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Mon Jan-31-05 04:25 PM
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I've got $100. What would you do for it? Make'em good now! |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:26 PM
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1. DU rules won't allow me to state what I would do for it |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:28 PM
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:29 PM
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:34 PM
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6. I'm tryin' to find that one too! |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:30 PM
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You know you love it when I post to you, don'tcha? You know I think you are the bestest DUer EVER, don'tcha?
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:35 PM
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7. Didn't know that. But now, I guess, I do. |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:32 PM
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5. about 1/4 of a day's work. |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:36 PM
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8. Hell, two hours of hell you realize? |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:42 PM
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15. Depends whether you enjoy your job or not. |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:44 PM
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20. I could make you shovel manure with your mouth. |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:36 PM
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9. try to walk on a broken/leg ankle.......... |
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just don't keep pulling on the attached string.
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:38 PM
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:50 PM
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25. the one attached to the bill.................so it makes me walk further.. |
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:eyes: :bounce:
Try it sometime on a busy sidewalk, with a piece of fishing line, you jerk it as soon as the guy reaches for it......funny.
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:51 PM
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:37 PM
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10. misrread the title................... |
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Edited on Mon Jan-31-05 04:38 PM by CrownPrinceBandar
never mind.
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:38 PM
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13. Ahem, you gotta do somethin' for me before I give up the cash! |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:43 PM
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17. I'm very good at educated guesses........................ |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:44 PM
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19. How does that help me? |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:46 PM
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23. Man! Do I gotta think of everything!?!? |
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This is gonna cost you more than 100 bucks.
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:48 PM
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:51 PM
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27. Whew! Can I have my $100 now please. |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:57 PM
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28. For what? You haven't done S**T! |
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:00 PM
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29. Not true................... |
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I have assisted you in refining the parameters of just what is century-note worthy. My bill is in the mail. :hi:
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:01 PM
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30. No wonder you are ill- employed. |
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:04 PM
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With mad skillz like mine, you'd think I'd be snapped right up. Meh, shows what people know these days!
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:06 PM
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32. Don't worry. You'll find something soon! |
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:16 PM
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36. No worries here............. |
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:17 PM
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37. If I could, I would employ you. |
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:25 PM
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41. I appreciate that................ |
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Its totally cool. For the northeastern US archaeologist, winter lay-offs are a part of life. Like I said in my "unemployed again" post, there is a good chance of work here in about a month and there will be a fair amount of opportunity once the weather clears in April, or so. And I have enough cash saved to cover most of my major bills over the next few months, so its not a catastrophe, just a set-back.
Thanks for the thought.
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:38 PM
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:40 PM
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14. No Way! Ha! Why do I get this feeling of just smacking the.... |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:43 PM
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18. Lynnesin is gonna kick your yellow ass! |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:45 PM
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21. I'm smacking hers right now! |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:42 PM
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16. I can tape Larry Lester's butt cheeks together. |
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Mon Jan-31-05 04:45 PM
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22. While dancing in a TuTu? |
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:12 PM
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33. I'll promote your education bill to the media. |
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and make it sound really good!
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:14 PM
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34. Hmmmmm. I don't know you from a hole in the wall. |
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:18 PM
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39. What do you expect for $100? |
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Its not like I have my own talk show.
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:20 PM
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40. Dance bitch, dance! HaHaHaHaHa! I wish I had that power. |
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:16 PM
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35. Send you some nice pictures? |
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Write you some nice stories?
My only other talents are cooking and editing... not sure what I could offer you with those skills.
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:17 PM
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38. Depends on the pictures and stories. |
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:31 PM
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42. $100 bucks doesn't go as far as it use to. |
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:45 PM
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43. I BEG YOUR PARDON!!!!! |
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who the hell ELSE can beat MOI?????
i have the best post of all in here. please donate to DU in my name.
thank you. :D
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:50 PM
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45. You are right! You win! Will do in your name... |
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And I'll be toasting to you tonite.
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:53 PM
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47. YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY |
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$100 big ones to DU!!!
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ah, the ASS never loses does it? :D
:loveya:
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Mon Jan-31-05 06:00 PM
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50. You are just full of s**t today! |
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Got any other puns that would fit?
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:46 PM
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44. Let you be seen with me. |
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:50 PM
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46. I don't even know what you look like. |
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:54 PM
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THAT is 100% WORTH IT!
matcom :loveya: Ramsey :loveya:
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Mon Jan-31-05 05:57 PM
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49. Hey, I got the offer. Step back mat! |
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