Man peed way out of avalanche

[Maine-ah]

A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html

[Demit]

1. 60 bottles of beer on the snow, 60 bottles of be-e-e-r...

drink one down, pee it around...

[Dzimbowicz]

3. Damn !

You made me laugh so hard the coffee I was drinking came out my nose!

:yourock:

[Misunderestimator]

5. *Splurt*

:bounce:

[Dzimbowicz]

2. Too funny !

One question though: Does not urine freeze as well? :shrug:

[burythehatchet]

4. needs lower temp to freeze than water.

[Maine-ah]

6. I wish I was a man, I could stop using the shovel.

[RoeBear]

8. Another case of

penis envy. :P

[Maine-ah]

9. I am happy being a girl, but sometimes it would be more convenient

ever had poison ivy? :P Don't pee in the woods when it's dark!Boy that was the worst!

[LARED]

7. Wow, and we think its anowed a lot around here

Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.

Wow

[uncle ray]

10. the thing is, how the hell do you do that?

pee a tunnel that is, the guy must be very flexible, have a very long pecker or been swimming in his own piss! and doesn't the tunnel have to go UP? i got ugle pictures of a drunken slovak lying on his back pissing at the ceiling of his tunnel...

[Exultant Democracy]

11. he dug with his hands

but then meleted the snow with his piss so that he wouldn't fill up his car with snow as he dug.

[LiberallyInclined]

12. i have serious doubts about it...

there's no way in hell anybody could piss enough to melt a carful amount of snow...this story reeks of bogusness.

[Exultant Democracy]

13. I think I should test it out

who is buying the beer?