SmileyBoy
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Sat Jan-29-05 08:36 PM
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I now work for the evil Domino's Pizza corporation. Ask me anything. |
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Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 08:37 PM by SmileyBoy
Yes, the one run by RW freakazoid Tom Monaghan. I got the job today.
I finally have a job again!!!! WOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Sat Jan-29-05 08:38 PM
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1. Why do they give me liquid garlic with my pizza? |
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Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 08:38 PM by tjdee
This is something that mystifies me.
Garlic, with pizza. Sprinkly kind, maybe. Liquid kind, yuck!
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Sat Jan-29-05 08:39 PM
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It's to scare away the various bloodsucking vampires/Republicans that lurk outside the establishment.
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Sat Jan-29-05 08:38 PM
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2. Do they really slip mind control devices in their pizzas? |
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One of Lyndon Larouche's lackeys called me the other day, and for all I know that's what he told me.
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SmileyBoy
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Sat Jan-29-05 08:39 PM
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4. Yes, we want to control your mind. |
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Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 08:40 PM by SmileyBoy
All hail the Noid.
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Sat Jan-29-05 08:46 PM
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9. HEy! I used to have that crazy man! |
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What is it exactly? I totally forget.
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SmileyBoy
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Sat Jan-29-05 08:51 PM
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10. A guy in a rabbit costume who throws pizzas in people's faces. |
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Sat Jan-29-05 08:53 PM
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11. And now I know why I'm so fucked up. |
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I can blame it all on the pizza man.
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Sat Jan-29-05 08:41 PM
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5. WTF is up with those annoying Dot commercials? |
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And do they actually taste good or not?
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SmileyBoy
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Sat Jan-29-05 08:42 PM
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6. We lace them with crack... |
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Sat Jan-29-05 08:42 PM
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I wouldn't be offended if you offered me some type of discount option now that you are officially a Domino's Pizza drone.
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SmileyBoy
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Sat Jan-29-05 08:43 PM
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8. Offer valid in South Fargo location only. |
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Sat Jan-29-05 08:55 PM
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12. will you slowly leech money from them til you bankrupt that location? |
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Sat Jan-29-05 09:03 PM
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13. Not a question, but some advice |
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Regard the regional manager as a spawn of satan and he'll never surprise you. This applies equally to both Domino's and Pizza Hut.
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Sat Jan-29-05 09:05 PM
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Sat Jan-29-05 09:04 PM
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Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 09:07 PM by JohnKleeb
Oh yeah, should I be a ditz and DYE my hair blonde this summer? ok really now, is tonight a good night for me to be hyper since I dont have school monday or tuesday?
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Sat Jan-29-05 09:06 PM
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16. I don't know how one dares their hair. |
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Sat Jan-29-05 09:09 PM
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18. Yes, tonight is a good night to be very hyper. |
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Perhaps have a couple of Red Bulls, or maybe have lots of liquor if you choose.
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Sat Jan-29-05 09:10 PM
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19. There is no liquor here |
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Sigh, my brother got busted for being drunk and he desposed of the evidence, his cover story IMO makes him look worse IMO.
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