There's Romulans sneaking around my yard at night. What Should I do?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

They are scary looking and have plastic ray guns! I fear for my neighborhood!

[mr_hat]

1. Go 'round the back and steal their cloaking device.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

3. Cool! I'll strap it to my back and....

.... do nothing but good for humanity...

After the locker room.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

7. Soo many things you could do with that!

[General Zod]

2. Just be glad they aren't Klingons

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

4. Hell, Klingons like to PAR-TAY!

[Rowdyboy]

5. Only if you're totally out of Romulan Ale...In that case, I'd offer

Klingon Boood Wine, Saurian brandy, and Federation Root Beer. Perhaps, you might include a nice prune juice just in case.

I'm sure you'll come out okay!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

6. I've got lots of spoiled milk! Ooops!

Wrong franchise.

Sorry, George Washington.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

8. Or the stuff Scotty mixed up in the engine room!

[baldguy]

9. Throw some krytonite at them.

Does krytonite effect Romulans?

[Floogeldy]

10. You should join them!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

11. Okay, but in TOS, what's the difference between them ahd the

Vulcans other than a better tan?

[hickman1937]

12. Take them to your leader

or at least show them how to get to Washington, and give them a picture of bush.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

13. Sell them Federation secrets in return for Romulan disrupter technology

and your own private Romulan Warbird starship.