There must be somewhere. Its 440 posts!

Mostly there are condescending tones to people who let their cats outside.

[Zuni]

19. That is horrible.

I get very upset when I think of little animals being hurt, but the thought that it happens all the time always crosses my mind.

[SarahB]

25. It's terrible isn't it.

I need to end my curse.

[Zuni]

31. Is it an obsession?

Do you obsess over animal cruelty? A person suffering from OCD or OC personality will replay these very unpleasant thoughts in their head untill it makes them sick. I have an OC personality and I used to have all kinds of reccurrant, hideous thoughts that would drive me mad

[SarahB]

38. No, no. It's a euphemism.

I would never hurt an actual kitten or puppy.

As I embarrass myself to defend my.... ahem.... honor?

[NamVetsWeeLass]

7. Mine only rises to gutter level to feed...

So, I can't help you out... I can find something dirty in almost anything...It's a really bad habit. Also, it can be quite amusing. My mind generally stays at sewer level.... :shrug:

[Zuni]

20. I am a low class individual myself

[kick-ass-bob]

9. Is this about me?

:D

[StopTheMorans]

12. yes

[kick-ass-bob]

15. I thought so.

[kick-ass-bob]

21. Actually, 3 steps:

1. vaccum with brush tool.
2. use a lambswool duster sprayed with some Pledge. (you can wash the duster later using some Dawn detergent and then blow dry to fluff up)
3. touch up with a damp dustcloth

Occasionally, go outside and tap duster to get rid of dirt and then respray with Pledge.

The bathtub method works best if you've got the time. Use a dish detergent and a soft brush. Rinse well. A shower sprayer helps.


I have a friend who owns a cleaning business. She swears by lambswool dusters. Bed Bath and Beyond have them.

[terrya]

32. I wouldn't.

:-)

[giant_robot]

33. Don't do it!!!!!

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste! :evilgrin:

[Left Is Write]

34. Why would you want to?