Screw being the "homosexuality detection expert" - Just take the damn test

[LynneSin]

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

WOW, I came out 43% gay

Pretty good for a straight chick

:bounce:

[nickinSTL]

1. 16%

Either I'm REALLY straight...or I'm lying :D

[LynneSin]

2. I'll have to find a bullshit detector for you

:P

[KitchenWitch]

3. 56% gay here

I am female married to a man!

[underpants]

4. 43% Happy and adjusted hetero male

Whew!

[LDS Jock]

18. I got the same score, but happy and adjusted gay male

hmmm

[ScreamingMeemie]

21. As long as we're all happy!

:) I am a happy and well adjusted hetero "babe". Giggle. 60%

[LDS Jock]

23. I'd be happy and adjusted too if I

had that hubby of yours. :P

[ScreamingMeemie]

24. Would I be considered a "bad girl" if I said...

MrG "adjusts" me frequently??? :o

[LDS Jock]

25. oohhh.. listen at you

bad grumpy.. bad bad grumpy :spank:

[ScreamingMeemie]

27. You guys bring it out in me. I'm normally very reserved....

giggle. Wanna buy some swampland. ;)

How are you this chilly (at least here, but I'm sure not there) Monday? Feels balmy here at 30, because of last week's deep freeze. :hug:

[LDS Jock]

29. I'm freezing.. its 42 here

plus I'm old. I had my birthday this Saturday. I feel old. My life is over. :cry:

[ScreamingMeemie]

30. How did it go? Did you have a good time? Your life is just beginning!!!

The older we get, the more exciting and interesting we are! Yeah...that's it...interesting.

Big Birthday Hugs!!! :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: If you lived nearby I'd have baked you a cake. :)

[LDS Jock]

32. you are so sweet MrsG!

Thanks for the imaginary cake and the hug. I had a good time. I went to dinner/drinks with friends, and over to my sister's house that night. Pretty good time. The birthday shouldn't be a big deal, but just seems like I haven't accomplished much in the past few years. I can always change that.

[tavalon]

67. All a matter of perspective

Life started looking better at 35 and I'm almost 42 and I love it. I've never been happier in my skin. I wouldn't trade this for the world and certainly not for being 20 again.

[underpants]

33. Ha!

:thumbsup:

[sbj405]

109. 43%, happy and adjusted hetero babe

[russian33]

5. great, they give you internet access at work, and you give us tests

:)

[fertilizeonarbusto]

6. "53% happy and well-adjusted homo guy"

I am, too. :-)

[meegbear]

7. Whoo-hoo

MEEGBEAR IS 60% GAY!

Congratulations, you scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted homo guy!

Some homosexuality detection expert YOU are!

[JanMichael]

8. 43%

Wonder what Michael scores? He is so pretty-

[Midlodemocrat]

9. 30% Gay

I think because I said I know how to change the oil.

:shrug:

[name not needed]

10. 23% Gay

[dolo amber]

11. I'm 64% gay

Who knew? :shrug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

20. I was surprised at my result too... I think knowing how to change oil

did it for me. :hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

22. me, too. at least I think.

[Misunderestimator]

93. Wow... you're more gay than I am....

:shrug:

[dolo amber]

102. Does that mean I get

to be on the hood of NSMA's car? :evilgrin:

Seriously though...the last time I took this, I was like 70-something percent...I dunno what it is that's so gay about me, but according to that test, I am your God. :D

[Misunderestimator]

103. *splurt*......... LMAO

:bounce:

[Pab Sungenis]

12. Wow.

Wow. I'm only 46% gay.

Whatever will I tell the boyfriend?

[Crankie Avalon]

13. I'm 10% gay...

..."You're a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate."

10%...like Hawaiian Punch! O8)

[NewJeffCT]

14. I'm 30% gay

and I'm a straight guy...

[intrepid_wanderer]

79. 30%...

very curious indeed.... I think it's a bit off for both of us!

:)

[demnan]

15. I did too - exactly 43%

What does this mean?

I did Pad Thai, my cat and he came out 50% gay.

[Briarius]

16. 56% Gay

oh man! Not that I'm thinking about men, I mean. Does that jive with your homosexuality detection expert senses?

[movie_girl99]

17. 53% here

i thought it would be higher actually.

[ScreamingMeemie]

19. Hehehehehehehe....60%

"Congratulations! You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero babe!"


Well, I'll take that as a good way to start my day. Good to know I have options. ;)

[Orsino]

26. Only 36%

I hang my head in shame.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

28. 50% gay Which was interpreted as a 50% well adjusted hetero girl. :)

[kick-ass-bob]

31. 33% ?

I would've thought a little more than that...

I guess it was because I don't decorate and I'd rather be the "footballer" than meet them...

[LDS Jock]

40. been watching too much spongebob maybe?

[da_chimperor]

34. I'm 43% gay

not too shabby. I think the piercing question did me in.

[ProfessorGAC]

35. Only 23%

But some of that i'm don't get the straight thing. Lubricant in bed? Huh? Is there supposed to be someone else there, or what?

DIY projects? Do it yourself or pay a professional? Huh? I pay to have it done professionally because i'm too lazy. That's not a gay or staight thing. It's an amibitious or lazy thing!

My place or someone else's place? Huh? I've been married 25 years! The only PLACE is OUR place. It's called a home! There's no place "my place or yours".

The results are what they are. But i don't get it.
The Professor

[LynneSin]

37. HEY, I didn't write the quiz - just offered it for others to take

:eyes:

[ProfessorGAC]

43. Wasn't Blaming You Lynne!

Just confused me, is all.
The Professor

[WoodrowFan]

71. same here

won't my wife be surprised. Guess I'll have to drag out some old John Wayne movies and bone up on being straight.

wait, let me rephrase that.

[Left Is Write]

36. 33% gay.

"You're a strait-laced girly girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out!"

[dr.strangelove]

38. Dr. Strangelove is 18% gay

I knew I was not gay, but I thought I would hit in the 30s. I am straighter than I thought.

[Brewman_Jax]

39. 33% gay

shouldn't have said that I'd be a cat. Am a straight male. Who knew? :shrug:

[kslib]

41. 40%

"open minded between the sheets, rarely show your dyke side out on the streets."

[progmom]

42. I'm 40% gay

I'm a straight-laced girlie girl with just a hint of my butch side sometimes popping out.

[yvr girl]

88. I got the same comment but my score was only 25%

I did it twice - I changed my change the oil answer. I can add oil - with some of the cars I've had - I needed to know, but if I'm getting the oil changed I let someone else do it in exchange for money.

[madison2000]

44. Same score for me...

:bounce:

[MrScorpio]

45. 25 percent gay

It must have been that lesbian porn question I said yes to.

It's all good.

[rhino47]

46. 53% gay not too shabby for a married straight chick.

:bounce:

[ckramer]

47. I'm 26%

[JohnKleeb]

48. 20% Gay

[ClassicDem]

49. I came out with a 13% gay.

But I did not need a test to tell me that I am straight, the fact that I am a terrible dresser and have absolutely no sense of style screams hetero.

[RaleighNCDem]

50. 33% gay

I don't know how to change the oil, but I would if I did...

:silly:

[Atlas Mugged]

51. 100%!!!

I'm so proud of myself!!!

[Arkana]

52. 30% gay, so that would make me a boring old heterosexual.

[sundog]

53. eek! 33%... not bad for a gay guy

:wtf:

[JohnKleeb]

54. haha youre a closet hetero

:D just teasing ya.

[sundog]

55. lmao

ya nut :P

[JohnKleeb]

60. damn straight

Seriously, I hope someday when homosexuality is universally accepted, we start outing people for being straight :D, oh he's just a closet heterosexual, I can just tell!

[Misunderestimator]

96. Wow... and I questioned my low score of 63%

:D

[lady lib]

56. Another 33%

Okay, I'm a straight-laced girlie girl with just a hint of butch. Whatever, dudes!

[Worst Username Ever]

57. 33% gay

[hfojvt]

58. well, I got 16% but I missed the first question

It said "do you have sex with men, women or both". There was no option for neither. How many jigs would a woodchuck dance if a woodchuck could get laid? Then again, I have had offers from both sexes which I turned down. I do not want to have sex with unattractive people any more than the rest of the zarqing world does.
Also, I love acronyms, but one of my favorites is UNA - Use No Abbreviations. I was like, what is a D1Y project? Okay, ding, ding, ding, there is a train coming that will eventually figure out Do It Yourself, but tautologically you must do a DIY project yourself or it is not a DIY project. For somepeople changing the engine in their car is a DIY project for other people changing the gasoline is not.

[rbnyc]

59. 60% gay.

As a bisexual woman, I'd have thought I'd be 50% gay. ;-)

[kitkatrose]

62. Heh, I'm 63% gay.

Still trying to figure that one out. Sorta straight chick checking in here. :hi:

[Book Lover]

90. I also got 60%

*Hy*sterical!

[6000eliot]

61. I'm gay, but I only got 26%!

:wtf:

[dolo amber]

63. You're doin' it wrong

:D

[sundog]

70. haha

I got 33%... I think you're supposed to go with the stereotypes to get a good score... do something like snap your fingers in a Z formation, say Prada 3 times & then try again ;)

[6000eliot]

72. I think that picture of Joe Delasandro is hot

Does that help my case?

[sundog]

78. yes

Now cut off a chicken head on the next full moon & hang it on a line to dry for a fortnight... You shall then take it to the abandoned railroad station by the lost stream & knock 4 times... the password is "supa-starz."

You will then receive further instructions.

With a low score like that, you're gonna have to jump some hoops. :7

[terrya]

64. 60% gay...a happy and adjusted homo guy! Woo-Hoo!

Not the 100% I was hoping for, but well.....

:-)

[Anarcho-Socialist]

65. I'm straight and my result was 33% gay n/t

[x-g.o.p.er]

66. 26% Gay

Not bad for an alpha-male, lol.

[Burma Jones]

68. 20% Gay - "Way too straight for these modern times"

Just don't care about "style" I suppose..........

[JohnKleeb]

73. Yeah thats my case too

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

69. 30% Gay

The problem is that the 70% of me that straight is just plain pathetic...

[hollywood926]

74. Dupe!

[hollywood926]

75. i'm only 40% gay! waaaa.

apparently, i don't do enough lesbionic things like change my own oil. waaa.

[Ramsey]

76. 53% gay

Which makes me well-adjusted hetero babe? :shrug:

[LynneSin]

81. Ramsey you're a gay man in a woman's body and you know it

:D

[Madrone]

77. 73%

:o

[WoodrowFan]

80. owning an Ikea catalog is worth 25 point?? WTF??

[Patiod]

82. 43% too - happy, well-adjusted hetero chick

Some questions I'm really glad they didn't ask:

Can you set up and wire a new computer or VCR?

Is you or your partner the one who buys and lights candles for romantic atmosphere?

Does the idea of a wedding dress give you the heebie-jeebies?

Who reads a map better - you or your partner?

Are you the main breadwinner in your house?

Would you rather read "In Style" or "The New Yorker"?

Who cooks at your house - you or your partner?

[alittlelark]

83. 40%

That 'fight in the street' question probably gained 10 pts for me in the gay direction (it was in Jr High!!)

[no name no slogan]

84. 40% gay-- not that there's anything wrong with that (n/t)

[donheld]

85. I'm 30% gay

really i'm 100% gay

[Bouncy Ball]

86. 56% gay. Which makes sense, actually.

[plcdude]

87. 30% gay

sounds about right.

[Dastard Stepchild]

89. I'm 56% percent gay - no shocker there...

being a bi and all...

Always said I was a 50/50 kind of gal. :)

[Misunderestimator]

91. 63%.... Hey! That should be MUCH higher.

silly test... just because I like to decorate a place when I first move in, I guess I'm not gay enough (assuming that they use the "female" choice in the beginning to determine the level of gayness...)

[MikeG]

92. 10%, and I question THAT.

[Misunderestimator]

94. You probably like to decorate a new place like I do...

only it counts in your favor (more gay) as a man, and against me... :)

[Blue Gardener]

95. Another 33%

Girlie Girl.

[LynzM]

97. 66% Gay....

"you're quite open-minded between the sheets, and just a little bit butch when out in the streets"

Well, I'd say that's an accurate assessment (the text, anyway), but I'm not sure how it got it out of those questions :) Higher than I though, but not thoroughly surprised.

[koneko]

98. 23% gay n/t

[brainshrub]

99. 40%

Not bad for a straight guy.

Fun quiz.

[Fleshdancer]

100. 60% Gay!

take that Spongebob!

[SmokingJacket]

101. 43% gay female here too...

funny... I always thought I was just a *bit* more gay than that. Oh well.

It's probably because I was never in a fist fight.

[Magrittes Pipe]

104. 53%

[FarLeftRage]

105. Hmmm 20%

one fifth of me is gay...

[kerrywins]

106. 66% gay....but

considering I said I was a man and had sex with men...I'm suprised it wasn;'t higher...

[Misunderestimator]

110. Yeah, I kinda wondered about that myself...

seems the test is weighted to make straight people think they're gay... wonder if Sponge Bob is behind this?

[JohnKleeb]

111. Nah I took this test before the sponge bob story came out

I am surprised I was at 20%.

[Misunderestimator]

112. That's low... but it seems alot of other non-gay people are rating higher

...and... believe me... I may not be 100% anything, but I am definitely more than 63% gay. (Of course, it's a stereotype test, which is pretty clear in the questions...)

[JohnKleeb]

115. Yes I know

[LynneSin]

113. I think I got bumped up to 43% because I know how to change my oil

Hey, it was something my grandfather forced me to learn when I was 16. Not like I actually stand around all day changing the oil in my car

[JohnKleeb]

116. I dont even know how to drive

:)

[Misunderestimator]

118. Exactly.... when you think about it...

it's a pretty insulting test... it called me a dyke at the end... :( and it took points away because I like a nice home... what is that saying about gay women... they're slobs? :shrug: On the other hand, maybe the whole point of the poll was to expose those stereotypes to straight people who rate high in areas that are stereotypically gay... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

[LeftyMom]

107. Wow, apparently I'm 46% gay

Should I print that for my "please don't draft me" file? Or should I retake it and pretend I understand car engines first. ;)

[AccessGranted]

108. Whoa....I'm 63% Gay

I'm a female and according to the test I'm 63% gay and leaning towards the same sex. Hmmmmmmmmm . . . LMAO!

[T Roosevelt]

114. 25% gay

makes me wonder how I scored that much...maybe it was the lesbian pornography question...

[Bok_Tukalo]

117. 16% Gay

No wonder I can't get a date.

[Seabiscuit]

119. Only 23% gay. Told to "loosen up, my straight mate".

[detroitguy]

120. 20% gay for me

[Rhiannon12866]

122. Welcome to DU, detroitguy!!!

Glad to have you with us! Sure sounds like you're straight to me! Me, too! But you know that everybody's welcome on DU, and Detroit is the heart of the country. Welcome!:-)

[Rhiannon12866]

121. Me, too. 40%

So I guess I'm okay with being straight.:shrug: