For those of you who showed up late -- Skinner would like a note from

[JimmyJazz]

your parent or guardian...you know who you are, too.

Also, no forging of signatures --

[cabbage08]

1. The dog ate cabbages note

signed cabbages mom

[JimmyJazz]

2. Yeah - like skinner hasn't heard that one before.

:P

[name not needed]

3. i dont feel tardy

:D

[JimmyJazz]

5. Skinner wants a note, bubba! and no forgeries.

[name not needed]

please excuse nnn for being late

signed,
nnn's mom

happy?
:P

[Left Is Write]

4. I wasn't late, but I need permission to leave early.

My...um, MOM needs, um...help at home. Yeah. My...um, grandparents are um, coming to visit, and my mom needs help.

So I have to go. Cool?

[JimmyJazz]

7. Sure - only you though - lets not start a mass exodus, o'kay?

[KitchenWitch]

6. I'm an emancipated minor, I don't need no stinkin' note!

[JimmyJazz]

8. You weren't late either! Stop being such a trouble maker!

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. I tried...but it wasn't accepted.

See other thread. :(

[JimmyJazz]

13. Of course not! That NEVER works....Have you learned nothing

during your 10 years of High School?

[Lavender Brown]

10. I missed the bus

I had to walk here. Ten miles. In the rain. :P

[JimmyJazz]

17. And you still haven't signed the attendance book, missy.

[loudestchick]

11. ok, here it is.

Principal Skinner;


Please excuse Loudestchick's tardiness. The heavy snow made it difficult for me to get her to class on time. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to contact me at 816-361-****.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Loudestchick

[JimmyJazz]

16. Skinner says your cool - you don't have detention....THIS TIME.

[loudestchick]

24. Whew! 'cause I have "Grease" rehearsal after school.

[matcom]

12. i put my note in Underpants'

underpants

[name not needed]

14. wait, i'm wearing underpants' underpants

:o

[JimmyJazz]

15. A little fascinated with underpants' underpants today, aren't we????

[matcom]

18. not really

that just happens to be where i keep ALL my school supplies! :7

[johnnie]

19. I had some lunch money to bully out of some people

[TNDemo]

20. My note will be by ouija board.

Since they will have to speak from beyond the grave. But I am sure they will okay my tardiness.

[BarbaRosa]

21. but,but,but

he really did eat my homework

really

cross my heart

he ate my homework!

Um (parent or guardian's) got a broken arm and can't write a note, sorry.

[Katidid]

22. If you wanna read my note

you will have to find my "thong" - good luck - don't tell anyone though, my mom doesn't know I wear em.

[JimmyJazz]

23. I don't think so...I don't think you are my type.

:P :hi: anyway.

[HeeBGBz]

25. HeeBGBz wuz sick today

Signed the dog, er HeeBGBz mom.

[JimmyJazz]

26. Yeah - I'm SURE that wasn't forged....

:spank:

[Brewman_Jax]

27. Argyle was late because...

the cat stole his homework and corrected it. Signed, Epstein's mom.

[JimmyJazz]

28. ha ha ha - Epstein's mom! I'd forgotten about that! LOL