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Fri Jan-28-05 05:57 PM
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I Want To Become A Celebrity - Suggestions? |
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Fri Jan-28-05 05:58 PM
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1. Well, that's a good start |
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Now you need a catchy name that describes that quality
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:14 PM
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18. now THATS a funny post!!!!!!!!!! |
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Actually --- if you WERE all ears you'd already be a celebrity At least on the carnival circuit
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Fri Jan-28-05 05:59 PM
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2. Get a lot of money and become famous |
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Edited on Fri Jan-28-05 05:59 PM by Richardo
I'm a little fuzzy on the details.
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:00 PM
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3. any famous reletives you could embrass? |
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look at those Hilton girls.
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:01 PM
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4. *sigh* nobody to "embrass" |
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:04 PM
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12. OK, i have an idea, you kind of look like Jonathan Frakes if i remember |
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right? How about getting yourself a gig as a Jonathon Frakes impersonator and then do something really embarrassing at a Star Trek convention.
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:02 PM
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5. American Idol - longetivity not guarateed |
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:02 PM
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:02 PM
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6. speak in monosyllabic grunts |
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it worked for a guy who had a narcisstic fixation with oil and muscles...
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:02 PM
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8. well, Lee Harvey Oswald and John Wilkes Booth... |
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Edited on Fri Jan-28-05 06:03 PM by LiberallyInclined
are both names that people remember!
why not study up on how they gained their celebrity...?
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:03 PM
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9. ooooooooooooo that would be a 2 for 1!!! |
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:04 PM
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10. Bleach hair blond, breast implants, botox, home made pron movie |
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no wait a minute........that's been done before. Learn to throw 95 MPH from the left side.
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:04 PM
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11. Nothing I could suggest |
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would not get this thread locked.
I guess if you have a talent, then do something with that. :)
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:06 PM
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13. Go to Fox News and show them your butt. |
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For them it's braking news material.After that CNN will pick up the story and with the snowball effect you soon will have several offers from publishing companies to write a book and make a bundle.
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:08 PM
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:10 PM
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15. IT'S A MAJOR AWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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:bounce:
yeah, but unlike YOU, i don't want to develop a heroine habbit, find myself in bed nekkid with David Hasslehoff, drinking a Mai Tai.
i have my dignity you know
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:28 PM
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25. If the Mai Tai is really good |
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:13 PM
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Edited on Fri Jan-28-05 06:13 PM by dr.strangelove
It used to be only an NFL star could get famous by killing someone. No, Scott Peterson proved that wrong. So get married (if you are not already), have an affair, kill your pregnant spouse (or if the spouse is a man, just kill him, but do something nasty to him (a Bobbit type mutilation) to get the media interested) then wait for the press to show up.
That or you can marry one of the Olsen twins.
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:14 PM
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wouldn't THAT be more sensational?
i mean, 2 REALLY make 1 right? :shrug:
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:27 PM
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24. matcom - you are a FUCKING GENIUS! |
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If you married both Olsen Twins, you would knock Paris Hilton and Britney Spears off the gossip pages forever. They hang out at Bungalow 8 in NYC. Good luck, and let us know if you are successful. Actually, don't worry, we will all hear about it.
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:30 PM
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26. But you have to murder a pretty white girl |
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If you murder a minority you will end up just being a statistic...
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:15 PM
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19. Kill somebody famous. Then you'll become even more famous. |
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More people today know of Tex Watson and Susan Atkins than Sharon Tate. To say nothing of Charlie.
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:18 PM
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20. Can you "do" anything? |
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Edited on Fri Jan-28-05 06:19 PM by Mabus
If not, here are some suggestions:
1. I think the Weekly World News is looking for a nemesis for "Bat Boy."
2. Come up with some weird ass, preferably RW, theory blaming the tusnami on Clinton. Submit a proposal to Scaife to write a book. If all goes well you'll become friends with Dick Morris and Lucianne Goldberg.
3. Date Limbaugh. It worked for Darryl Kagan.
4. Pick a professional sports team. Get a highly visible seat. Don a multi-colored wig and print, not the citation to your favorite Biblical passage, but to a verse from the Koran on a sign and hold it throughout the game.
5. Go to Chicago. Look in old semi-abandoned buildings for safes. Get a camera crew and ramble incessantly about the big surprise inside. It worked for Geraldo.
6. Join the service. Got to Iraq. Humiliate prisoners. Don't forget to take pictures to share with the international media.
I'm sure there are others. But have to go make dinner now.
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:18 PM
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21. actually, i "Do" ANYTHING |
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:20 PM
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22. Well, please consider my list |
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BTW, if you do anything on my list can I get a piece of the action?
:hi:
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:23 PM
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23. Get a good publicist/PR person |
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Heck, if people like Ashley Simpson, Paris Hilton, Hillary Duff, and these boy bands can become stars......
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Fri Jan-28-05 06:36 PM
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Fri Jan-28-05 07:28 PM
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28. but i'm out of nipple rings |
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