mondo joe
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Mon Jan-31-05 03:52 PM
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What Don't You Want People to Find in your House When You Die? |
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I've instructed a good friend about some adult entertainment materials I'd like her to GET RID of if I die. Bad enough to be dead, but too awful for your family to say "Oh, so THAT's what he was into!" or "My, that's a large video collection!"
So what do you want gotten rid of before a loved one comes to clean out your house?
Your diary?
Your dirty laundry?
Your computer cookies?
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Mon Jan-31-05 03:56 PM
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1. A copy of "Let My Puppets Come" |
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Mon Jan-31-05 03:56 PM
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2. Computer cookies and that thing you were talking about |
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Mon Jan-31-05 03:56 PM
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3. I don't want them to discover all my unfinished projects |
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Mon Jan-31-05 03:56 PM
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4. ummm, there are some photos of old girlfriends. |
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and some letters. nothing pornographic, but some of it is fairly, um, personal. I should throw that stuff away now. Shoulda long ago. Why do I hang onto that .... stuff. I haven't even looked at any of it in ages...
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Mon Jan-31-05 03:57 PM
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Mon Jan-31-05 03:57 PM
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Edited on Mon Jan-31-05 03:58 PM by MrScorpio
I'll it leave at that
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Mon Jan-31-05 03:58 PM
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7. Nothing that I can think of |
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I have nothing that is bad or embarrassing. I have one tape of "adult entertainment" and if they find that my brother has to cop to the fact that he brought his VHS player to my house for me to fix because his machine ate the tape and I had to fix it. As for anything else... there is nothing that I need to watch out for.
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Mon Jan-31-05 03:58 PM
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Mon Jan-31-05 03:58 PM
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9. Photos of a certain Hungarian goalkeeper |
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And a letter from him from 1986.
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Mon Jan-31-05 03:59 PM
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10. I have a Republican buried in a shallow grave in my basement |
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Boy if that ever got out!! SHEESH:crazy:
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:01 PM
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:02 PM
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12. Probably the porn videos and the "toys" |
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Edited on Mon Jan-31-05 04:02 PM by Bouncy Ball
and maybe my journals, but I wouldn't mind my daughter having the journals. There's nothing extremely embarrassing in them. Nothing sexual, either.
Oh and those Polaroids. Damn, I need to remember to shred those.
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:02 PM
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13. If I really had something I was embarrassed about |
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why would I post it here???? (I do, and I'm not)
DOH!:toast:
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:06 PM
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15. Because it's one thing to mention it to strangers or peers. |
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It's another to have your brother or daughter or mother deal with it in real life. :-)
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Tue Feb-01-05 09:49 AM
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39. But I'll be dead, so what me worry at that point? |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:03 PM
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14. Me on the crapper. Which is where most folks go, so I've heard. |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:45 PM
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32. That's where my uncle John died. |
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My aunt tried to get him off the crapper before the EMTs arrived and fell back into the bathtub, severely hurting her back.
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:06 PM
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16. Uh...my mom is a DU lurker... |
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so I think I'll plead the 5th. ;)
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:42 PM
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It tempers my writing a bit. But not much.
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:07 PM
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17. Judge Crater in his little cage in my basement. NT |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:08 PM
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18. My Emerson, Lake and Palmer records (n/t) |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:09 PM
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19. I think my answer would be the same as yours. |
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Or maybe I could do the opposite. Right before I die, by a large stash of bestiality/transvestite/scat porn. Tee-hee....
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:13 PM
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Assorted porn DVDs, books, magazines. Lots of paraphernalia that goes with the Hubby's and my lifestyle.
Debbi
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:16 PM
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:19 PM
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someone send me their stuff so I can have something to be embarrassed about. Living in Oklahoma means never having porn. I am so jealous.
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:20 PM
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25. texas is just a hop skip and a jump n/t |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:28 PM
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when I cross the border by the morals police of Oklahoma.
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:19 PM
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24. The swarm of killer bees that killed me |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:22 PM
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but unless they tear out those walls I'm safe
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:27 PM
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27. The cat hair tumbleweeds under my bed |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:32 PM
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29. Computer hard drive, cd-roms, and every written document. |
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Also, purge my blog and website.
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:38 PM
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:48 PM
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after two weeks or so...:puke:
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:13 PM
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They are in a locked drawer with all my other comics. I have a standing order with a friend to remove it should anything happen to me. I don't need my daughter finding the complete Bondage Fairies series.
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:23 PM
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37. Bondage Fairies??? (NT) |
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:15 PM
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I don't care....it can't embarrass me if I'm not here, and my daughter doesn't care.:evilgrin: (Although I did tell her to take the pot, since it's usually good stuff, why waste it?)
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:20 PM
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36. My Wayne Newton autograph |
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Well…gee…it was years and years ago and we were walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City and there was Wayne, his little daughter, and his goon squad. I guess I should trash it, but I keep thinking that maybe he'll embarrass himself somehow and it'll be worth something on eBay.
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