Redneck cocktails.... Mine?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

Smirnoff and Mountain Dew.

Common' everyone's got a redneck cocktail they like but would never admit to. What's yours?

[ak]

1. not really a cocktail but...

Mountain Dew and orange juice for breakfast at deer hunting.....
that must be close enough for redneck???

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

3. Mountain Dew and ANYTHING is a redneck cocktail!

LOL

[ronzo]

9. The Mojo Nixon

Get yourself a half full 2 liter of Dew and a fifth of gin... top that 2 liter off and you're good to go for a long set.

:toast:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

10. WOW! That would make a John Deere Roll!

[Taverner]

2. Jack Daniels and Coke

Can't get much more rednecky than Jack

[nankerphelge]

4. Green lady

Shot of jim beam and a shot of nyquil on the rocks.

[ak]

5. the green stuff???

or the great new cherry???

[TheMightyFavog]

7. Cherry NyQuil? Blasphemy!!!

I love NyQuil, man. Because NyQuil has never changed, man. It's never changed. All the other medicines are doing that inner-child thing. "we know that there's a small child inside of you, so now we have grape and cherry and orange flavor." Not NyQuil! They still have the original green death fucking flavor! You know why!? Because it doesn't matter what it tastes like! It's so strong you go, "*wheeze* Hey this stuff really tastes like.." Bang! Yer in the coma already! "What happened?" "He said tastes like and he went right into the coma, it was unbelievable!" We have reached the point where the over the counter drugs are actually stronger than anything you can buy on the street. It says on the back of the NyQuil box, on the back of the box it says, "May cause drowsiness." It should say, "Don't make any fucking plans! Kiss your family and friends goodbye. Say hello to Klaus!" NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you! You giant fucking Q!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

6. OMFG!!!! That's too rough even for me!

[DemNoir]

8. Thats easy

With the exception of the sublime Bombay Sapphire Martini, they are all redneck cocktails.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

11. No good redneck is going to know what the hell you're talking about

with Bombay...

[Left Is Write]

12. I have a bottle of Bombay Sapphire in my freezer right now.

I don't like gin, though.

I prefer vodka. Grey Goose.

[BikeWriter]

13. A beer Rita. Pour a beer in a pitcher, add a can of frozen lime...

...concentrate. Fill the can with Jose and add. Stir.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

14. Dammmmmit! Sounds fun! When and Where?

[BikeWriter]

16. I've got a 20 something oz. Rita glass the ex used to pack on the scoot...

I mixed those damned beer Ritas in it. She never broke that thing in thousands of miles of scooter riding. Damn, I miss those drinks! :(

[TroubleMan]

15. PGA & Koolaide

That will knock you on your ass.

[seriousstan]

17. Straight medical grade grain, from a 5 gallon container,

mixed with frozen whatever juice in a blender. Nothing says a good party like waking at 5 pm the next afternoon to puke.