What would you do with a million dollars?

[LoZoccolo]

[Dookus]

1. I'd buy a million lottery tickets

[LostInAnomie]

2. Buy about 600,000 euros.

eom

[NewJeffCT]

21. same with me, but maybe 400,000

And, invest the rest in real estate in China...

[Sandpiper]

3. Two chicks at the same time

Office Space rules!!!

[kuozzman]

41. Take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit!

O-Space-one of the best movies ever!

When I was in college a few years ago, for a few months, we watched O-Space almost every night while we did a power-hour, which turned into a power-century(100 shots of beer(1/minute)). It never became less funny and I still LMAO when I see it.

The Bobs, Bolten, Milton, Lumberg, oh I love that movie!

[JohnKleeb]

4. hah love that movie

[ProgressiveConn]

5. I'd...

Buy myself a moderate home, start applying for PhD programs and selecting where to donate a half mil. =)

[achtung_circus]

6. If I were a bare Naked Lady

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)

If I had a million dollars
I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

[Worst Username Ever]

7. Invest wisely. n/t

[CanuckAmok]

8. Give it to my ex-wife.

I've learned much this year, including the cost of attempting to avoid the inevitible.

[CJCRANE]

9. That's about half a million pounds

which even if I just deposited into a savings account would provide more than my annual salary in interest.

I would then do a part-time low-stress job (just for the social aspect) and do part-time courses in things that interest me or I need to know (which is a long list, including cookery, electrics, car mechanics, martial arts, graphic design etc. etc.)

[Sympleesmshn]

10. I would use most of it to buy a really big (Sail) boat

then invest the rest to use for up keep.

[Bonhomme Richard]

15. I'm actually selling my sailboat today........

It's small (26') and a guy from Alaska (I kid you not) is stopping by to look at it. He's retiring soon to MA and wants a boat there.

[Sympleesmshn]

19. that is really funny

I would love to get a 30 footer or so. The only problem is I have a feeling it would become a money hole. I am learning to do Fiberglass work so I can get a damaged boat and fix her up, but I have not found one near me yet to work on.

[Bonhomme Richard]

29. There ought to be plenty of fixer uppers.........

around the Chesapeake. Depends on what you want to spend. You could probably get one 27' - 30' for around $15K that doesn't require to much work. Used sailboats are really cheap compared to power boats. I guess most people don't want to have to work that hard. LOL

[SarahB]

11. Not much.

I'd work a little less maybe. Travel more. I'd probably just bank it in all honesty and probably buy a house (or two) with it in a few years.

[baldguy]

12. Sit around and do nothing? Shit, man!

You don't need a million dollars to do that! Look at my cousin, he's flat broke and he don't do shit!

[Braden]

13. Piper Saratoga IITC

[Bonhomme Richard]

14. I've been thinking about it...........

Fantasizing about selling my company.
Thought I would buy a house overlooking the water. Probably on the Chesapeake Bay. The house would have to have a widows walk or something like that in order to have a clear view of the ships. Get a new boat and I thought it would be real cool to be able to send someone in need an anonymous check to help them out.

[NuttyFluffers]

16. move to the mediterranean and watch the world go to hell.

i'm thinking a few spanish and italian villas along the coast... maybe one on a poorer area of the french riviera (hah! yeah right! as if i can find one!). use the other villas to provide steady income, invest the rest, go party in ibiza on the weekends.

hmm, maybe a property on okinawa, hawaii, yucatan (or jamaica), costa del sol spain, and somewhere in italy. perhaps a nice home in marseilles and shanghai if i have spare cash. dunno, might get a few of those on the list.

considering with $1 million i can get 1 nice home here in the SF bay area or maybe a decent 1 and a flat if i bargain shop, i don't think it'd be all that hard to find decently priced homes elsewhere, especially jamaica, italy, mexico, spain, and china. the prices here are just insane -- median home price of $500,000?, insane. but then we are an island of sanity in fortress america... i guess that comes with a price.

[bearfan454]

17. I'd get my debts straight and

make sure my son and grandchild were set up with trusts plus help out my family.

[NNadir]

18. Get it out of the United States before it was rendered worthless.

The economic consequences of printing money to have wars is most ordinarily hyper inflation.

That's coming here, and in spades.

[NewJeffCT]

22. But, just think if you converted it to Euros now

if you converted the money to Euros now, when the dollar collapsed, you could buy Utah or Alabama with the money you have...

[NNadir]

33. I don't want Alabama or Utah. It would be a waste of Euros.

I wonder how many Euros it would take to buy California. Do you think Arnold knows?

[NewJeffCT]

34. well, I figured

i figured you could buy a red state & try to convert it to blue... and, you do have some natural beauty in Utah & beaches in Alabama. I figure with the more educated workforces in the blue states, they'll still be too expensive to buy except for people with really big bucks (i.e., China buys California, Japan buys Hawaii, the UK buys New England...)

[solinvictus]

36. Not Alabama..

We have a Honda, Mercedes, and Hyundai manufacturing plants here, in addition to the Marshall Space Center and the local research hospitals here in Birmingham that receive billions in grant money.

[NNadir]

38. As for the Honda, Mercedes, and Hyundai plants, it's always interesting

when 1st world countries invest in third world economies. I'll bet they'll be lots of high paying jobs (two or three Euros a day) in the next several years when Bushism comes home to roost.

The Marshall Space Center will certainly be useless in a few years, given the widespread hatred of science in this country, but I'm sure many of the buildings in the complex are very large and have external walls that would be excellent places to post murals of Jesus or even large displays of the ten commandments.

The billions in grant money should be useful in short order to fill a shopping cart so that one can go buy a loaf of bread.

It's going to be very interesting to see what the buyers do with the ruins of America. I'm wondering about whether the Chinese will want to take the friezes on the Supreme Court building and display them in the Beijing museum much as the British took the Elgin Marbles to the British museum.

[CJCRANE]

40. Interesting post

You ever seen the TV series "Firefly", set in a future where everyone speaks Chinese as a second language...

[mondo joe]

20. "If I had a million dollars I'd buy your loooove."

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a house (I’d buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a K-Car (a nice reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars I’d build a tree-fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn’t be that hard
If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
“You know, we could just go up there and hang out.”
“Like open the fridge and stuff, and there’d all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things. They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon.”
“Well can you blame them?”
“Yeah.”

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a fur a coat (but not a real fur coat, that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains (all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner
“But we would eat Kraft dinner.”
“Of course we would, we’d just eat more.”
“And buy really expensive ketchups with it.”
“That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.”

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Wel I’d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a monkey (haven’t you always wanted a monkey?!)
And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars… I’d be rich!

[Pegleg Thd]

23. Since I have 7 grandkids

and 3 great grandkids I would st up college funds for all of them.

[hippiechick]

24. Keep $50k to pay bills, give the rest to nonprofits.

:hippie:

[HuskiesHowls]

25. Build a new house,

set up trusts for the kids and grandkids, help out my ex-wife, and then help out the local churches (in a small town, they need all the help they can get). Anything left over would go for local charities...that way I know it would help people that need help.

[CBHagman]

26. Hopefully be prudent.

Give a percentage to charities, then buy a place to live, get my legal affairs in order, and hopefully work more for causes.

To be blunt, one of my fantasies has been to run scathing TV, print and billboard ads against Tom DeLay in his district in Texas. I WOULD DO IT BY QUOTING SCRIPTURE. DeLay is one of the most vindictive, cruel and nakedly evil beings running around (if you don't count Grover Norquist), and I'd like to have a chance to show the good people of Texas just how un-Christlike his behavior is.

Of course, the GOP and others would accuse me of being a Northeastern liberal elite just interfering with their lives. They would only be right about the "Northeastern liberal" bit. It's DeLay who has been interfering in millions of lives.

Then again, maybe the campaign money would be best spent against Bush.

[da_chimperor]

27. I'd pay off my student loans, use some for finishing my studies,

then convert the rest to euros and then put my money to work.

[livinginphotographs]

28. Buy a new fax machine.

[Guy Fawkes]

30. Go to college and get an education...

Oh, and buy another case of Bawls.

[genieroze]

31. Invest it. eom

[Anarcho-Socialist]

32. Buy a Sterling or Euro income bond and live off the fat interest

:)

[sundog]

35. Pay off all my bullshit & then party a little... then reinvest

[DS1]

37. One of the things on my list would be to take 5-7 of my closest

friends to Amsterdam to smoke our brains out.

[fortyfeetunder]

39. pay the taxes then bail

I assuming this is not tax free. Give Uncle Sammy his due then split.

[Bouncy Ball]

42. I would pay off everything we owe, including our house.

(That would total about $150,000.)

Then I'd invest a good portion of it/sock it away. With the interest from that, I'd give a lot of money to progressive and humanitarian causes.

I'd give money to my closest family and friends.

And to be very honest, I'd probably buy a townhome in Manhattan and move there.

[njdemocrat106]

43. I'd buy you a house

And a nice Reliant automobile. And we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner (or as we Murricans call it, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese).

[rooboy]

44. I'd buy a million dollars' worth of "Factor Gear". n/t

[SW FL Dem]

45. Buy a few things I want - invest most of it

and donate to the causes I care most about.