I'm a dog - Ask me anything

[MrScorpio]

Field your questions here

[kanrok]

1. Why do you always stick your snoot in my crotch?

And also, quit humping my leg.

[MrScorpio]

4. That's how doggies say "Hi, How ya doin?"

Otherwise, I'm looking for doggie snacks

[bearfan454]

2. Why do you.........................................

and don't tell me because I can.

[MrScorpio]

6. Nope, it's because it feels so good

I love feeling good.

[Dzimbowicz]

3. One of your eyes appears to be a different color from the other...

is it?

[MrScorpio]

5. I just happen to be the Canine Chapter Prez of the David Bowie fan club

All DIAMOND DOGS love Bowie

[Dzimbowicz]

7. Cool !

What ever happened to the Spiders from Mars?

[MrScorpio]

10. We broke up in '73

Got back together again and broke up another time.

You know the deal.

Ronson, R.I.P.

[AuntiBush]

8. Whatta ya think of that movie...

"Wag the Dog?"

[MrScorpio]

12. There were no dogs in it

I knew it was a scam from the beginning.

[AuntiBush]

9. It appears as if you have 2 seperate eye colors...

is it the camera flare or are your eyes two-toned?

[MrScorpio]

13. Check post #5

You owe me a doggie snack

[LudwigVan]

11. So what is your opinion of

shih-tzus and sharpeis?

[MrScorpio]

14. They know all the best places to eat Chinese

and I love Chinese, so they're cool with me.

[iconoclastic cat]

15. Who's a good boy?

[MrScorpio]

17. Uhhh, Who's a tasty cat?

Anymore of your feline condescension and you're tonite's doggie snack

[BrklynLiberal]

16. What a cutie! You look like a real intelligent little pooch!

Here's my question: What's your name?

(Too cute to be a boy, I think that is a she) (Also too smart!)

[MrScorpio]

18. Great question.

Sirius - Cause I AM THE Dog Star!

[BrklynLiberal]

19. Great name!! You are smart and good-looking!

No wonder you are a star!

[BrklynLiberal]

20. Would Sirius the Dog Star be in the constellation Scorpio?

Sirius, the dog star, is the brightest star in the sky, second only to the Sun.

http://www.chennaionline.com/science/dogstar.asp

[MrScorpio]

22. Sorry, that would in the constellation Canis Majoris

Nice guess anyways

[BrklynLiberal]

25. I looked it up. Very impressive star though.

[hippiechick]

21. What's the deal with dogs and peanut butter ?

HippiedogHank is TOTALLY addicted.

[MrScorpio]

24. Peanut Butter is like Crack to dogs

Spread that stuff around and I'll show you.

[hippiechick]

33. I'll put some on the monitor ... woof woof ...

You'll have to fight Hank for it, though .. :evilgrin:

[MrScorpio]

34. I won't fight if there's enough to share

Just wait until you see my tongue in action

[hippiechick]

42. Are you a dry dogfood dog, or a canned dogfood dog ?

:( I don't wanna know where that tongue has been, BTW ...

[MrScorpio]

48. I love to alternate

Every other day

[RebelOne]

23. Are you housebroken?

If so, I'll adopt you.

[MrScorpio]

28. Are you a redhead with long legs?

If so, I'll adopt you too

[hippiechick]

36. I'm a redhead with long legs ...

... but I'm not an Irish Setter :evilgrin:

[MrScorpio]

38. Well if you got some Irish Cream...

That's enough for me

[Megahurtz]

26. Arf Arf Arf Arf.....

arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf (whine, snivel) arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf ARF????????????????

[MrScorpio]

29. Sorry, I don't speak Armenian

Thick accent you got there

[Sanity Claws]

27. Do you understand the word "dignity"?

Dear Dog,

Can you tell me why dogs are so lacking in dignity?

Sincerely,

Oliver the Cat

[MrScorpio]

30. Dear Cat

I eat kitties like you for breakfast.

Tastes like chicken.

Your best buddy,

Sirius, the dog star

[Sanity Claws]

31. I'll meet you in the alley -- where I was born and bred.

You want a piece of me?

[MrScorpio]

32. Look, I got chunks of cat in my stool that are waaaay bigger than you are

Just bring it.

[Dookus]

35. are you a squatter

or a leg-lifter?

[MrScorpio]

37. Leg lifter, baby - ALL THE WAY

Got a fire hydrant nearby? I'll show you my skillz.

[koneko]

39. Wooooofff?

I thought so.

[MrScorpio]

44. Sorry, I don't speak German

Looks like you don't either

[Sequoia]

40. Arf, arf, arf, arf?

[MrScorpio]

45. You speaka de English?

Me speaka

[Frogtutor]

41. What do dogs dream about? n/t

[Shopaholic]

43. And my question--are all dogs liberals?

I'm sure they are because they're usually friendly, compassionate, and loving.

[MrScorpio]

47. We're all born that way

Peace and love, baby

[MrScorpio]

46. Catching our tail

Getting that itch scratched by Salma Hayek

[Wcross]

49. Why do you eat cat poop out of the litter box.....

...when there is food in the bowl?

Why do you insist on sniffing other animals butts?

Why do you insist on chasing cars, what will you do if you catch it? Ever thought of that pal?

My truck doesn't NEED an escort up the driveway- why do you insist on running beside the truck?

What does a skunk taste like? My guys picked one clean this past summer.

I guess thats all the questions for now.

[MrScorpio]

50. Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!!!

Too many questions here.

Hold up, I'm taking a nap anyways

[Wcross]

52. Why are you guys ALWAYS taking a nap?

It seems like you need 3 hours sleep for each hour a crazy running and barking.

[Frogtutor]

54. Yeah, what ABOUT the cat poop eating?

That's a damn good question, and I think you're avoiding the issue...

[charlyvi]

51. What do those doggie chew sticks taste like....

especially the really big ones that look like barbells--are they better after they get all slimey? Do they hurt your teeth?

[MrScorpio]

53. They got a beefy like taste

And they're even better wet.

The teeth can handle them quite well