Toast me, DUers! I'm officially a swingin' single!

[Robb]

:D

My divorce papers came in the mail this afternoon! I'm free!

FREEEEEE!!!!! :bounce:

Hide yer daughters, there's a Dingbat on the loose...!

[GOPisEvil]

1. Time to celebrate with your waterskiing instructor!

:evilgrin:

[Robb]

6. Bingo

...She's already booked. ;)

[salin]

2. Never have had the opportunity

to toast a self-proclaimed "dingbat" before... :toast:

[TroubleMan]

3. So now you're a single Dingbat?

All you need is to find a Dingbattess.

[Robb]

5. Don't remove the tag!

...I'm an official dingbattress inspector. :P

[Capn Sunshine]

4. Get offline and go OUT

I think that's the rules, dude.....

[AwakeAtLast]

7. The pickup lines and veiled innuendos will be flooding in!

Enjoy this new chapter in your life. Congrats!

:)

[Rowdyboy]

8. Starting over can be the coolest thing in the world

I hope it is for you...You deserve it! :toast:

[livinginphotographs]

9. Me too.

Wanna hook-up? I'm so lonely.



me <----masturbates too much

[bearfan454]

10. You are now only bound

by wherever your adventures take you. Have fun Robb !

[Dzimbowicz]

11. Toast !

I know how you probably feel.

:party: :toast:

[BlondieK143]

12. Sweet!

Enjoy the single life! :toast:

[blondeatlast]

13. "Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to date dingbats..."

Sorry, Robb, I'm happily married.

[Liberal_Andy]

14. Cheers!

:toast:

[underpants]

15. Go to the brass pole my son

Seek Seek it!

:bounce:

Congrats

[supernova]

16. Welcome to the land of freedom! :D

You now have all the happy hours and hor d'oeurvres you want. :-)

[Glenda]

17. Congrats! What's going to be your first endeavor as

a Singleton?

:hi:

[Robb]

19. First I went out for a big fillet...

...then I wound up indeed celebrating with my wakeboard instructor. Yadda yadda yadda, breakfast. :P

[fluffernutter]

21. woot! double congrats are in order then

Cheers! :toast:

[ernstbass]

18. Welcome to the single life - it's great!!

[SarahB]

20. Cool!

I'm in limbo (but have filed), and at the end of May, I should be officially official too. It's sad, but kind of cool all at once (for me anyway). :)