4_Legs_Good
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Sun Jan-30-05 05:27 PM
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CRAP! I have to show up for Jury Duty in Santa Maria tomorrow! |
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Gah gah gah gah gah!!!
It's gonna be a freaking circus!
gah!
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7th_Sephiroth
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Sun Jan-30-05 05:28 PM
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1. show up with an i love michael jackson t-shirt on |
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you'll get dropped and get your face on the news
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Sun Jan-30-05 05:28 PM
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Good luck.. I'd rather have my toenails pulled off!
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Sun Jan-30-05 05:29 PM
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"There is nothing that I would rather do then serve as a juror." Be sincere. It scares attorneys.
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4_Legs_Good
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Sun Jan-30-05 05:31 PM
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4. I'll say "I'd be totally Thriller to be on this jury!!!" |
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...uh I mean thrilled, thrilled!
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Sun Jan-30-05 05:58 PM
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Look my kid and my dog are out in the car...How long is this bullshit gonna take?
Works every time.
:-)
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4_Legs_Good
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Sun Jan-30-05 07:26 PM
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That's the best plan yet!
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Sun Jan-30-05 07:38 PM
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7. Moonwalk in, and you'll be out of there in 10 minutes, tops. |
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Grab your crotch and wear an Eisenhower jacket with one glove, just for good measure.
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Sun Jan-30-05 07:42 PM
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8. A few weeks ago, I was called in to serve in the same courthouse |
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that the Scott Peterson trial was being held in; I feel your pain. Thing that bugged me the most was the surly cameraguys wandering the halls, sprawling across the corridor with no more than a by-your-leave. Good luck :-)
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