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merwin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 01:53 AM
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I just saw Michael Ian Black live! Ask me anything!
That was a kick ass comedy show. Eugene Mirman opened and played his conversation with a supporter of non-gay telephone companies... "Hi, I'm a mother of 3 and I am against gay marriage. Press 1 if you are too".
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:01 AM
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1. Okay
Edited on Sun Jan-30-05 02:01 AM by TroubleMan
If a train leaves New York going 60 miles an hour, and another one leaves LA going 80 miles an hour, what city will they meet up at, and at what time?

(You said ask you anything)
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merwin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:03 AM
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2. They will never meet. Some asshole will park his car on the tracks
in Chicago, causing the train to derail, killing and injuring many.
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:04 AM
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3. OUCH!!!

Good answer.
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:32 AM
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4. what if i press 2 or 4 or 9?
then what?
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