Anyone here ever whacked a nun (...with a ruler...with a ruler...) ???

[I AM SPARTACUS]

Say your prayers! No one is safe from the wrath of Nunzilla! This fire-breathing wind-up sister trudges straight out of a Catholic-school student's nightmare like a determined disciplinary force, with green eyes blazing and sparks flying from her mouth. Wearing the traditional black and white habit and carrying a Bible in one hand and a ruler in the other, this holy terror will have you owning up to transgressions from as far back as birth. 2" tall and made of hard plastic, packaged in a custom cathedral-style box.

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Glory, glory hallelujiah!

'Ster hit me with a ruler,
Hit her in the beaner
With a rotten tangerine
As we go marching on!

Yes, in other words.

[kixot]

2. That's pretty cute.

I sometimes lament that I didn't get the traditional Catholic upbringing but then something like this comes around and I don't feel I really missed out on much.

[Crowdance]

3. Hey, I know her!

She's the sister who told me on the first day of first grade I could just wait until recess to go to the bathroom. She was wrong.