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Sun Jan-30-05 02:10 PM
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| I'm Birthday Boy Cheney! Ask me anything! |
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Edited on Sun Jan-30-05 02:29 PM by ih8thegop
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| UrbScotty
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Sun Jan-30-05 02:30 PM
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| 1. Any questions? ANYONE? |
| solinvictus
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Sun Jan-30-05 02:35 PM
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when you smile, you're actually sneering, right?
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Sun Jan-30-05 02:52 PM
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Sun Jan-30-05 02:41 PM
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| 3. Does your birthday mark the day the egg was laid? |
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Or rather the day it was fertilized by Satan? Or was it the day you burst through the host animal's ribcage? Just curious.
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| Misunderestimator
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Sun Jan-30-05 02:43 PM
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| 5. Good questions.... LOL |
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Sun Jan-30-05 02:42 PM
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| 4. Would you like a new coat for your birthday? |
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One that you can wear to dignified outdoor functions?
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Sun Jan-30-05 02:52 PM
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Sun Jan-30-05 03:10 PM
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| 8. Is it really hot down there? |
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Or is it a place of complete decadence?
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Mon Jan-31-05 03:31 PM
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| 17. Down here? You mean in Jackson Hole? |
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No, actually I'm freezing my Ashcroft.
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Sun Jan-30-05 03:13 PM
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| 9. Does * have nasty green poopies in his daipers? |
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I bet you're tired of changing him.
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Sun Jan-30-05 03:27 PM
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| 10. Are you hung like a horse? |
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Or was that a colostomy bag?
Or a big cucumber wrapped in foil (a la Spinal Tap)?
Do you understand how much that photo has been bothering me? :puke:
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Sun Jan-30-05 03:30 PM
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| 11. How are you enjoying your undisclosed location? |
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Sun Jan-30-05 03:33 PM
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| 12. So...what's the secret meaning behind the color shit-green? |
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Sun Jan-30-05 03:58 PM
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Dick,
I've been waiting to ask a titan of industry this question for many years, regarding money: How much is enough?
Have a cheneyed birthday, dick.
-9_S_F
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Mon Jan-31-05 03:32 PM
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Sun Jan-30-05 04:06 PM
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Why don't you go fuck yourself?
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Sun Jan-30-05 04:08 PM
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OK, Dick, time to fess up. The tavpayer paid bunker under your house is really a hyperbaric chamber chamber where you sleep nude in a crystal pyramid aligned with the Bermuda Triangle, trying to strech out your miserable pathetic evil existence, isn't it Dick?
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Sun Jan-30-05 06:33 PM
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| 16. Make it your last birthday, okay? |
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That would be much appreciated. Actually, if you die right now, that would be even more appreciated! Believe me, you're better off dead!
:evilgrin:
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