Go ahead! Take a peek. What's in your co-workers drawer?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

Band-aids???? For fucking papercuts! The lazy bastard!

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. I really, really, really don't want to know what's in Glen's drawers.

:scared:

[Murphys_Unlawful]

2. Not DRAWS! Drawers!

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. A half-eaten cruller.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

5. What kind of sick twit leaves a half eaten cruller in his drawer?

[madison2000]

4. My co-workers have keys to my drawers

cuz thats where computer stuff gets locked. So personal stuff comes and goes in my bag.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

6. But what's in your co-workers drawer?

[madison2000]

17. probably nothing interesting

[Murphys_Unlawful]

18. You don't know that until you look. Maybe boss's panties...

who knows?

[madison2000]

40. i think the boss wears boxers

i don't even want to think about him in panties :wow:

[Murphys_Unlawful]

44. Ha! Get a pic of it and pass it around the office.

[WoodrowFan]

7. I just got slapped

what do you mean wait till she's gone??

[Murphys_Unlawful]

9. Well now that she slapped you, yeah wait until she leaves.

[WoodrowFan]

13. guns.

LOTs of guns. Ahem, I think I'll take a long lunch.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

15. Eek, where do you work?

[WoodrowFan]

23. Post Office

[Murphys_Unlawful]

29. F***ING RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ima_sinnic]

8. I have long wanted to import a nest of fire ants into my coworker's

drawer.
Only the certain knowledge that they will spread to mine prevents me from doing this :eyes:

[Murphys_Unlawful]

10. Try cow dung. You might be able to smell it but....

you'll be laughing along the way.

[Sporadicus]

14. Speaking of Smells Emanating from Desks...

This happened a LOOONNG time ago. A coworker opened a can of sardines for lunch (I know...blech!), but the fish on the surface looked thoroughly dessicated & funky. He was going to throw them away, but I took them instead to my hosebag boss' desk and taped the can to the underside of his drawers. I positioned the can so that about half the can was exposed to the air. Oddly enough, his sense of smell was so bad that he never detected the can...until flies became a problem.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

16. Ha! Continue with the stunts. I'm wondering what he would smell.

[Sporadicus]

20. Well, There Was Discussion...

of dunking a road-killed skunk into liquid nitrogen & smashing it against one of the walls in his office, but it's kinda hard to miss ten million pieces of dead skunk. It wouldn't be a true test of his sense of smell when he could see all the evidence around him.

Also, it's too late for further adventures with they guy. For one thing, I don't work there any longer. For another, he's now dead.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

22. DOH! Do you have a new boss you can hinder?

[Sporadicus]

31. My New Boss is a Nice Guy

Besides, his office is in an open area with a few other manager-types in the vicinity. The other bosses and assorted toadies are always around, so his desk doesn't make a good target.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

32. Go for it. Maybe the others would get a kick!

[meegbear]

11. Chocolate!

Hmmmmm.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

12. Can you swipe without getting busted?

[fluffernutter]

19. pens, paper clips, Big Red gum, a box of oatmeal, m&ms, hemostats.

btw, i have a huge box of band-aids in my drawer that was there when i started :)

[Murphys_Unlawful]

26. Yes, orphans. It's always nice to see what is there when...

you first arrive. Sounds like you have a corner store in your office.

[XNASA]

21. Let's see.....nothing unusual....

Just a pink model rocket that buzzes when you flip the 'ON' switch.

I'm waving it around and pretending I'm an astronaut. All my other co-workers are getting a big kick out of it. Gee, it's just a toy.

:shrug:

[WoodrowFan]

24. oh gawd

GMBO.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

27. Amazing what can make you smile at work!

[AngryAmish]

25. Cheeze Balls

My fingers are orange.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

28. I said check to see what was in the drawer, not help yourself.

[AngryAmish]

33. Jealous?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

36. Well, yes. Share dammit!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

45. Quit being a hog, SHARE!

[name not needed]

30. C4 and keys to the reactor

[Murphys_Unlawful]

34. Uhhhh. Where the hell do you work?

[name not needed]

38. Indian Point

:P

[Murphys_Unlawful]

39. Still no clue. Will search.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

35. Uhhhh. Where the hell do you work?

[GiovanniC]

37. A Falafel!

Damn it sucks sitting next to Bill O'Reilly.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

41. Steal it then!

[GiovanniC]

42. There Is No Telling Where That Falafel Has Been

I ain't touchin' it.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

43. Use gloves!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

46. Just checked again. I see a pay stub. Should I check?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

49. The lazy ass makes more than me. I have to get my priorities...

straightened out here!

[Jessica]

47. Valium ...

Trust me - she needs it. :crazy:

[Murphys_Unlawful]

48. Ha! You should sneak a few.