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Mon Jan-31-05 04:07 PM
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You're hurt in a terrible accident. They're going to make you better than |
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you were before - better, stronger, faster.
What parts would you like to have bionic? Why?
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:08 PM
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1. All the men are going to say...their...thing... |
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So to make it more interesting maybe you can exclude that?
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:11 PM
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that would involve getting the original severed off in a horrible fashion. They seem sensitive about that kind of thing.
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:13 PM
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6. I wasn't gonna say my thing. |
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I was gonna say my tongue. If I had a bionic tongue, it would make eating a more pleasurable experience.
Not sure what you mean by 'thing' anyway.
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:14 PM
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with my...uh...thing }(
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:36 PM
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The original cannot be improved upon. ;-)
But in seriousness, I don't think any functional man, regardless of how poorly endowed, would want that to be messed around with.
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:09 PM
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:10 PM
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3. Eyes most definitely, I'm so tired of wearing glasses or contacts... |
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and they're too bad for the Laser surgery.
Other than that, arms would be nice, I could carry all the groceries into the house in one trip. :-)
Oh, and ears so I could more easily tell when my kids are getting into trouble upstairs or in the basement. :-)
Very boring reasoning, I guess.
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:11 PM
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5. Geordi LaForge's eyes. |
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The bionic eyes he got in "First Contact."
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:14 PM
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8. Super strength in my arms, back and legs.. |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:23 PM
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9. I'm getting old - replace it all except my brain |
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Edited on Mon Jan-31-05 04:23 PM by NewJeffCT
I just turned 38 about 2 months ago... I have too many aches & pains & not enough time to exercise anymore.
Edited to add - my hair is pretty good, just getting greyer.
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:26 PM
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13. I just turned 38 last week and I feel fine |
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Does it go downhill that quickly? Will I be a mess in two months?
At least you get to look 'distinguished' with gray hair.
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:35 PM
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If you're like me & never seem to find time to exercise...
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:40 PM
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22. I have good intentions |
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does that count for anything?
I've always been very flexible - maybe that helps.
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:24 PM
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That way, when I stub my toe on the way to get a drink of water in the middle of the night, it won't hurt and I can go right back to sleep instead of cussing at that table that moved itself into my path while I was sleeping.
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:24 PM
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:26 PM
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12. I want to have super metabolism so I can |
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eat whatever I want and however much I want and never gain weight.
I want to have super eyes, I have sucky vision.
And maybe a bionic brain, though I'm not sure how that would work and I don't want anyone calling me "Charley."
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:29 PM
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:30 PM
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What would you do with them that the regular ones can't do?
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:34 PM
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18. You mean they have to be functional? |
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I just want new boobs! :D
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:30 PM
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16. Instead of an enlargement for my "member".... |
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I'll just get a hand reduction.
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:33 PM
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17. Size matters...to your hand? |
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Your hand seems kind of judgemental you should cut it off?
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:39 PM
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21. Not cut it off......just smaller. |
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