I am the killer of all threads. Bow before my greatness.

[progmom]

I dare you to prove me wrong. I double-dog dare you.

[progmom]

1. Did you hear that? A double dog dare.

You gonna let that go by?

[Longgrain]

2. Everyone Please Ignore this thread.

:P

[progmom]

8. You, Longgrain?

You, of all people, must have some sympathy for how I'm feeling!!!!

[Longgrain]

14. It seems no one pay attention to any of my threads

unless I include a picture so here goes...The final resting place of our combined threads...

[progmom]

30. did you take that pic?

very nice!

[Longgrain]

33. Yeah that's one of mine...

Of course it is silly.

(Shouldn't this thread be dead by now, seeing as how we are both posting in it?)

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Everyone kills threads.

I always seem to kill my own threads. :7

[progmom]

7. I have killed almost every thread I have posted on in the past 4 days.

Seriously.

I keep checking, but I don't think I smell THAT bad!

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. Well, we could hijack this thread. You and I. I'm a master at it you know?

And if do that, then it will never DIE!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* *deep breathe* HAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[progmom]

10. I have noticed your prowess

But where is Kleeb? Isn't he the Bonnie to your Clyde? :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. HA! Yes, Kleeb is my Bonnie....

*screechs*
My bonnie lies over the ocean my bonnie lies over the sea my bonnie lies over the ocean oh bring back my bonnie to me!

Bring back, bring back bring back my Bonnie to me, to me bring back, bring back bring back my Bonnie to me!

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. Was my singing really that bad?

:shrug:

[progmom]

16. naw - I actually ignored DU for 10 minutes and got some work done!

What was I thinking?? :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. Good lord!

Are you feeling OK? Do you have a fever? Here let my feel your forehead. :P

[progmom]

21. That was last week.

This week I'm kind of concerned about keeping my job. Which is why I'm in the office. And yet...here I am over at DU. Bad bad bad!!!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. You're surfing DU at the office? Naughty, naughty. Get back to work!

[KitchenWitch]

44. PM me for a version of "My Bonnie" that would get this thread locked!

[progmom]

45. Do I want this thread locked?

Do I want My Bonnie playing in my head?


Dammit. Too late for that!

[KitchenWitch]

46. ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

[JohnKleeb]

26. I am here, I got on late because my mom was looking at homes

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. Veronica! HI!

:hi:

[progmom]

28. Are you moving?

How's your bro?

[JohnKleeb]

25. yeah I think you killed the one when you introduced me last night

:D.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

4. AH HA! You have not kilt this one!!

But, the Monkees will bow before your greatness, nonetheless...



:hi:

[progmom]

6. Cyndee Lou! Where the heck have you been?

I missed you!


And the Monkees - excellent choice!!!!!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

12. Hey Sweetie.... I've been around, just... I dunno, quiet

... not much to say these days, ya ever feel that way?

I missed you, too!

[progmom]

17. Indeed

Well I wish you would drop by and say every once in awhile, even if it's to say nothing. That's most of what I post anyway. Which may be why I keep killing threads..... :think:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

22. I promise... I will.

If only to let YOU know how much yer posts mean to me...

:hug:

[progmom]

23. aw shucks

:pals:

[Arkana]

5. I'm a professional thread hit man. Any thread you need...taken care of?

[progmom]

41. Apparently I don't need your help on this one

...as I killed it already.

[sundog]

15. lol

Vanity thread! :P

[progmom]

18. you betcha!

:hi:

[IronLionZion]

20. I usually murder threads quickly and efficiently

but my thread on most unpopular issue was still being discussed after like 4 days! :crazy: It got like 500 posts. I'm blown away.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x1534052

[progmom]

29. Wow!

Very impressive!
Looks like you hit a nerve!

[JimmyJazz]

31. Sweetie - the ONLY reason you killed a couple of mine is

because I've been sick and going to bed early! I promise you that it's really not you! Do I need to get out the chaise and have a heart-to-heart with you?

BTW - - my head is totally clogged at this point and I'm deciding if I should have nyquil or red wine (it's been almost 2 WHOLE days since I've had a glass of wine). What do you think?

[progmom]

32. I think they're both bad ideas.

Wine will dehydrate you, and Nyquil gives me wacked out nightmares. Drink lots and lots of water. It helps.

But if those were your only choices, I would go for the wine. :)

[JimmyJazz]

34. Did you see my pm? I think I'm gonna opt for the wine!

:P

[progmom]

35. Just saw it.

I think the wine is in order!!

[JohnKleeb]

36. You two are missin the most hilarious thing ever!

Well outside a million other things.

[progmom]

40. what are you talking about, kleebus?

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

38. That explains the whackadoo nightmares I had last night - Jeebus!

[Bluzmann57]

37. Well I was going to ignore this thread

but I am the ultimate thread killer here and I want my title dammit! And I will never ever bow, unless it's a part of...never mind.
on edit-and I need to learn how to type words in a coherent manner.

[Briarius]

39. I dunno about that...

I killed the geek thread, top that!

[progmom]

47. You're right.

The honor, as dubious as it may be, is yours simply for that incredible feat. Even the geeks have nothing to say to you. :nopity:

[Briarius]

48. Lol

I thought I'd killed this thread too. That would have been sorta fitting, I suppose.

[displacedtexan]

42. Are not!

I am The Kiss Of Du Thread Death!

[Brewman_Jax]

43. Okay

I don't even have my threads answered. So there!

[goodboy]

49. I'm sorry, but you must've missed the thread-killer thread that went on

for over a week with more than 900 posts.

I killed that one.

Nuff said.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2298591&mesg_id=2298591&page=

[progmom]

50. No, I was there. And how frustrating...

...that I only kill the threads I DON'T want to kill. The one I tried to kill? No dice.

[Briarius]

51. I believe thread killing is like enlightenment

you must extinguish all desire to kill the thread before you can kill it.

[progmom]

52. ...and so if I don't want to kill it...

...I should do the opposite?

[smedwed]

53.

 

[progmom]

54. that's deep

:shrug:

[no name no slogan]

55. You are not. That title belongs to me.

Do a search and you'll see that I'm the biggest threadkiller there is.

[cabbage08]

56. where is "Fluffy the destroyer of worlds"?

I would post it if I knew how